Me: Merry Christmas. Them: Merry Christmas -EVE-. Me:

can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"

Just blocked someone on IG for how they wrapped a burrito. 😌

Excuse me, sorry—just using your followers list to find people I know, don’t mind me. *forgets to follow person whose followers list I’m using*

Sometimes things seem really bad and hopeless and then I remember I can listen to music very loudly in my car

Just made the mistake of watching a video of a pelican and we are enemies now. Keep those things away from me I'm not joking what the fuck.