are you supposed to say "congratulations" or "my condolences" when someone tells you they're going to the UK

PSA if you're stuck using a shitty Fandom wiki you can replace the "fandom" in the URL with "antifandom" and it'll take you to a mirrored site without all the shitty adds and slowdowns. Finally makes the Warframe wiki usable.

(context: i am a white american) i need to get more patriotic about china

not taking criticism

drake farming angler quests be like "you used to call me on my shellphone"

BREAKING: President Donald Trump signs new Executive Order banning shaving cream, with "glue factory punishments" enforced against users, suppliers, and other "agents of emasculation"

new year new tree. if this keeps up I don't think I'll have any space to sleep by 2030 nevermind do anything else

happy new year!!

I have SO MANY luigi mangione fancams.

big fan of prokofiev

been getting really into the stanford prison experiment recently. they should run another season of it

can't stop thinking about the nuclear elephant

the first thing to do after beating a game for the first time

you know when you're cleaning your dishes and the stains on the fypan just won't come off and you have to pull out the steel wool. shit feels like hitting the limit break. it's like activating the washing ult. tossing out orbital laser stratagem. it's insane

I think we have officially run out of humour

those men... they had true Hearts of Iron, For they were United and Ready. they stood Together for Victory, even when pressed with Death or Dishonour. even when Waking the Tiger, they chose to Man the Guns and shout "vive La Resistance".

stupid idiot

[Maybe in another life.] Happy 8th anniversary, OneShot! #OneShotGame

saw someone typo housework as horsework and for a moment the world was a very different place

I'm astounded people are still regurgitating the vomitorium factoid as if it isn't literally the most well known and recogniseable falsification that everyone at this point knows is false and oh my god there are still people out there that don't know what a vomitorium is

has anyone got any

yoon suk yeol: I am going to declare martial law guy chained to plato's cave looking at the shadow of an elephant on the wall for the first time: I think I will call it hank

envisioning a brighter tomorrow. wow that's bright. wow. ow my eyes

"doom spiral" is a misattribution. this is fun and doesn't suck at all actually

I just wanna play more minecraft....

Aelita my oldest OC I made her exactly 20 years ago

seeing people in the year of our lord 2024 call rain world a "niche cult game" is going to send me send me to space in a very basque sense. they're putting metaphorical bombs in the walkway outside my house

they call me the chimney. hack hack cough cough retch lung cancer hospital

why don't we have christmas every year

stupid idiot british admirals in ww2 making a stupid aircraft carrier out of stupid frozen wood and sawdust. didn't they know that the strongest bond on earth is friendship

now more than ever before it has become (a vital part of your civil duty)/(very funny) to (ensure the dismantling of)/(throw bricks at) (the glass ceiling)/(cops)

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

if ever there's a terraria movie it'll probably end with one of the main characters going "looks like today we've averted a calamity"

Ea-nāṣir lived in n. 1 Old Street (this is a modern name completely fabricated by Sir Leonard Wooley, the excavator at the time) of area AH. This home was finely built and stood with an area of 110 m2, an average home in this neighborhood being about 70 m2.

THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR

be wary of the sun cost fallacy

qatari breakout

doomscrolling on the pizza hut website rn (joke created by discord user Zelraat. all credit and contributions attributed to Zelraat, as are all rights and restrictions on usage. do not distribute!)

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Wow cattail

loneliness being the memory of social connection is both sort of a charming and a cruel thing I think

healthy relations with media will kill the patient. he needs hyperfixations to live.

truth is like an original idea in the sense that thomas edison twisted both and sold them to the masses at a premium

I GOT HIM. I ACTUALLY GOT HIM

Big fan of mist.

breakbeat arizona

only today did I get the joke behind the name escavalier