I can't believe this just happened to me. I really did forget I made it do things like that on certain days of the year...

Suddenly remembering the time I went into the toilets at a hospital (to change, you fiends) and tried to pull the cord to turn the light on, but pulled the alarm instead. Good times. XD

We really need to stop with the biannual time travel (daylight savings) because it really ruins my sleep

Last year I got 1 million science per minute on Factorio, but I never did it for the expansion sciences, so I decided to go back and do that recently. I'm almost done, but my gosh promethium science is a pain to scale up XD

The "does good meows" isn't just in my profile description for no reason, you know. Meoooow. Mroow. Moooow. Mraooow.

Accidentally falling asleep while on amphetamines feels like an achievement. Why am I like this XD (And where's my achievement notification, what the heck)

I'm bad at talking to people I don't know. But I'm also bad at talking to people I do know, because I just don't have anything to say most of the time. I don't know how socially active people do it.

I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwashed I'm brainwas

Other people: casually driving across the country or flying out for weekend trips Me: how the heck am I gonna make it to a hospital appointment over 200 miles away, that's unreasonably far

Good news

I'm awake and manifesting today's events so hard

I heckin' love diapers

I've had a bunch of people say they love the idea of being out in public together and suddenly realising I'm uncontrollably filling my diaper again. Or that I already did and I didn't notice. And heck, one day I really gotta meet people like that IRL...

Zero calories is an acceptable daily intake right

I forgot that in episode V Luke can only learn to use the force by wearing Yoda as a hat. Perfect.

Top babyfur tip: Instead of throwing a tantrum, just start screeching like a TIE Fighter. Either they relent and you get what you want, or you get a ride on dad's shoulders for a cool space battle. 🚀

Checkout lady eyeing me up suspiciously to make sure I'm old enough to buy 2.4g of ibuprofen is kinda funny to me

Every time I see someone post a shirtless picture on here I can't help but look at their chest and go "how the heck did I never realise I'm not supposed to have a massive hole here" 😂

The problem with my flavour of ADHD is that off medication I don't want to do anything. Dreadful executive dysfunction. Then stimulants kick in and now I want to do everything all at the same time.

"It's like a pyramid scheme but for mind control" Hashtag no context

Yoda is so silly in Lego Star Wars. He moves really slowly because he needs a walking stick. So the optimal way to get around with him is... doing front flips everywhere you go. Doesn't matter if you walk slowly if you never walk 😎

On my supervillain arc and I'm gonna change the world. Or rather, gonna make the world need to change.

... I was made to say all these things

I can't believe how brainwashed I am

I love falling asleep in mushy diapers

I belong in mushy diapers

Thinking about... Sitting down in the car with an unexpected squish after a shopping trip. Having no idea just how long you've been wandering around in a full diaper...

Imagine being such a stinker it even gets put on your ref sheet. ... Or is it the other way around. 🎨 @catmonkshiro.bsky.social

If only I could build a machine to help with all the daily routines like medications, brushing my teeth, eating, making sure I take breaks, drinking enough, etc. It's so HARD. I guess that's just asking for a caretaker... I mean, look I'm not even potty trained, is that really a surprise XD

The babyfur version of "I was x while you were still in diapers" I was in diapers while you were still in diapers. I still am, but I was then, too. 😎

Imagine waking up from a hypno session to find yourself in a full diaper haha couldn't be me 😳

We're putting out our age credentials now? I mean, does it count if my fursona has been around long enough to be eligible for a driving license? XD

I'm the kinda cat who will straight up argue to C-suite executives' faces when they say something stupid about their plans for tech in the business. Is this a good idea for my job security? Probably not XD But someone's gotta do it...

It's kinda funny how normalised it is to be in full diapers. Sometimes I'm not really in the mood for it, but of course it happens anyway. You figure I'd just go change right? But no, instead it's "Eh, I'll deal with it later", and carrying on with my day like nothing happened XD ... 4 hours later

That moment when someone unknowingly and unintentionally uses my command trigger on me 😵‍💫

@abuniverse.com when are medium simple ultras gonna be back in stock in the UK? I've been waiting all year and I have such a neeeed. 🥺🥺

In context of programming, at my job: "we have AI now so you shouldn't write documentation anymore" Oh my god what is happening to this industry, are you people insane????

If I were a wizard I would be such a problem causer, most of my friends would never be getting out of diapers again. Oh you're at the supermarket today and it's busy? Yes, yes, I see, that's a shame, I'm sure nothing terrible is about to happen. *fetches my spell book*

*plugs phone into car* "USB debugging enabled" No, I really do NOT want to debug my car, thank you XD

Realised this is true, so I've been trying to improve it. The first and only "improvement" I've noticed so far is: Nearly everyone reeks of deodorant and perfume and it literally hurts to breathe through my nose when out in public.

It's wild how much easier life is now that I can breathe in my sleep, and now that I know most kinds of exercise are bad for me. Still got a way to go, but dang, gonna become so heckin powerful 😎

I love how the thing that makes me happiest in life is something so incredibly simple. Because gosh filling my diapers really is the best.

"How often do you get mad or upset at things you see/read online?" "Never" People are always so surprised by this answer, as if this is impossible. But why would I choose to look at things that make me feel bad?

So I mean it's not just me who meows* while brushing their teeth right *I will also accept other animal noises

Decided I wanted a custom mobile application for something, and the fact it took less than two hours to install android studio and get something running on my actual phone that can livestream video to a cloud account is heckin wild. Technology is NOT supposed to behave this well.

Been thinking about this again lately and I have a question: How often do you smell things? How often is that sense activated? For me, I can only think of like one time in the last two days.

If I sort my list of unrealistic fantasies by how hard they are to achieve, the top two are probably: - find a doctor who actually cares and will listen to me and fight my corner - obtain a large amount of money so I can quit my job and focus on looking after myself

An important notice to bring to the attention of my friends

Bad day Suddenly, VERY full diaper Good day...

We have made it to only the 8th of January and I'm already up to 3 substantial negative events this year. What in the actual heck.