Fucking Philly Forever

All my homies hate Boston

OH “I Will Lyft without you”

So much for 4 promotions in a row. This is a epl post

Taps the sign

Let’s go 76erssssss

Poniesssssssss

4.93 today 😳

I have created a new LinkedIn Newsletter to continue updating folks on the what is going on in the news of the month with Microsoft SQL. Dropping the link here for those who might be interested: www.linkedin.com/pulse/micros...

Soon for meeeee

And as I bitch about the yard guy next door there was a shooting at the local Costco Just another weekend in the colonies

Neighbors yard guy was out there two Saturday’s in a row at 0730. I can’t say I’m thrilled about their enthusiasm for yard care 😅

lol this email bruh

Slow claps

Ohio in the news for the best of reasons as usual

F me I love TouchTunes

Setting up group policy in my home lab for windows updates. Like it’s 2012.

One of my CCs just emailed to say I’ve been rewarded with a reduced interest rate. can’t recall that ever happening. Seems bad?

Went to make a left and was waiting at a green light for this giant truck to go by and when it did it was hiding a whole ass Honda civic in the curb lane I never saw. How is are these giant trucks legal

is this real? My cynical ass can’t believe it

Welp the washer is trying to kick the bucket, almost as much to fix as it costs to buy a new one. Sigh. So stupid.

6$ for a DQ small blizzard. 🪦

Opens site Scrolls Nope Later

Spring in ‘The Land’ is great, either I need a winter cap or a ball cap. Since today is opening day we will go with the classic block C. Go Guards!

Not even the mighty Costco ice cream machine is immune to being out of order? Perhaps I’ve been too harsh on McD’s. Also how the F do they sell a 75in tv for 570$.

The grocery store rearranged the produce section and I feel like a coven was broken.

Going to Costco at 1p on a Saturday in the burbs is peak stupid on my part.

Sony raising prices of the Ps5 pro to 900$ USD is absolutely wild. We live in the worst timeline. Etc.

No. I do not want to take your survey. Thanks for asking.

When am I getting an iPhone with a m series chip

Absolutely love this

Kiddo unprompted at 13 talked to the parent units for an hour on the way home from the sports events. Top 20 parent day easy. Amaa

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www.wtae.com/article/penn... Giant space rock meet Lake Erie

So I’m um , we heard the boom and I’m um no shot right? Right?

Ah yes 70 yesterday Snowing right now Love. It.

AirPod max 2 announced at the same weight as the original?

I love how the brain works 0700 on a Saturday? Up and ready to go 10000% let’s do this On a Tuesday? Nah dog we sleep. 💤

I got the cameras up waiting for the trash to get collected so I can go get the cans before they blow away to Kansas

The fridge crisper drawers have become cheese storage areas. At this point cheese supremacy is the hot shit because why not

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Not having him in the north division makes me happy

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

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It is 65 outside wtf are we doing it is March 6th

Waking up be like

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I’m so tired boss.

The return route is equally as poop. 😂😭

Remember when we were all getting hit with the rapture? Can I still subscribe to that or did I miss the window.