paying £15 just to get home after a super late shift cos the trams dont run this late but the fucking shopping centre does </3

also guys get on nonogram rn cos you can earn water sort coins even tho it hasnt started yet and then u will have loads stocked up for christmas!!!

idk if the t is going to my brain but i really have hated wrapping presents this year it is so hard!!! i used to be so neat and sexy about it but now my man hands cannot make it look nice no matter what i do

really funny that the answer to the debate of whether jaffa cakes are biscuits or cakes is jist tax evasion

feels so good to be putting money in my savings again 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

its midnight and for the benefit of the 10 assholes who walked into my shop between 10pm and 11pm im sitting out in the fucking cold waiting for my second fucking tram

do u think my granny will notice my tboy swag

big things coming

how to tell if your manager hates you......

read my middle names out as spash arrow thank u dyslexia i didnt expect that one

"united states, that's not a thing" - soph the loaf

ive been inspired and im adding a cheeky he to my pronouns 🤭🥵🥵🥵

going to tumblr for my transmasc content so i stop scrolling and golly gosh im sooo excited 😍😍😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

travelled an hour just to flash someone (ecg)

tom hortz :(

I’ve BEEN farting

sometimes it's not actually personal lol

yes u should definitely lean on the pole designed for people to hold onto to not fall off on a full tram 🥰🥰🥰

chat im scared

coworker was complaining about not having enough storage to have whatsapp or snapchat on her phone and she has 56gb of photos.....

"people are doing that thing where they're sticking their leg out.... like a dog........... pissing" - soph talking about ppl on vinted posing in skirts with slits

sophs in work she doesnt even know shes been unhinged from my phone

sus...

exposing sophie preparing for her presentation

wait guys this is sexy can u imagine not having to work boxing day 🥵🥵 www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/sh...

guy with 3 octave range the way god intended

hot take if u cant sing the whole of santa claus is coming to town either lower the pitch or dont make a bloody cover no one wants u to switch octaves halfway through for one line

me when manchester weather

i love preparing for interviews when i have such a bad memory like i know i have done useful things at work but unless im actively doing them i have no clue what ive done 😭😭😭😭😭

had a dream where they split top surgery into 2 so i woke up and they had just taken my nipples 💀💀

now that ive done all the planning for top surgery i just feel so stressed about the recovery im gonna feel so out of control and useless and i hope i dont fall back into the trenches

i know im biased cos im a blue hater but blue is not a christmas colour!!! do not have blue lights or blue decorations like yeah the sky can be dark blue sometimes SO WHAT the real christmas colours are red and gold as highlights and green as a base end of story

i was so audibly shocked that i saw an episode 1 video for hermitcraft season 11 and then i realised it said 3 weeks ago which is kinda embarrassing oops

why are there men SHOUTING some kind of sports thing ON A TRAM AT 11PM

fUCK YEAH

the wICkedly talented ONE and only, adele... dazeem

theres a song on the work playlist that says cigarettes at the exact same time in verse 1 and verse 2 and it makes me cringe every time

"we are all just worms with worms in our faces" - soapy

to represent our relationship which is #crumbling

2 yr anniversary crumble 😝

just heard stick season play at tesco and they censored weed which makes sense but then they censored covid which i never rly thought about censoring

omg guys i think nonogram is stalking me

sam keeps texting me asking to visit but i havent had 2 days off in a row in 2 months 😭😭😭

dehumidifier on saturday lets go 💪💪 no more damp in this damn house!!

need work to hire way more ppl so i can actually take a few days off to go to london

forest thing on nonogram ended </3

considering the job market rn why do my coworkers act like they r too good to do their job?

for the choochoolon

for all you nonogrammers sophe showed me last night u can see all the pictures youve made on the app its v cute

guys im officially one month on t 🤭🤭🤭