Li Bai, tr. Arthur Cooper

love when you say something like "godspeed" and the other person is like "umm ahah i don't believe in god actually" like looool yeah ok not with that attitude

[beastie boys voice] well don’t you tell me to SMILE I don’t have time to read 20,000 Epstein FILES

lin manuel miranda: [looking at alexander hamilton] *ringo starr 1967 singing voice* what would you think if i rapped about you

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hey everybody

Bernadette Mayer

whenever i get one of those fucking "duhhh give me $20 right now" texts this is the kind of stupid bullshit i imagine the $20 going toward

Frank Lima

this isn't a sarcastic joke or anything i just want to say i like when a stage makes its performers look small. like when the stage area in a theater takes up almost one whole entire wall and when the width and height of the stage are so great the performer/s look/s small it just looks classic to me

from Gregory Glenn's: Evergreen Read the full piece in our first issue at LampLit.net! #poetry #prose #art #lamplitmag

grading the efficacy of article headlines based on the manner in which i say "jesus christ shut the fuck up already"

if an alien came to earth and was like "can you tell me more about this 'love' i have heard so much about" i would show the alien the show called Love Island the show that's so about love it says it right in the title

We have gone from the margin of error to the margin of effort. On the day before the election, we stand on the verge of toppling a political dynasty and winning a city we can afford. But we can only do it with you. zohranfornyc.com/gotv

DUHHH THIS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE GOT 20 GRAM OF PROTEIN IN IT HAHA 🤪

"michael cera was born to be in a wes anderson movie" a. yeah no shit; b. lol; c. that's a sad way to think about destiny; d. this isn't multiple choice it's a list; e. please still be my friend i'm just struggling on this planet

i don't get why everyone's so upset! she said "WE are all [...]" and she looked pretty happy when she said it!

Larry Eigner

i am anti-AI and all the correct thinking stuff but i still think it's kind of funny that we've turned pinocchio into frankenstein justifiably for destroying the planet but then also over the principle that only humans should be able to steal other people's ideas poorly and lie about it for profit

there will never be world peace because if you ask a room full of people "who else loves vanilla ice cream" more people will tell you they like another flavor more, that they hate vanilla, or how vanilla ice cream is made, than will respond directly your actual question.

"gee, i hope everything's ok...?" -my own voice in the back of my head all the time like a smoke detector low battery indicator!

pinching myself right! "fam" am i in a MUSIC VIDEO right now?? heard some motorcycles nice and LOUD going by! 🤩 feeling kind of like i am in a rock and roll moment right now! i can see why riding a hog is so popular! cool sound engine! "dududududududududu!!!"

just saw an ad for the wes anderson new movie called "the phoenician scheme" and all i can say is ALL RIGHT ENOUGH ALREADY STOP

maybe "the community" was all the friends we made along the way

He's the MINORITY Leader because Democrats lost the Senate. You are by definition not doing "very well!"

I HATE THINKING 🤪

"not like SOME people... 😒" is a hilarious thing to say i think. punch it up a bit by pointing at whoever it is with your thumb ("get a load of this guy" style)

a very strange and very long response to a fellow comedian's joke from (celebrated media sewer hermit crab) bill maher, someone who has recently said “Comedians have been under attack for some time [...] This war on jokes must end” lol

Hello! I like you! From I am a Kitten by Ole Risom, illustrated by Jan Pfloog. 1970.

just saw another one of those fucking cheese pull videos and started getting a headache during it and i think i'm entering into that "oh god help help help what's wrong with me ahh what the hell is wrong with me" periods between extreme joy and feeling paranoid and sad

i dunno i think it's kind of cool to live in a nostalgiocracy where laws and public health standards are based on what someone with the (overall) capacity/faculties of a sun bleached gas station receipt sort of remembers from when they were a child! 😃

Henrik Nordbrandt, tr. Alexander Taylor

just heard on the news nobody is allowed to say "let's be clear" or "let me be clear" anymore 😔 a tragic day for so so many people

"hey kid, it's pronounced 'biberty!'" 🤣 come on i can't be the only person cracking up at those liberty mutual ads! 😂 when i was a kid the "dream team" of basketball players at the olympics seemed like the ultimate unbeatable team. but today? it's the liberty mutual baby and that dumbass actor guy 😆

it's hard to get older and witness your media experiences fade into obscurity and then extinction but i do look forward to a future where i no longer have to hear someone do the full "one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong" song whenever something is off

Stone Circle Replay Wednesday poem: "Espresso Powder" by Tom Snarsky (@tomsnarsky.bsky.social) stonecirclereview.com/espresso-pow...

FBI is turning into online rent-a-cops for CEOs, spying on social media posts it considers threatening to corporate execs, per new FBI doc obtained under FOIA by @ryanshapiro.bsky.social of @propotp.bsky.social. Give them a follow for more FOIA fireworks! www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-become...

i feel like this is an interaction negative zone so this is more or less for posterity/me: i don't know if it scares/frustrates me MORE than the current dismantling of govt. thinking that if the next president is a democrat they won't really do anything meaningful to restore it let alone preserve it

been "watching" that hulu show "good american family" and i'm not sure how to put this but i can't tell if it's supposed to be good or not

been watching a show on hbo called game of thrones lately not sure if you all have seen it or not i guess it came out in 2011. almost done and it's actually pretty good! that guy from the doritos commercial with missy elliott is one of the stars in it

at the mercy, Denis Johnson

Trump was elected to a second term after being charged with multiple felonies, why are the Democrats still decorum humpers???

a tale of two shitties

i know things are looking pretty bad right now but just hold on friends because we're probably about to get a serious load of s-tier artwork from banksy. have you read the news lately? banksy is probably tearing it up right now ideas-wise

my mom thinks we're ready for a pope who vapes

just said "how strange" out loud to myself and not really loving how i feel now it just kind of slipped out but still feels bad

came on here to say "dental hygienist? how about a gentle high dentist" but somebody fucking already did it. this is the fourth and eventually fifth worst day of my fucking life

i love nostalgia groups on facebook because someone will post something about a happy memory (usually about how there used to be a jordan marsh or macy's downtown lol) and everyone will share their happy memories about it but the top reacts about it are always "😡😢😂"