Mismatched socks 🧦

I don’t trust him on The Traitors

The ultimate Irish goodbye

These two need to get a room 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Also, why’s anyone looking to Matt Rodgers for his opinion on politics? The dude who makes up dopey award categories for his little podcast? Ok, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Stop sending me AI videos on Instagram. I’m not interested.

So I’m in the bath, going over things in my head; when it dawned on me some people have no inner monologue, and that blew my mind.

Michael Rapaport has always been (and will always be) a loser.

The new Robyn songs are sooooo good. Can’t wait until March 27!

Why would anyone want to be in a friend group with Meghan Trainor?

This norovirus got me fucked up

How soon is too soon if I wanted to rewatch Heated Rivalry? 🥺🥺

Got one today

Thinking about the woman from twitter who used to be in my DMs asking if she could peg me. She blocked me when I told her it was never going to happen. Hope she finally found a guy who would let her.

This was my fireman father’s worst nightmare 😂

Just ordered a few singlets 😋

I got off the phone with my parents after discussing our Christmas holiday plans and immediately packed my edibles

Is this mental illness? And I don’t say that jokingly. Genuinely interested how this happened.

Good morning 🌞

How do you solve a problem like Meredith Marks? #rhoslc

I wrote someone a very petty message but decided not to send it. I call that growth.

That’s just my future baby daddy

Men are so stupid when they’re horny. They’ll believe anything you say to them 😂

I feel like I’m tripping 😵‍💫 #rhobh

Be gay; it’s more fun.

Ohhhh the media conglomerates are fighTing

I’m gonna need a moment after this week’s episode of Welcome to Derry

This was a Scuff moment

Not me thinking I left my AirPods in a Lyft, but they’re still in my ears 🤡

17 of my top 20 Apple Music Replay songs are from Lady Gaga’s Mayhem the other three are Michelle Williams songs from Death Becomes Her 😂

Are the sunglasses supposed to draw attention away from him being bald?

Immediate skip if you have this many instagram stories

My flight to Buffalo is in three hours. I guess I’ll pack now.

He’s gooning for sure

Who got tickets to Robyn’s NYE show in Brooklyn? Tickets sold out in minutes. I need to know the type of sorcery you did to get them.

The meeting between Mamdani and Trump has me f*cked up. Does Trump have a crush on Mamdani now??? Can’t say I blame him but wtf

Thankful to be employed but why do I actually have to go???

Why are people on TikTok saying Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowie????

All I needed was Anna, Regina and the Wayans brothers to be in it. The rest of the cast is a cherry on top. I can’t wait!!!!

Nice bulge - me flirting

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Catching up with my #rholondon girlies today

Deluxe edition of Confessions with bonus tracks!! 🙌🙌

Also, I hope she never knows the cold side of a pillow.

Republicans in my office are freaking out about Mamdani winning last night

What I love most about AOC is that she’s gonna bring up at least once an interview that Trump has 34 felonies 😆

@schumer.senate.gov 😘

We are stuck with this asshat until 2029

Hakeem Jeffries 😱😱😱

Let’s go Virginia! 👏👏👏