He's absolutely ending up at Spurs isn't he

I reckon if we get relegated Thomas Frank might be in trouble

Finally saw Saipan last night and while the film itself is just grand, Éanna Hardwicke is phenomenal as Roy Keane

Xavi Simons is absolutely running the show, so good to see him enjoying himself out there

The Lewis family allowing Frank to take the Dortmund game is borderline cruel at this point, it's going to be horrendous

The thing about Thomas Frank is: he needs to be immediately sacked.

Frank knows he's done, it's written all over his face

A lot is said about Romero losing his head but Micky van de Ven gets rattled so easily. He clearly blew his top after the penalty incident and that boiled over at full time. Something he needs to work on fairly rapidly

Day one of not watching Tottenham until Thomas Frank leaves the club

This Spurs side is one of the most creatively inept teams I've ever seen. Routinely getting the ball near the box and turning around to pass back to the defenders. Absolutely diabolical football

Watching this Spurs team is a miserable experience. Bringing me right back down to earth after the Christmas cheer

Those subs...

Brennan Johnson what is the point I'm sorry

I haven't watched Spurs in about two weeks and I'm honestly so thankful

This feels like the Elfsborg game when all the young lads scored. What a tonic #COYS

Joe Hart is such a fantastic co-commentator - doesn't interrupt, zero ego, informative and succinct

Spurs may be shite but Turnstile are one of the best live bands

Also aren't we so lucky to have big Kevin Danso there whenever we need him? Have yet to see him be anything other than solid every time he's called upon

The Hill Dickinson looks quite like the Spurs stadium on TV, so I'm hoping this tricks the players into better home form

Saturday early kick-off win before an international break, what a feeling #COYS

I don't have much time for Fletch but I'm happy he was brave enough to bring up the bizarre phenomenon of coaches not putting their hoods up in the rain

Stadiums pumping out absolutely shite music at ear-bursting levels after a big win is such a plague in the PL

It's always a good day when there's a new episode of Slow Horses 🐌🐎

Once again I am spending an evening watching Matt Doherty being absolutely shite at football

Reports are I am 'advancing' into a deep pit of despair after that Eze news

Erik Lamela is retiring - I got one of my first writing gigs through a piece I wrote about him. Always a player close to my heart. As Coco once said: 'anyway... Coys'

Evan Ferguson is at Roma for one day and already they're releasing Irish-themed third kits 🤌

Really important to call this utter shite out when it rears its (literal) ugly head because companies are going to keep pushing it at every opportunity

Ok this got me 😭

Ange will forever be a legend at Spurs after delivering a trophy and hopefully that's what he is remembered by and not the abysmal season of misery that preceded it

Glad they gave Mateta a Go-Pro because that man is box office

This is Damien Duff serving a touchline ban during Shelbourne's visit to Bohemians on Friday night.

VAR is annoying but not as annoying as listening to Rio Ferdinand and Ali McCoist discussing it for five minutes

Tuned in for the final putt - I assume it was never in doubt?

Post-retirement Ronaldo is going to be insufferable

Not watching the match (probably for the best) but I am currently in Bilbao manifesting European glory outside San Mames

I understand some fans don't want him around again after Chelsea but there's no denying he has a special connection with the club that no other manager has been able to replicate since. I'm all for bringing him back 🤍 www.skysports.com/football/new...

Reminder: Kennys Bookshop delivers for free in Ireland. Easons have free delivery over 10 euros (and also sell toys and games and stationary). Lots of lovely booksellers in the actual stores too, like Books Upstairs, Gutter Bookshop, Hodges Figgis.

Some dodgy moments there but it's been a long time since I've seen things click like that in our attacking play - just exciting to have all the big hitters back. Up the Spurs 🤍

Kvaratskhelia and Trent have about two full socks between them

8 days rest, a near fully fit squad and the biggest match of the season so far and Spurs give a performance like... this? I don't know if it's the players, Ange, or both but something has to change. This is reminiscent of the Conte/Mourinho days

I love you Spurs even though I nearly froze to death today

Incredibly checked out of Spurs' season right now, which is a great time to remind myself I spent 100 quid on a ticket to the United match on Sunday 🙃

What a cleanse that match is for the last few miserable months

We'll all laugh about this when Catfish and the Bottlemen play a three quarters empty Tottenham Hotspur stadium a week before our first Championship match against Oxford United

Did Owen Hargreaves just call 33-year-old Andrej Krameric a 'brilliant young player'?

If Spurs decide to part ways with Ange, there's no other manager I'd want more. Although considering Bournemouth's season, you'd question why he would want to leave..

Would highly recommend binge watching Severance a week before the new season is out because how the hell did you all wait two years??

I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

It's getting to the point where I would actually back myself to save a one-on-one with Timo Werner