🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 my love!!!

my workplace is, instead of using any kind of transition plan, just working me like a dog and squeezing every drop of productivity out of me until the second I walk out the door on friday, and the plan for after that seems to be…to just stall people until my boss comes back from maternity leave??

not me taking a second covid test “just to be safe” and watching the red test line appear INSTANTLY 😐😐😐😐

not npc studios whoring march out to fund the full release…(yes I will be purchasing one)

A dance that never ends #loz

I love Dollar I do but it does get really exhausting having to be absolutely fucking perfect on every approach to every jump or else he tries to dump my ass on the other side of it

me learning that there is now canon in-game harvest dance in fields of mistria

listen. puss in boots the last wish is actually just a very good movie. it is showing up in all these case-against-AI animation videos for a reason

man i really love meowmeow and master jinsheesh [ #theapothecarydiaries #jinmao | #stellart ]

she is just so cute and perfect and fluffy I think of her constantly, my baby egg

part of the reason I constantly forget things is because I intentionally avoid mapping out my near future because if I have to actually consider how little time I genuinely have to myself I’ll start buggin out even though I am busy doing stuff I wanted to do

the attraction settings in the sims 4 are so hilariously specific. like yeah u know what my sim HATES people with purple hair

a very proud march for an anon who complimented him ❤️‍🔥 #art ✧ #fieldsofmistria

on god bro I WILL be getting my mermaid hair back. I just need to keep eating sushi and taking vitamins

I love when friends who are horse shopping ask me how long it took me to find dollar. I didn’t find Dollar. I strayed too close to an enchanted wood despite the warnings of the local villagers and he emerged and told me his true name

sushi + canned margarita + naruto chuunin exams is such an elite combination

Happy pride!🌈✨

why did my friend just airdrop me this photo of myself

the creature

why was every naruto english va giving the performance of their LIVES specifically in the last episode of the land of waves arc

god an OG naruto reboot with modern animation, removing all the endless frames of every single character going “:O” at every attack, and trimming redundant flashbacks would go SO hard actually

I used to have really bad jump position where I was kinda just standing up instead of folding/releasing and it looked really stupid and then one day I just stopped that and I don’t know why but I’m glad

me while attempting to smack a cast iron skillet’s worth of mac n cheese into a to-go container: so the thing is guys I’m just a huge bitch all the time

An elected official accepting a 747 from a foreign country is so flamboyantly illegal that any news outlet characterizing it as "controversial" or "an ethical issue" should be ignored, have their subscriptions canceled and their reporters banned as TV pundits forever. This isn't close.

fell off, got back on, drank beer, clear jump round, went home and laid on my heating pad

me reading the kakashi light novel learning that as only a bebbin he watched people spit at his father’s photo at the funeral while people called him a creepy kid for not crying and then he tried to walk home all alone and collapsed from grief

can someone please explain to him how jumping works

why do old people love the fucking PHONE so much just email me the list of questions!!!

getting into it about bad riding at the top of horse sports even though I’m a full on nobody with a pony because I’m also a huge bitch with a talent for making any argument a pointless and miserable experience for the other person

don’t care + didn’t ask + I am drinking a margarita in the ocean

just took off my heels to be able to sprint across the sand to pet a husky

my family tried to take me to this “elevated” fancy sushi place and I got so mad about the paper thin flavorless slice of fish that I made us leave and go to a nearby tourist trap

sorry for wishing death upon everyone with a car in the DC/NoVa region, I am not my best self while hitting heavy traffic on the way to the airport

MAKING SHADOWHEART A TWILIGHT FAN LMAOOOO

ever since I started eating fish again, I have had one dream. sushi boat. I have finally achieved it. SUSHI BOAT

I NEED to find a better balance between “giving my body the rest that it needs” and “sleeping for insane periods of time and ruining my whole day” and also “randomly staying up until 2am for no reason”

I bring a sort of “that quirky horse behavior is probably neurological” vibe to the function that equestrian influencers don’t like

me watching my trainer lunge dollar: oh. so you’re just choosing not to do that, most of the time

slightly salty I had a whole plan to watch anime and eat a fun dinner and drink a fancy cocktail in bed last night and then took a “little lie down” at 7pm and woke up this morning

so exhausted I napped in my car at work and had a dream that my boss walked up and tapped on the window to wake me up and I had to claim this was how I was choosing to use my lunch break

joie de vivre

both of my former college roommates are currently pregnant. I am playing fields of mistria and just took a really long bath

not me getting emotional at imax princess mononoke last night specifically because Yakul reminded me of my horse

ok YES we come in dead last at nearly every competition but I can ride him bareback on a windy day so who’s really winning

extended trots everywhere for those with eyes to see

love going to horse shows and consistently being the worst rider there lmao

today a group of old people asked how old I was and I made them all guess and the guesses ranged from 22 to 29

it’s really fortunate that for whatever reason the meal I have developed an addiction to is salmon & rice

woke up feeling uniquely prepared to be a huge bitch today. let’s send some emails