Holy shit, Tyler Austin got a major league deal?

The Mets going out and signing the two Yankee relievers that necessitated Brian Cashman to go out and trade for 3 relievers at the deadline last season doesn't seem like a sound strategy, but hey, what do I know?

My conspiracy theory is that the other big spending owners are letting the Dodgers eat this offseason and 3-peat so that they can hold the line of “competitive balance” and get their salary cap.

On one hand, Cashman needs to create this illusion to have some semblence of leverage in any negotiation whether it be a FA or with another club for a trade. On the other, nobody in their right mind actually believes this.

Jacks first Rangers game!

Broke ass Hal

My podcast is still on the other site and I have to say the “For You” tab that it defaults to is the absolute worst content imaginable. From AI nonsense, to clear right wing talking accounts, and porn. (Britta voice) Even if you can excuse the racism, 99% of the content there is straight garbage.

We are at that time of year where people come out the woodwork and try to convince the rest of us that The Polar Express is actually a good movie.

Thanksgiving leftover sandwich is something I look forward to every year. Spread the cranberry sauce on both sides of fresh semolina bread. Then heat up your left overs and layer (in order) turkey, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, stuffing, corn casserole, topped with gravy.

I don’t think anyone that even remotely followed the A-Rod saga as it was unfolding years ago will get any kind of revelation from Alex vs A-Rod doc. It’s fine. Nothing spectacular.

The Yankees showing zero interest in Kyle Tucker is CRAZY.

Hey it’s that guy from that one episode of How I Met Your Mother

When a catcher hits 60 HR and Judge is still literally a 43% better of an overall hitter (161 wRC+ vs 204 wRC) you know who the actual MVP is.

Zohran winning has as much or more to do with telling establishment democrats to go fuck themselves as it does going against Trumps demagoguery and political theater. If the dems think that they have a smooth path in 26 & 28 now and don’t need to take what Zohran did and run with it, they are fucked

Famously “would immediately get scooped up if he were ever fired” Aaron Boone always seems to be absent from this award year after year.

Honestly, they should probably all be in.

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

How do you stray that far off the bag?!?!?!?

Don Mattingly is headed to his first-ever #WorldSeries after 40+ seasons involved in MLB 👏 Joined @BlueJays as a coach: 2023 Marlins manager: 2016-2022 Dodgers manager: 2011-2015 Dodgers coach: 2008-2010 Yankees coach: 2004-2007 Yankees player: 1982-1995

From the studio that thought Tron Ares staring Jared Leto was a good idea, comes the same people scrapping this movie. Really hard to have faith in the Disney executive decisions going forward.

Took Don Mattingly 30 years to get revenge on the Seattle Mariners.

Cal Raleigh finishing in second place in the AL, something that's going to happen again in a month.

Wowwwww

(Eats daily multivitamin) Mila: I want my vitamin! Me: Are you going to eat it? Mila: No. I don't like my vitamin.

Boone & Cashman giving contradictory statements on whether or no Volpe's injury impacted his play is the cherry on top of nothing burger, business as usual, no self evaluation end of year press conference.

Let the gaslighting begin!

I know the Mariners are fun and all, but there’s zero chance they beat the Dodgers. Absolutely complete team top to bottom.

Dodgers give up one of the most bizarre double plays you’ll ever see and STILL come back and win a close game. That’s mental toughness that you just don’t see (cough cough Yankees).

WILD

BRYCE MILLER DID THIS ON THREE DAYS' REST! WITH A BUM ELBOW!

I’m rooting for Don Mattingly to get a ring. Unfortunately, go Jays.

Kyle Tucker 0-for-4 with 2 K's in the do-or-die Game 5, the man is ready for pinstripes

Both my kids struggle getting up at 7:15 every day for school but like clockwork at both up before 6:30am on a Saturday morning.

Once again the Seattle Mariners are standing in the way of Don Mattingly trying to get to the World Series.

Woke up to an entire timeline about Humpy the Salmon.

That swing would look pretty great at Yankee Stadium, NGL.

Judge’s Game 3 HR meeting Soriano’s Game 7 HR in 2001 in the upper pantheon of Yankees home runs that everyone forgets about.

Seems bad

The only positive thing that comes out of this is that Mattingly is a step closer to finally getting a ring.

Swinging first pitch

Getting owned by Ernie Clement is something

Grisham had been straight 🚮

Hope he brought his big box of porn for the boys.

POSTSEASON WHEEEEEEE!!