Why do people (who don’t live in NYC) always have some stupid sh*t to say about living in NYC?

I can’t praise Daredevil: Born Again’s second season enough. Every episode is better than the last.

It’s a Fleetwood Mac type of Sunday in this household

The perfect cup of coffee can be healing

me flirting: smack my ass like a drum

It’s my birthday so don’t be a dick to me 😆

Feeling very cunty today and not in the fun gay way.

oh. why are some of you still using twitter? dont answer, because theres no valid reason.

Why was K Michelle yucking it up with Porsha if she was pissed at what Porsha said? Calling her a dingbat is on the money though #rhoa

Following a new recipe and my OCD is popping off 🙃

My knees couldn’t handle this

I turn 44 🤭

Ok, I was wrong because this Madonna and Sabrina duet is actually really good 🔥

I need to know what song Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna performed after Vogue at Coachella. Was it a song off Confessions II??!

I always take a deep breath before I greet a man. It thrusts my breasts forward.

He’s a 10 but vapes on the subway. Automatic 1.

There will never be another Lady Gaga

More Reba, less everyone else (except Jennifer Tilly) #rhobh

Guys really be risking it all for men who aren’t worth the adulation 😂

Debating if I should leave my fork in the leftovers because I’m probably gonna have more

Met my cousin’s new girlfriend and I knew I was gonna like her after she said her first concert was Britney Spears. A woman with TASTE.

Happy Easter 🐣🌷🐰

Get into my homemade pizzagaina 🇮🇹

Leaving you on read

Sheryl Crow wasn’t lying when she said every day is a winding road

Pam Bondi for jail when?!

I’m concerned about the reading comprehension of gay men

Kristi Noem’s husband when he puts on his breast plate

Mad at myself already because I know I’m gonna fall for an April fools joke tomorrow 😤

Don’t make the gays pick in this feud. Andy won’t be happy with the outcome. 😬 SMG 4EVER

Apparently my moment was too risqué for Scruff

Stellar first episode of Daredevil season two. Soo good.

Tonight’s the night! I hope it doesn’t suck 🙏

Too much coffee this morning 🫨

Congratulations to Paul Thomas Anderson on his Oscar!!

I’m gonna need the Oscars to stop trying to be funny

Thinking about @antkne3.bsky.social’s Oscar watch party last year when the Hulu stream stopped working and we missed the last award 😂

You probably don’t even know that thrice of them are sitting on the couch together

I hope whoever finds the $20 that fell out of my pocket spends it on something good.

(Most) dudes ain’t shit

What is this show and why did no one tell me about it???? The people on it are batshit crazy.

happy women’s day

Do you put socks on before or after pants?

A mutual hasn’t mentioned his partner in a while. Is time to make my move?

I canceled my prime membership but the gag is that I still get my orders in 2 days

Oh, boy 😬

🙃

Today has been a day for the books. I need a joint asap.

Don’t just tell me you’re drunk, post pole to show me