Such a boomer thing to do

Why are people on TikTok saying Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowie????

All I needed was Anna, Regina and the Wayans brothers to be in it. The rest of the cast is a cherry on top. I can’t wait!!!!

Nice bulge - me flirting

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Catching up with my #rholondon girlies today

Deluxe edition of Confessions with bonus tracks!! 🙌🙌

Also, I hope she never knows the cold side of a pillow.

Republicans in my office are freaking out about Mamdani winning last night

What I love most about AOC is that she’s gonna bring up at least once an interview that Trump has 34 felonies 😆

@schumer.senate.gov 😘

We are stuck with this asshat until 2029

Hakeem Jeffries 😱😱😱

Let’s go Virginia! 👏👏👏

Is it too early to be thinking about lunch?

Repost because I keep seeing it and it gives me the ick. Am I wrong??

Me: I love your beetlejuice costume Her: I’m not wearing a costume Me: 😬😬

New episode of Welcome to Derry dropped early. The first one freaked me out but I liked it 😬

that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her

I feel like it looks extra big today 👀

Hi, I’d like to f*ck you -me flirting 😏

Why did Cuomo agree to another debate??? Zohran Mamdani dog walked him every time. Is he a masochist? What a clown. 🤡

In another universe Arya Stark would’ve been a vampire slayer

On or off? ☺️

Remember to be a responsible slut 💉🩸

People on Instagram have no idea the level of petty I am capable of. I will find out where you work, the name of your boss(es) and I will email (or call) to let them know the level of stupidity they employ. 😇

My new fav thing is to comment “go off, girl” on homophobes comments on Instagram

Telling my nieces this is Charlie’s Angels #rhoslc

Does Cheryl Hines taste Trump’s ass on RFK’s mouth when she kisses him?

I have a date on Saturday and he asked if I’d interested in going to a No Kings protest. I’ll let you know where we register for our wedding registry. 🥰

Taylor Swift fans need to learn to take a joke. Two weeks ago I made a joke to my friend about Taylor Swift not being able to dance and he hasn’t talked to me since then.

“Working” from home 🤫

What are everyone’s thoughts on Diane Keaton defending child molester Woody Allen? Crickets??? Thought so.

I have TWO mothers

Where was Vicki Gunvalson on January 6? #rhoc

Mother Gothel is Asian?! Excited for this representation!

I’m in such a c*nty mood today. In other words, just a typical Thursday.

Thinking about the Reddit post I saw the other day where the person couldn’t remember where they parked their car. I hope they found it.

My contribution to Jocktober

Emily needs to stop worrying about Katie and start paying attention to her 4th grade son who can’t read #rhoc

Danica Patrick can eat a bag of dicks

The urge to take a mental health day at work is strong today

The first of the month is always a downer because what to you mean I have to pay my rent AGAIN!!?

Grindr is putting out their own merch but I prefer the sniffies mesh tank

When I’m trying to flirt and he’s giving one words answers 😬😬

Instagram saw it first

How does the “moments” feature on Scruff work? I keep get pictures from people I’ve never chatted with and it’s annoying.

Gooooood morning! ☀️

One of the (many) benefits of working from home is that I can take an afternoon shower

Might fuck around and get fast food for dinner tonight