mikey (he/him)
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relatively unhinged nyc
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Such a boomer thing to do
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Why are people on TikTok saying Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowie????
3 days ago
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All I needed was Anna, Regina and the Wayans brothers to be in it. The rest of the cast is a cherry on top. I can’t wait!!!!
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6 days ago
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Nice bulge - me flirting
6 days ago
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8 days ago
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Catching up with my
#rholondon
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11 days ago
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Deluxe edition of Confessions with bonus tracks!! 🙌🙌
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13 days ago
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Also, I hope she never knows the cold side of a pillow.
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14 days ago
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Republicans in my office are freaking out about Mamdani winning last night
14 days ago
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What I love most about AOC is that she’s gonna bring up at least once an interview that Trump has 34 felonies 😆
15 days ago
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@schumer.senate.gov
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15 days ago
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We are stuck with this asshat until 2029
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15 days ago
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Hakeem Jeffries 😱😱😱
15 days ago
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Let’s go Virginia! 👏👏👏
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15 days ago
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Is it too early to be thinking about lunch?
15 days ago
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Repost because I keep seeing it and it gives me the ick. Am I wrong??
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17 days ago
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Me: I love your beetlejuice costume Her: I’m not wearing a costume Me: 😬😬
18 days ago
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New episode of Welcome to Derry dropped early. The first one freaked me out but I liked it 😬
19 days ago
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2000s
19 days ago
that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her
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I feel like it looks extra big today 👀
20 days ago
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Hi, I’d like to f*ck you -me flirting 😏
20 days ago
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Why did Cuomo agree to another debate??? Zohran Mamdani dog walked him every time. Is he a masochist? What a clown. 🤡
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27 days ago
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In another universe Arya Stark would’ve been a vampire slayer
28 days ago
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On or off? ☺️
about 1 month ago
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Remember to be a responsible slut 💉🩸
about 1 month ago
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People on Instagram have no idea the level of petty I am capable of. I will find out where you work, the name of your boss(es) and I will email (or call) to let them know the level of stupidity they employ. 😇
about 1 month ago
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My new fav thing is to comment “go off, girl” on homophobes comments on Instagram
about 1 month ago
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Telling my nieces this is Charlie’s Angels
#rhoslc
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about 1 month ago
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Does Cheryl Hines taste Trump’s ass on RFK’s mouth when she kisses him?
about 1 month ago
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I have a date on Saturday and he asked if I’d interested in going to a No Kings protest. I’ll let you know where we register for our wedding registry. 🥰
about 1 month ago
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Taylor Swift fans need to learn to take a joke. Two weeks ago I made a joke to my friend about Taylor Swift not being able to dance and he hasn’t talked to me since then.
about 1 month ago
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“Working” from home 🤫
about 1 month ago
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What are everyone’s thoughts on Diane Keaton defending child molester Woody Allen? Crickets??? Thought so.
about 1 month ago
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I have TWO mothers
about 1 month ago
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Where was Vicki Gunvalson on January 6?
#rhoc
about 1 month ago
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Kevin Tran ✨
about 1 month ago
Mother Gothel is Asian?! Excited for this representation!
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I’m in such a c*nty mood today. In other words, just a typical Thursday.
about 1 month ago
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Thinking about the Reddit post I saw the other day where the person couldn’t remember where they parked their car. I hope they found it.
about 1 month ago
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My contribution to Jocktober
about 1 month ago
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Emily needs to stop worrying about Katie and start paying attention to her 4th grade son who can’t read
#rhoc
about 2 months ago
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Danica Patrick can eat a bag of dicks
about 2 months ago
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The urge to take a mental health day at work is strong today
about 2 months ago
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The first of the month is always a downer because what to you mean I have to pay my rent AGAIN!!?
about 2 months ago
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Grindr is putting out their own merch but I prefer the sniffies mesh tank
about 2 months ago
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When I’m trying to flirt and he’s giving one words answers 😬😬
about 2 months ago
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Instagram saw it first
about 2 months ago
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How does the “moments” feature on Scruff work? I keep get pictures from people I’ve never chatted with and it’s annoying.
about 2 months ago
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Gooooood morning! ☀️
about 2 months ago
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One of the (many) benefits of working from home is that I can take an afternoon shower
about 2 months ago
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Might fuck around and get fast food for dinner tonight
about 2 months ago
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