It's come full circle. Got a Switch 1 a day early when I worked at Nintendo, and now I got a Switch 2 for free now that I work at Nvidia (only cuz I had employee store points saved up/never used lmao) 🔥

If y'all need any evidence to suggest the furry fandom has gone too mainstream, it's that furry AI scammers have learned how to speak uwu 😔

Did September end yet? 🥴

With the revival of the Xbox 360 modding scene, do I need to dust off my Le Fluffie modding tool and make a modern, unshit version of it? 🤔 😂

Was out playing Pokémon Go yesterday for the Rookidee community day and came across a 2TB Xbox Series S for 80 buckaroos at a community yard/rummage sale thing. Took it home, blew the dust out, and it works great! Not a bad find 👌🔥

Any DJ's on my friends list? Looking to sell off some of my older, club grade equipment to get a professional controller. Any interested? 2x CDJ 2000 + cases DJM 900 SRT + case DJM S9 2x Stanton STR8-150 TT's + cases DDJ SP1 Phase V1 (double module)

Hmm. I don't think this belongs here 🤔🤔🤔 Not in front of my chimkin sammiches! 😤

The dentist took my blood pressure today and was like, do you take your pressure a lot? Your heart rate is p low. Patient's heart rates usually go up when they get in the chair. And I was like, well, I'm just a chill guy I guess 🤷‍♂️

Seattle Pride!🏳️‍🌈 w/ @dalavin.bsky.social

This has got to be one of the most waste of mass shipping for a company and their marketing dept. Literally priority shipped a small flyer in a box. And I haven't even used or heard of this service (that I blurred out. Ain't getting no free advertising lmao)

hehehe BOOBS My furry trash mobile hit a milestone today 🔥🔥🔥

We successfully crashed another Seattle Emo Nite! It was a rager and went super hard, ended up heat stroking and almost fainting at the end of it... Oops! 🔥 6/13/25 #fursuit #fursuiting #fursuiter #emonite #emonitela #emoniteseattle #emoniteseattle #emofurry #emofur

It was a hot and sunny day at the small local Monroe Pride but I survived! I'm only getting warmed up for the larger Seattle Pride events at the end of the month where heat will be hella intense 😵‍💫 W/ @smolshepherd.bsky.social #pride #pridemonth #pride2025

A convention/event is what you make of it. People can have an AMAZING time at shit events, people can have a SHIT time at amazing events 🤷‍♂️ look at what experiences you want and create your own happiness and enjoyment and/or step out of your comfort zone/usual habits and experience new things! 😁

Detailing the suit before #LVFC2025! One leg dematted and brushed, gotta do the other one and then he'll be a pretty emo dawg again! 👌🔥🖤

same energy

I haven't kept up with modern mainstream celebrities, but whoever played the goth kid slayed the outfits and is hella cute! And the skit was amazing lmao 🔥🖤🔥🖤 Goth Kid on Vacation - SNL youtu.be/cYQAFtkqH34

I told my 60yr old dad if he ever wanted to play the "parents made current gens lingo uncool" card to his GFs grandkids, he just has to say that his GF said his "Skibidi rizz game was the goat, no cap for real for real." They'll stop speaking brainrot real quick lmao

Was not expecting Lion Guard season 3 to be about a drug addict angsty "U JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME 😤😤😤" teen, a drug mob boss, and fart fetish honey badgers but here we are. I fuk wit it 👌🔥

Spending late nights grinding on my white whale of a hacking project I've been researching since 2008... And I'm getting close to finally bringing it to a conclusion... 😭

Was not expecting a midnight jump scare last night finding spicy pillows in 2 of @smolshepherd.bsky.social's old phones tucked in the back of our closet 🔥 Never had to deal wit these before so I was a bit nervous/stressed 😬 Was able to safely get them to local haz waste today 🙏

Last year at ChristianCon #ANW24 I got yelled at for having a "swear word" on my shirt, even tho normie parents and their kids loved the vibe 🙄 This year, I made sure to have proper censorship and haven't gotten talked to yet! 👌🔥 Instead, I got scolded for having a plush spiked collar 🤦🏼‍♂️ #ANW25

Omg these all turned out fukn awesome!!! 🖤😭🖤😭🖤😭 📸: as taken by @emonite.bsky.social crew

Collecting videos from emonite Seattle but omg it was a fukn blast! The normies embraced our chaos! 📸: as taken by emonite event group ❤️👌 Raging w/ @smolshepherd.bsky.social and @junorca.bsky.social

🎅HERE CUMS🎅 🎄SANTY PAWS🎄 Yes, @dalavin.bsky.social and @smolshepherd.bsky.social are quiet, but no, we are knot gone! We wanna spread joy like we spread legs and make you smile this holiday season! Gib us ur deets, we gib u treats! ❤️🔥 (US only) Xmas Cards signup docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mfh...

Met these really cool people at #wfs51 thank you for the wonderful time and picture with me! @smolshepherd.bsky.social @midorinokenshi.bsky.social @dalavin.bsky.social #furry #fursuit

Lookin sad and edgy for another emo nite party in Seattle! 🤘🔥🖤

It's @dalavin.bsky.social & @smolshepherd.bsky.social at LVFC2024! Definitely contenders for the Cutest Fursuit Couple Award!

When furries say their booty hurts at a convention, is it cuz they sinnin and being lewd? Or is it cuz hotels buy the cheap, sandpaper special TP? 😭😭😭

Ugh, parents took away our Nintendo. Time to sneak out to the local Hot Topic and complain on our MySpace. 😤😥 Lmao emo'ing it up w/ @smolshepherd.bsky.social for the Fallout Boy +Jimmy Eat World concert 🔥

How do you make an LGBT sparkle party edgy AF?? Become a sparkle skin vampire from Twilight (pics don't show the face glitter and sparkle fingernail polish well lmao...) Don't tell the other vamps that I'm actually team werewolf boyfriend 🥵👉👈

Ngl, I thought Hazbin Hotel was gunna be "fast food" entertainment but I actually got more into it than I thought I would. Is it purrfect? Nah, a good handful of things missed the mark, for sure. But for what they had to work with, it was p good. I especially didn't think Angel was gunna be a -

What fukn internet un-savvy boomer management drives the Twitch community rules? "how could we have possibly predicted??! 🥺" Everyone. Everyone knew that.

Still find it amusing that whenever someone tags me on my work Teams, it pulls up my pronouns alongside my name. "Hey @<my name>(HE/HIM/GOOD BOY), can you...etc" And yet, my previous manager was the only one to ever have addressed me as good boy 😭

In the last 2 days, I've been starting to get spam pr0nz bot accounts following me... They're migrating here from Twatter 😕😭

🎅IT'S THAT TIME🎅 🎄OF YEAR AGAIN!🎄 Who's been a good pup this year??! Yes you have!!! So give us your info and we'll send you some holiday lovins! 😘❤️ (US only) Xmas Cards signup docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mfh... Mailing list for non domestic/digital copy! groups.google.com/u/9/g/ml-kno...

Acquired a Flipper Zero (and wifi module). Yeah I know it's more of a utility/skript kiddie toy rather than a hardcore security research tool, but I plan on doing some research into methods of detecting the Bluetooth spammer to find attack culprits... When I have some sorta free time... Which is -

It's that time of the year, again, where I hax the seasonal Starfux game to unlock everything and give myself a score of 🔥 420 69 1337 👌

Omfg greatest random find of Dublin. Paws down, 10/10. Would eat out and choke down again. 🍆🍑🥵 W/ @smolshepherd.bsky.social @knottysheps.bsky.social

Shrek Rave in Dublin! Best way to celebrate our marriage anniversary in style! 🎉🔥🔥 Love you, @smolshepherd.bsky.social! ❤️

This beer may have been free at the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin but it still tastes like ass. You beer enthusiasts are fukn insane freaks 🤢🤮 W/ @smolshepherd.bsky.social

One of the more annoying parts about traveling abroad... Deciding what you absolutely need to eat and what to skip... You want to eat everywhere and everything in sight, but your belly can only handle so much 😭😭😭

Someone posed a little husky plush on the statue in the middle of the Dublin Castle 😂

Black Veil Brides & VV concert W/ @smolshepherd.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥

Holy shiz yo. I saw a random YouTube about all the Neopets drama/controversies over the years and decided to see if I could recover my account from when I was a tween in 2005. I somehow managed to reset the password and guess the fake bday I set. I have 2 neglected OG pets lmaooo

"what do you do for work?" "I'm a Chief Meme Officer. 🫡" I hope whoever gets this job is smart enough to just put, "social media manager" or something on their resume so they aren't just laughed at when they're looking for their next opportunity lol

I'm probs p late to the bsky customize thing and I knew about the "replies" setting, but I didn't know about the default, "vanilla/no adult" settings. If you're a bsky noob like me, make sure you update your settings so spicy content (or your friends with a small reach) doesn't get filtered out!

You can't contain the rebel inside me. I walk where I please and shit where I want. #Anarchy 😤😤😤 Having a bit of fun at Redmond pride 😈 #FursuitFriday #FursuitsFriday #furryfandom #furry #fursuit

I'm just trying to do my nightly sit-ups and my dog is just liek "u got any games on ur phone?"

I wish the fandom approached freelance business in a more professional manner. Instead of relying solely on an artist's ToS that's heavily tilted and leave customers vulnerable, it would be nice to see contracts drafted by both parties that, at the very least, set timeline expectations and what -