8 weeks of training to become a FBI agent? You need 52 weeks of training to become a licensed barber.

Niggas about to rock these with every brown Pelle Pelle and Avirex known to man.

Fathers not in the home!! *Christian Walker voice*

If straight men spent more time focusing on building lasting bonds w/ppl and less time treating the female population like a sexual smorgasbord who should be receptive to men’s every whim, they’d be less lonely. But men have been conditioned to see women in only a service capacity (including sex).

Fathers naming babies is how we end up with little girls named after them. I went to college with a girl named Thomasina. She didn’t need to tell me her father named her.

First headline I read this morning: “Millionaire Texas rancher fatally struck by buffalo he was stalking during big game hunt” Won’t he do it?!! I wish the same fate for all big-game (trophy) hunters.

It’s sounds like he’s reading off of a teleprompter… poorly at that.

It feels like it was just yesterday I was in my bedroom listening to The Purple Tape, The Infamous, Liquid Swords, Jealous One’s Envy, Mr. Smith, Livin’ Proof, Me Against The World, etc. All of those albums are turning 30 in 2025.

Trick Daddy looks like an embalmed body ready for a wake. No one should feel offended by his dating preferences. As ignorant as they are.

Watched The Hunting Wives this weekend and a few episodes in, I said “my late grandmother would’ve enjoyed this. B/c it’s like a current day version of Dallas”. As soon as I said that, one of the women started pegging her husband with a dildo lol. Made me a liar.

B/c he’s soft as baby shit.

If Talib really did fuck Sarah Jay, that’s even more reason he needs to be in jail. Not only is he a danger to Maya but he’s also a danger to himself.

7th grade for me was 1992-93 so I’m definitely saving that $20 to buy a tape or CD at the record store. Peaches Records and Tapes to be exact. Because my life revolved around sports and Rap in 7th grade.

And that means a complete overhaul of what male socialization currently looks like. And it’s very much needed.

The issue is that you’re asking more progressive people to provide their own cheat sheet to more sex to combat that of conservative people. Treating romance & sex like chess where strategy is critical to “success” is a lose-lose for everyone. Particularly women.

I have only 1 pic. And I keep this as proof that I was once a handsome man before the stresses of this world took their toll.

New Line Cinemas began as a very small studio distributing anti-weed films on college campuses. They then acquired the rights to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Which led to the Nightmare on Elm St franchise. Which led to more funding more Black movies in the 90s.

Tip is one of my favorite emcees. But for Jay-Z to be your FLOOR, you not only have to be the greatest rapper to ever live but also one of the greatest American musicians ever. And I just do not see it from Clifford.

I can confidently say male rompers are going to be remembered in the same way button-ups with fitted hats are. Embarrassment by those who participated.

That Gordon Gartrell shirt on The Cosby Show was $95 in 1984. Which is about $295 today. I don’t think I’d spend that much on one shirt for myself.

Imagine feeling a need to interject a rationalization for the age of consent being 10 years old in any time in history.

Ryan’s Steakhouse will be missed.

Skeet shooting is an Olympic sport and has been around since the 60s. Really, I think of clay targets when someone says “skeet” and almost never about anything sexual.

Being able to learn new things pretty quickly has enabled me to live a very comfortable life. And people’s stupidity is their own burden tbh. Because I just ignore them for the most part.

People complaining about how slow this series was couldn’t have watched it for real. At least 4 people were killed in Episode 1.

Those earlier Cosby Show seasons introduced me to so many actors.. Adam Sandler, Kadeem Hardison, Robin Givens, Blair Underwood, Lela Rochon, Angela Bassett, Mario Van Peebles, Tichina Arnold. Even Alicia Keys lol.

Bill Cosby evil ass outliving MJW seems a bit unfair.

Theo really was such an important character to me a Black boy coming of age in the 80s and 90s. I really can’t think of another character that I saw myself in more than Theo when it came to dealing with relationships with girls and navigating the world as a young Black boy. RIP MJW.

RIP to Malcolm Jamal Warner. Growing up watching Theo & Justine on The Cosby Show and now they’re both gone is wild.

That CEO said catching people cheating out in the open is a slippery slope lol. Man said if you can’t have a private moment with your mistress at a Coldplay concert, where can you go to cheat on your wife?!

The PBS logo got him one!

It’s really a stain on your reputation. Lil Meech was said to be musty like 4 years ago and it’s still the first thing I think of whenever I see him.

If you’ve seen the Metalhead episode of Black Mirror, you’d know you’re not surviving a robot uprising. Better grab those Triple Fat Gooses (or Geese?) for the Ice Age.

Telling women to choose better men without telling men to be better men seems like a fool’s errand, no?

Push has already cleaned up one Canadian that had some anti-Black shit in his past… Justin better tread lightly before he becomes #2.

Right now, I am older than every King of Comedy when they filmed that tour. And I can’t relate to some of the stuff they complained about. Steve & Bernie were both 42 talking about they’re sick of sex and hate Rap lol. I feel like I’m in my sexual prime and new Rap still sounds great to me.

I consider myself a pretty progressive man but there are some gender norms I’m likely going to hold onto forever. Please don’t get down on your knee, as a woman, and propose to these niggas. Especially not me. And I cannot emphasize not me enough.

We sent to milk rations to troops in World War I & II. Dairy industry produced mad milk to support it. War ends and we are left with mad leftover milk. So the govt, backed by not so factual research from doctors, created a campaign for milk being essential to our bodies.

I must’ve ended up on Gen Z TikTok or something. I can only assume they’re just discovering these songs (which is great). 4 Page Letter a “hidden gem”? It was a single from One In A Million. Halfcrazy was the lead single from Musiq sophomore album lol.

I just wanted to say on here how thoroughly disgusted I was with Jim Jones saying he’s a better rapper than Nas. He’s way too old to be as attention-seeking as he is because there’s no way he really believes that.

The first post I see when I opened this app after like 6 months was some nigga reminding gainfully employed adults not to quit their jobs to sell dope after hearing the Clipse new album. Maybe coming back here was a mistake.

Hey guys. Did you miss me?

Summer’s staying. The other 3 ladies can battle it out amongst themselves.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, no? I think Albert Einstein had NFL DBs tackling Derrick Henry above the waist in mind when he said that.

Menace II Society, Harlem Nights, Boyz N The Hood (if we’re going by how many times I’ve seen these movies)

I think return to office was inevitable. These corporations are largely ran by old Boomers with antiquated views of management and corporate control. Also, they need bodies for all the commercial office space they’ve spent millions on.

Increased eye infections but make it manly.

The BCS would’ve put Oregon and Georgia in the title game and neither team even made it out of the quarterfinals.

Letting the water and soap suds just run down you won’t help exfoliate your skin. You need to remove those dead skin cells as well. Wash your legs, Caucasians.

Just when you think terrible people really never get the fate they deserve, this nigga keeps getting injured. Faith restored in the universe temporarily.