Woke up and I couldn’t be more excited for another 3 hours of watching us suck. Go Browns!

Them jeans was ugly as shit too 🫶🏾

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It’s no way Jim Jones should be dressing like that when he old enough to be a grandpa lmao

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

I was minding my business and that’s why it was a random thought skeeted from MY account. Hope this helps✌🏾

Random thought: The older you are the less “distressed” your jeans should be

I need to see what them Cutwaters hitting for because I been hearing too much about em.

Gon head and take that trip! More than 2 and you gon be drunk out ya mind and may be on the toilet the entire next day but other than that they fire lmao

Kush and Cutwaters for lunch🕺🏾

SL dead as fuck lmao

If you can breathe up there it ain’t steep enough🫡

I see y’all still playing follow the leader on here I’m oh so shocked lmao

I could never ever trust a black person over 37 who says they’ve never seen the Cosby Show. You dead to me lmao

I hope before Sig Sauer gets sued into oblivion and closes up shop that they drop their prices because I could go for a couple more pistols 🫣

Rest in piss BROTHER

Jalen Hurts is definitely NOT a top 5 quarterback in the NFL right now. What are we doing here lmao

Safe to say Joyner Lucas won that round lmao

“She Want

I would strongly advise to not be in a public place if it’s your very first time. You gon be in that mf having full blown convos with the seahorses they might call them people on you lmao

The jokes definitely come to die on this app lmaoooo

Even when he was living, Kobe Bryant was never in my personal top 5 of all time. Shit I’m taking 3 other Lakers players in my top 6 or 7 before I even get to him lmao

Nigga called UK Hip hop “Sherlock Holmes raps” and I’ve been laughing ever since

Take the L out of salmon if you don’t want me saying it

If you’ve ever dabbled in rapping or writing a rap song, then you have to appreciate the technical ability Clipse displayed on the song FICO. The rhyme pattern is absolutely crazy and the difficulty is on expert level

She better stay off twitter for a while lmao

I respect it. At least it doesn’t sound like he faked it waited until after sex or something(if I’m wrong then my apologies) and told her right away after the vibes was off. Rejection is hard but the game is the game. Next caller

That lady that’s in prison for that Epstein shit ain’t bout to tell the world NOTHING unless she’s stupid lol. Soon as she opens her mouth spilling secrets she dies. Them rich ass white folks gon have her dusted behind the wall and an impersonator in her place in a second

Every day I see folks complaining that men or women don’t do this or they ain’t that Find someone who likes you back Learn how they want to be loved Stop going into things thinking about what’s in it for you I promise it’s much easier this way

I’d tune in to watch a show in which niggas from the internet walk up to random niggas in real life demanding that they be better men. We’d definitely get to see who got hands and who don’t right away lmaoooo

That shit is the worst kept secret and they just can’t see it lmaoooo

Finally found a mf on here who ain’t scared to say some different shit other than what the popular accounts say lmao. Followed🫡

Calling me broke, a loser, stupid or whatever is not gonna change the fact that some of y’all just choose horrible partners … some of y’all don’t even deserve a good man or woman if we being real

Nobody wants to be held accountable but wants to hold everyone else accountable AND tell others how they also should hold other people accountable. Interesting lmao

I come on this app to be entertained by all the virtue signaling here and I am never disappointed lmao

Seeing Coco Jones in and around Cleveland now that she’s engaged to Donovan Mitchell is something I’m definitely here for🙌🏾

I LOVE this Clipse album. Malice’s verse on “The Birds Don’t Sing” made me shed tears because I found my dad dead too. I miss him so much and it reminded me of our last convo and how he told me how proud he was of me. I needed this song 🙌🏾

I come back to the app and niggas is lying about Eminem today. Ok man lmao

You have nothing of value TO ME if all you do is talk down on black men every day. Time to clean up my skyline a bit

M&Ms is actually the worst candy ever made. Whoever thought of putting a candy shell over chocolate chips needs their ass whooped

I did once in my 20s. It was for Pimp C. Nigga performed “Knockin Doors Down”, yelled on the mic about not getting paid enough to finish his set, and then left lmao

Stop booking Lauryn Hill!

How you talking tough about a nigga whose face you got tattooed on you?!? This Canadian nigga is hilarious lmao

RIP Young Noble. Mental health matters my brothers

I’m glad y’all posting y’all birth years. Gives me an opportunity to clean up my skyline. This ain’t Kidz Bop over here

Niggas can pretend all they want but Eminem as a grandpa still outrapping 97% of these rappers out here and just showed it again

Only “independence day” I recognize is when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved the world from aliens.

Ain’t no way niggas out here getting 4 haircuts a month! Hairline bout to be on Stephen A Smith time at 27 lmao

Guaranteed 2nd round exits for the next 2 seasons before he’s fired. One of the nicest people I’ve ever met in my life though