My routine whenever I play Tekken lately: 1) drop a rank 2) spend the next 1-2 hours climbing back to the rank I started at

Ain’t no fucking way this mf is coming to tekken lmaoooooo I’m hype af

Urth’s Vegas Pro Tip # i don’t even know anymore: Men, if you gotta take a shit, shit in a toilet NOT THE URINAL goddamn man smh

The new Tekken 8 dlc character gets revealed tmrw. I wonder who it is lol

I feel like this should be obvious but ladies, if your man is getting his ass beat, pls DO NOT try jumping in. If a mf is willing to cause physical pain to a man they don’t know, pls rightfully assume they’re willing to do the same to you. Just step back and start calling for help immediately.

One of my favorite things about the Philippines is when someone gets caught doing a crime, ppl in the community will come and beat the dog shit outta that person and the cops will just watch and let them finish lmaoooo

omg we're getting another straw hat backstory... i wonder how emotionally damaging this one's gonna be lmao #OnePiece1183

I get it now. If I listen to island reggae while playing Tekken, I can’t tilt! Slowly climbing back to TK lol Take a listen to that and try not dancing in your kitchen

Pro-tip: 1) if you’re in Vegas, don’t leave your phone on a slot machine. 2) if you lost your abandoned phone, don’t come to me a fucking attitude cuz you lost your fucking phone.

I don't even play Blanka but I want to just because of this skin lmao

Life’s great when you’re your in-laws favorite in-law lmao I’m like a fucking god compared to the fat forehead having pompous piece of shit my brother-in-law is married to 😂

fighting games genuinely make me feel like i might be braindead

I don’t get the point of astrology in 2026. You’re an asshole because you’re a fucking asshole. The stars have nothing to do with that shit lol

Getting my SF6 grind on! Lol

Me, seeing a Filipino person buying skin whitening products at the Asian grocery store:

I can’t wait for rabid dogs to gnaw on his rotting corpse

I know healthcare for humans is generally better in Europe. Is it the same for pets? Is it cheaper there also?

Omg I wonder who he could be 🤔🤔 Mr. Freeze? Hugo Strange? I feel like he’d be a good Scarecrow too but idk if they’ll make another movie involving him again

Seen this on IG. That’s enough social media for today goddamn

Batman will always be one of my favorite heroes, idgaf idgaf idgaf talk to a wall

FUCK FIGHTING GAMES OMFGGGGGG (im so tilted rn im going to walk across the freeway)

Fuck this goddamn city

I hit Tekken King!!!! Never thought I’d be able to get this high lmao I think I’ma chill here and go learn a new character

This is a purely Asian issue but if you’re an East Asian woman that grew up upper middle class and you got a white techie bf, you are NOT an ABG lmao How tf you gonna claim some shit you never even grew up around? Lol delusional

Picked up SF6 and started laddering. Now I have 2 fighting games to tilt tf outta me lol

Aye if them white ppl wanna start taking ivermectin again, pls let them

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

Not sure if y’all be watching the news but keep them mfs on that goddamn boat i swear to fucking god

As an ex-Catholic, I don’t need coffee. I’m running on crippling guilt and shame lmao

Holy shit

I will *never* understand believing in a religion that slaughtered your ancestors for choosing not to.

i keep thinking about this more and more with each passing day

Crippling Anxiety Sushi Burrito lmao

Imagine being homophobic and/or transphobic in 2026. Soft ass lil bitch

KNEE PLAYING HEIHACHI????????

Holy shit Knee vs Ulsan was insaaaaane Amazing fight put on by Ulsan til the very end

War of the Planets lol

SHOUT OUT TO THE IMMIGRANTS!!!

FINALLY

lmaooooooooo

If I hear you call a woman a “foid” in front of me, I might just fold your ass. Weirdo ass lil incel fuck

Decided to watch the livestream for EVO Japan and I forgot the golden rule: Always hide chat. Jfc, some of y'all are weird af.

For folks in town for #MCVegas, here’s some advice from a local that works on the Strip: Once the sun goes down, DO NOT WALK past the Strat. If you’re trying to go to Fremont Street, take a cab/rideshare. Otherwise you will get robbed lmaooo

Its 2026. If the toilet at your house doesn’t have a bidet, you a DIRTY ASS MF. Stank booty havin ass smh

The Bay was such a better place before we let them fucking nerdy lil techies move in smh. True parasites of society.

Just got news that an old friend was murdered in an extrajudicial massacre that killed 19 people in the Philippines. I always remember you, Lyle. I hope you rest in peace, Kasama.

Just got to San Diego and these soft ass bougie socal ppl are already pissing me off smh

Started reading Centuria. Pretty cool so far lol

The problem with you young men is y’all lil mfs forgot how to yearn for someone. Quit trynna act so goddamn hard all time and risk your heart for once smh

Ain’t no fucking way Absolute Batman is hitting the GEAR 2 POSE?????????