i just saw a boy GRAB his little brother and death slam him onto the floor, and his brother started pure screaming crying and the big one was like “hit me back!! hit me back!!” whilst the dad was running over. it was cinematic. nostalgic, even.

need someone on january 22nd

also i was high af watching wicked part 2 in the cinema and in the bit where they’re all going to kill elphaba, one of them has a red flag that folded over into like a triangle shape. and i thought they’d added pyramid head into the movie i was so excited LOL

wicked borders on a level of body horror that i can’t handle

please please please i can’t get into supernatural again please god no

pantomime AI: It’s not just boots — it’s puss in boots

the real tea today is that somebody is using my lady gaga meat headband without my consent. just seen pics from the club.

child: why did the lorax speak to the trees? me: why? child: why? me:…why? child: because the chihuahua did a poo 😛😂😂😂😂

didn’t have the energy to 67 today :( kids were disappointed but… that’s life sometimes

guy on the train is trying to queen out with me rn and i just don’t have the strength

new year’s resolution: no more manic episodes!! (not even one)

and i’m expected to sit here and pretend i don’t think farts are funny

i’m gonna be bedridden for 48 hours i’m so so so so excited

tryiy soooooooo hard 3 x shit and spoonsnr d

i’ve started my manspreading journey. i think it could be my new public sitting position. i’ll update.

ppl r going onto my tiktoks of the megadeth concert, and they r role playing as dave? full dave mustaine roleplay accounts commenting hi it’s me dave under my concert vids what am i supposed to say 😭😭😭

choking on a joint is one of the worst feelings ever but u know when u recover ur gonna be in the most magical state 💚💚💚 it’s greene 💚

unfortunately i have many drag paths etched in the surface as evidence i left there on purpose

someone i hate just got enjoyment out of one of my hyperfixation i feel sick i-

my fanfictions have kicked off i have so many readers now who all want updates i told you i was fixing this fandom.

i hate when characters in movies are ‘novelists’ grow uppppp

child: 😭😭😭😭 she called me a maniac me: oh no! that isn’t kind language. why did she say that? child: 😭😭 i was strangling her 😢😢😢😢

upgraded to Asshole today 😍💍🧻 couldn’t be more excited to start this new chapter with you ❤️ @dea54.bsky.social

WHY have i been such a cunt loser lately!

jesus i’ve let myself be incredibly autistic on here these past few days

remember how i wrote fanfic a couple days ago!??? well uhm a very prolific writer in that fan space COPIED MY WORK!!??? AND JUST UPLOADED IT TODAY??? she didn’t even kudos or comment on mine but like THAT IS MY PREMISE!!!?????? WHAT

taking the death note fandom into my own hands. really displeased with the state of it rn but don’t worry, i’m on it.

took my baby to nandos a couple days ago and he was such good company. he was so funny and cute. i was thinking he’d actually be a good drinking buddy if he wasn’t 1. he just had good vibes.

what do you call somebody who thinks they’re your villager but they haven’t been to the village in a very long time and they don’t know what’s been going on in the village (which is crazy because the village has been ON FIRE) but they still think they’re like… village mayor

honestly i kinda want my pre baby nudes to get leaked

what the hell guys my mum literally has alice in wonderland syndrome

the kids at school have been calling Gibbons the “lezza apes” (they are called lesser apes- i didn’t know this!)

done!

i smelt a weird smell before and i didn’t know what it was but i’ve just seen my fringe is burnt so probably that

just wore gloves and didn’t have a mental break down. Autism cured!!

*borderline orgasmic sigh* i love alice cooper 😍

i’m going to write and publish fanfiction.

the energy in this charity shop is just electric rn i’m on edge

if anything bad happens to maggie and glenn on the walking dead i’ll die

me rn reading the best fanfiction ever

what if they abuse me in the nursing home cuz i’ve got murder shit tattood on me !!???

i’m so paranoid but it feels like i’m in a horror movie which is kinda … 😛

it must actuallly be so fucking crazy being short 😭😭😭

just felt like such a freak buying 4 courgettes and nothing else at aldi just now 😔

wow… someone who doesn’t usually like my stories liked my story… wow i… wow 🙈☺️

fuck had a peek at my spotify stats and my no.1 song this year is a sleep hypnosis for overactive mind fuck

child i’m supposed to be looking after is on a table pretending to be an angry cat and hissing at me when i get too close (for real cassie fans- yes this is also the child who did a wee in their wellies)

how my work day started: child: my wellies are wet me: why? we haven’t been outside yet. me: *picks up the wellies and mysterious liquid falls on my hand.* me:…. did you pour water in your wellies child: no 😌🙈🙊 me:…. did you wee in your wellies? child: yes 😛😆😜

blows my mind that lawyers need lawyers

me when i rhyme bed of nails with bed of nails 3 times in a 4 line chorus