If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.

Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account

Before Elon even bought Twitter I replied to a post where he said we should vote on if news articles were correct and called him a dumbass. My entire 35 follower account got nukes from orbit.

Created a thing we can use in fun Internet arguments with Trump supporters.

For those of us paying attention the resurgence of Creed was the canary in the coal mine of fascism.

Happy Force of July

Some weird nerd decided rightly pointing out that the goober natalists are freaks was intolerant.

I am going to be the first verified reply guy. Because I'm nice.

What the hell is a sleep token?

As a product of a long line of Southerners a lot of what we're experiencing now would have been solved if Reconstruction had been vicious and 40 years long.

Could not give less of a fuck if tech stocks falling effects my meager 401k. It makes the worst people in America sad so I hope it keeps happening. I hope this is 9/11 for grindset people.

I will never make good posts on here. Never. That's the Bungholes Johnson guarantee.

Keep finding stones with mysterious runes in my backyard. They might be runes. I dunno, I'm not enough of a nerd to find out. Just throwing them on the pile of skulls and going about my day.

The Boer 14 Words Guy just forgot how waving worked for a couple of minutes. Nothing weird.

Chugging the 1.75l BuzzBall before fighting another middle aged man in a Walmart parking lot. Whoever wins will gain the title of Duke of Suburbia.

One kind of racist is going to take a pot shot at Elon for not being a different kind of racist. It's going to be pretty funny.

The amount of ska content I keep getting shown on a platform without an algorithm is starting to bother me. I'm not a 13 year old eating mozzarella sticks.

HORS

Sometimes I fantasize about leaving Texas but then it gets a little cold. I know if I moved north I'd end up walking around looking like Ralphie's brother in A Christmas Story. Screaming and unable to put my arms down.

Ate enough yesterday that a dour Puritan appeared in front of me and pronounced me debauched. Living life correctly apparently.

finally a reasonable take

If I follow you and you don't follow me back that's totally fine. I'm just here to scroll and occasionally chuckle.

Matt Gaetz is going to go out and Budd Dwyer himself.

I love sitting in my house and hearing mysterious, probably expensive, noises. I love The Dread.

Oh you're a Bluesky Elder? Well I'm a 33rd Level Norp. See I can make shit up too. No one cares, just have fun.

I don't care how this place works. I'm going to bring the same wretched vibes I bring everywhere.

My year end wrapup is pretty ho-hum. Did some fun things at work, spent a lot of time with family, killed an evil werewolf, started learning a new language, and generally just tried to have a good time.

Reskeet if you want to see trans people grow old and live full and rewarding lives

Nobody gets rad,.mad, and nude anymore. Just tired and wearing boxers.

As far as I can tell the best way to act here is when someone says they're some kind of original Bluesky poster you heap calumny on them.

I don't have an outdoor towel. I dry off with God's towels, the wind.

I keep typing stuff into Notepad and it somehow ends up here.

I'm not here to enjoy myself. I'm here for serious reasons. Which are inscrutable.

Ate an entire bag of crazy bread. So far my mental state remains unaffected. Will try with a larger dose next time.

Showed up during a posting strike. Great timing.