I was stuck on a beach sand dune type thing with some ppl and there were big tsunami type waves surrounding us but they were made of really dry sand instead of water it was scary. Then I called my dad and he said he was coming to save us and the waves turned into water again scary

I wonder what intense and vivid dream I will have tonight that will leave me feeling eery and deeply sad when I wake up for work tomorrow 🤘🏼

About to redye my hair redddd I hope i have enough left that would be awkward

Got the manager by the scruff of the neck, I’ve gone GIMME ME FUCKING PARSNIPS, BANG‼️ the manager’s on the floor, red nose fucking knocked out on the cold, security’s come over, I’ve gone fuck offff fuck offff, doosh

My camera roll is full of toilets with varying levels of cleanliness because of work

Wittle Piggies in their little bwankets nom nom nom

I’m going to be SICK, 2.9 TRILLION dollars between just 25 families kill them all

Atp idc what the duffer brothers do with the whole plot I only care about what they do with max and Lucas I feel apathy for everybody else (actually if byler never happens that would also be crazy)

Gonna do a giveaway for my 900th post so keep ur eyes open for that announcement

What’s that? You find me attractive?

Had a dream like two nights ago that I asked out Dustin from st (the character not the actor) and he was so happy about it and we were a cute couple and now everytime I see depressed Dustin from st5 it’s like seeing an ex 💔

It was really nice! I love the taste but they’re awkward as hell to eat

I’m going to try a lychee for the first time

I always try to set a pb time cleaning the toilets at work but I always get interrupted by my need to take a 10 minute shit half way through

I really am not a fan of having to have breakfast this early but I tried not eating before work once and I started seeing spots near the end of my shift and I was too floppy to carry the mop bucket

I feel quite sick (in the tone of I look quite pretty from love actually)

Forgot my headphones😠😠

Who up brushing their teeth rn

Can now reveal this was me feeling mischievous about surprising dea on their bday 👻

Watching the first season of bbc top gear and it’s so crazy how much we didn’t understand about enhanced climate change back then - it could just be Jeremy clarkson spewing his hatred of the left but it’s still pretty crazy

Mwuahahahahhah

I’ve BEEN farting

I also used to be a royal marine here is that proof:

I understand it’s difficult to tell which one is me- I’m the one in the yellow coat on the left hope this helps 🌸

Yearly reminder I’ve been on a Royal Navy ship !! Here is the proof

Just seen a big Sadie sink Spiderman 2026 movie spoiler … someone’s getting firedddd 🤪

Teeth

Hard long day of watching about 6 vlogmas videos and f1

This is literally what my mum looked like when she was younger maybe hilan is right… maybe i do share genes with any Santiago

My emotions today watching qualifying (not in order)

Guys this is probably the last day ever that lando norris isn’t the world champion so just savour this day while we have it (no one talk to me tomorrow 😃)

It’s so over (lando norris is gonna be a champion of the world and i have to witness it😔🤢)

My next day off is Friday and my last day off was Thursday but actually that’s so fine and normal and this is not a complaint I just realised that’s all cuz I forgot I said I’d cover for my coworker

It’s the midnight sun kissed skin under the red sky laying on your chest like this hold me like the pebbles in your hand initials in the sand yeah summer isn’t over yet☀️🏝️🐬🌸

I need to pee and I need to poo but my coworker is cleaning all the toilets

2000 likes on a comment on tik tok isn’t that many likes, but it is a LOT of notifications, I’ve turned them off but it’s still overwhelming every time I open the app. I think I’m famous

Idk if this is tmi but how come all the “good quality” non fast fashion underwear I’ve ever bought always breaks and is just shit and uncomfortable, but the only time I bought underwear from shein about 4 years ago they’re sooo comfy and the quality seems so good (ik its not but they’re the only

I had it it was okay, it had chunks of like dry? Kiwi in it it was weird

About to try kiwi flavoured yogurt for the first time I’ll update u if I live

My coworker is so patronising cuz he keeps doing “chivalrous” things like holding the door open for me or at the end of the shift when we have to put everything back in the cupboard he takes everything and even offers to take the stuff I’m already carrying for me but he’s sm worse than me at the job

Because I don’t run often I keep forgetting I have asthma and I just ran for the bus when I definitely shouldn’t have (it’s never that serious there’ll be another bus)

What the hell is Matcha and why does it taste like that

I have a semi viral comment on f1 tok rn

Reaction to todays race result

People are making ai pimple popping videos 👎🏻

There’s no way I have to wait a month for the next episode

Already half way through second episode and this is NOT a spoiler but Jim is pmo sm

WHAT DID I SAY

My stranger things 5 predictions for tomorrow morning: Netflix will crash and I won’t be able to watch it Lucas max Steve joyce Dustin and Erica will die in the first episode Barb was actually the main villain this whole time she’s a mastermind

She’s still not replied guys 😭