1000% agree

Some of the programs we have at work have optional “Student Investigation Notebooks” (S.I.N.s) that schools can get. It always amuses me when a religious school sends in an order request and I get to respond to the rep: “Does St.Mary’s want their science with or without SIN?”

I like the stage that Kittens go through where their heads are 8 times the size of rest of their body

I just read up on all the drama happening to Hobbii and fuccccck. Why can’t we ever have anything nice? Fuck private equity for making things shitty. And fuck AI for also making things shitty. #craftsky #crochet #yarn #fuckAI

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Did I know that the saddest episode of Futurama was based on a real dog? Yes. Did I know that pictures of this real dog existed? No. Did I accidentally see these pictures this morning and ruin my entire day? Yes. 🐕

The bush by the front porch has a large, healthy poison ivy plant growing through it & everything I read tells me to make sure I kill the roots, which is proving difficult as they’re under a bush & I am a large man who doesn’t fit under bushes. I might have to just rip out both plants.

My back porch is being reclaimed by nature and I’m too chubby and sleepy to do anything about it.

On one hand, I am so happy and lucky and fortunate that I work from home and literally am just mere feet from my bathroom On the other hand though, working from home and being right next to the bathroom has cheated me out of sooooooooo many sick days. (My insides are NOT pleased with me today.)

What I especially loved with the big thunderstorm that rolled through at 4am (+) that woke up the dog (-) and caused him to have an attack of the nerves (-) that kept me up for 2 hours (-).

So apparently there’s an Appalachian/East Tennessee regional version of chili that uses ground bologna, tomato juice, brown sugar, and vinegar and I’m just…traumatized.

The internet was right: the Blueberry Sourdough loaf from Costco is fucking delicious. (Lightly toasted with some butter)

We can’t all be beautiful, some of us have to be content with being too large to be carried off by a giant bird

I would like to learn tapestry crochet so I can turn this into a wall hanging because…..art

Can of pillsbury crescent rolls…wrapped up with a blop of my mom’s homemade raspberry jam and butter ….and then baked per package instructions. They’re not pretty but they’re delicious.

It’s always fun when the internet is like “hey, you know this thing that you do and think is totally normal and that everyone does? It’s not and they don’t , you poor traumatized neurodivergent little bean.”

Going through the sexual harassment training modules for work and I think these two stock photo models might kiss….

The Microsoft product placement in the most recent episode of “High Potential” was super blatant and awkward and didn’t make me want to check out CoPilot in the slightest.

This should be a national holiday.

Mostly plein air, then the rest is invented from (a somewhat romanticized) memory. Like all convincing stories. 10”x8” oil

Wahoo! Brokenwood is back! I have missed this show. #brokenwoodmysteries #season12

New thing that I have become obsessed with and like to have as a sweet treat: Welch’s (zero sugar) Grape Juice. I like to take a swig of it in the morning cause it just hits sooooo right. (I really enjoy being a boring adult)

Happy Easter 🐣

I never really know if the names attributed to the stitches that I find on the internet are correct, but this one was called “the wave stitch” (then again, I’ve come across many called “wave” so 🤷‍♂️). It’s very textural which I like. #crochet #

Got the weirdest piece of junk mail yesterday: addressed to my cousin (by her dead name) who does not/never has lived at my address, has never lived in this state, or part of the country, for a brand of car she has never owned.

Some days you need the dragon, powerful and protective; some days you are the dragon, fierce and full of fire

Just @ me next time

I found this corner spike stitch granny square diagram on Pinterest and made one last night while I was watching TV and I think it looks cool. I’m going to finish it up and try to make a throw pillow case maybe. #crochet #craftsky

What modern Star Trek is really missing is the Sex and Fear.

If I could teleport, I’d pop down to Savannah, GA so I could get some all-you-can-eat fried chicken buffet from The Prates House. (Don’t let anyone hear me say this, but I think it might be better than Mrs. Wilkes’)

When Taylor Swift sings: “You drew stars around my scars But now I’m bleedin’…” All I think about is eating lemons cause that could be scurvy.

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“Feelings are like treasures. So bury them.”

I had one of those stress dreams that takes place in high school but halfway though I, while still in high school, was traveling half way across the country for an up coming work trip & realized I’d left my work laptop at home. Adult work stress all while wearing a catholic school uniform.

Uuuuuuuugh. So bummed

I want to put an extension on to the house for a nice big bathroom except the bathroom needs to look like this:

I wish I paid more attention to the shit I post here and like…made it interesting. …and spelled correctly

We finished Deadloch season 1 last night. It took me a bit to get into but I really enjoyed it. And apparently season 2 just started airing a few days ago so…good timing.

What good is it having a lesbian step-daughter/daughter-in-law who own multiple horses if they don’t even have top hats for said horses!?!? Garbage! #🎩🐎

I mean…same. But it doesn’t sound rational when you write it out like that.

I accidentally canceled a standing monthly call with one of my AEs this morning so I emailed her about it to reinstate it, and she wrote me back to let me know she had resigned. So of course I was like “this is obviously my fault for canceling that call.” Because I’m a totally rational adult.

You know, for a supposed big strong scary pitbull, our dog seems to barely be holding it together emotionally.

I have to say: I have really been enjoying the live action One Piece on Netflix. They’ve done a really good job condensing the super huge, sprawling storylines into easily digestible bites for folks new to the series. Also the costuming is spot on. 👍

How come every time to decide to make pizza I just so happen to always be wearing black and end up getting so much flour all over myself I look like I’ve been reenacting scenes from “Scarface”?

The Lenox SpiceVillage has my algorithm in a chokehold.

A green Target throw I had for years ago got torn & I couldn’t fix it, so I took it apart last night and got about 13 cakes of useable yarn out of it (to make a new throw)

When my doctor walked into the exam room for my visit today, after greeting me he paused a moment & then asked if I had just woken up. I said “no. It’s 1:30 in the afternoon. I’ve been up for awhile.” So then this motherfucker goes: “oh……so your hair looks like that on purpose. Okay.”