It's 2025. I should be able to unplug my eyeballs from the nerves and reconnect them when I want.

Friday the 13th. I don't go in the woods period so I'm not going to no hunted lake in the woods.

All of my current problems will be solved with 10,000 dollars cash.

Danielle Brooks Sza Nia Long Hallie Berry Keke Palmer

My hand.

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Fuck Diddy, Sean Combs or whatever he calls himself. Put him in jail.

Not Natalie! #ironheart

They done killed my favorite character. Why did they do it? #squidgame

Our endless creativity

Happy father's day to all the active fathers out there. The ones who get asked for something from their kids as soon as they get home from work. 😂

As per my last skeet

Listen, you are a LGBTQIA person between the ages of 18-22 and your family rejected you because of who are. Come here, you are my child now. You hungry? Come home your siblings miss you.

That school shooting in Texas where the law enforcement did nothing is something I’ll never forget. Police have never protected and served you and I.

How the f*ck did toriyama forget about Launch? She was in a majority of dragon ball? #dragonball

If I ever have the misfortune of having to date again, if my wife divorces me or she is called home and after my kids force me to find someone to leave them alone, I'm just going to list all the bad things about me and see who bites. I.e. bald, man with kids, fat.

When the Mac and yams touch on the plate 🙂‍↔️

I think my father was an alcoholic at that time. Yeah I'll beat his ass

One more thing! I don't have the official stats but the chances your dumb ass is killed or disappeared to up when you get with a white woman.

Why y'all be thinking the snow bunnies are beautiful? Like have you seen black women?

I know full well at lot of us may not survive the destruction of this empire, but I still want to see it burn anyway.

Pokemon I am sick of in Pokemon go: 3. Carbink 2. Psyduck 1. Fucking Meowth #pokemon

I have always had contempt for incels but today I learned I hate them. I hope they never get to smell coochie. I wish the worst for them. In the age of information, you still have those dumb ass ideals? Go to hell.

I love yt women and I hate bbws

I am watching a black girl try to do a black boy's hair with a glasses bow. (I sub at a discipline school and they can't bring anything in) We are innovative. We have levels of creativity that can't be touched.

This is a fat black woman stan account. That includes chubby, chunky or thick. 190 plus.

If you are a terrible person on the Internet, you're probably terrible in real life.

I saw the thunderbolts. It's good but I have theories now.

I finally got around to watching "one of them days" Movie was great.

I must have never really looked at SZA but she is fine! I know I am late

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I can't stand my mother in law. She treats me like I'm a stranger who invaded her family. My wife and I been together for 14 years. I never cheated or beat on my wife yet she expects me to be like her ex husband. Rant over

Ladies I love you but this is true. Y'all barely eat. Talmbout I drank some coffee. 🙄😂

White people always surprised when Black movies do well and Black people always like...

Black people never win The Floor!

I’m not white friendly. I don’t hate you but this ain’t a safe space for you and yours. Stop talking to me, I’m not the “cool” black guy

Have high schoolers always been this lame? Maybe I didn't see it because I was too close to the situation. They are so lame.

I can't wait until I'm done with fucking subbing.

When white folks want to be dense they fully commit to being dumb. They be loud and dumb too

I know Shannon Sharpe is trying to clear his name but posting those texts seems kind of lame.

I knew Cena ass was going to win.

Whoa! Big time becks! I didn't not think she was coming back to wrestling

Fuck Logan Paul.

I'm going to be mad if Logan dumb ass win this match.

Night 2 of WrestleMania is good so far.

I love survival of the thickest. I hope Mavis and Khalil keep their friendship the way it is. TV shows love to put best friends as lovers

The floor be pissing me off. Why all the black players get knocked out?

Of course the snow roaches don't have the same energy they had for Rittenhouse. That should not be a surprise