I was talking to my coworker about bug taxidermy and told him how I wanted a "rhinoceros beetle pin-up" before realizing that wasn't what the process was called. Now I just have an image in my mind of a rhinoceros beetle in lingerie painted on the side of a WWII airplane and it won't leave.

It's my birthday and Im runjing the GM Workshop at @projectopentable.bsky.social Join me as I discuss how to get prepped for running your first ttrpg online or in person. I'll also be free afterward for those that want to ask questions or talk about worldbuilding. discord.gg/Q7xwUQyb

🎲📝TONIGHT!📝🎲 @gridinad.bsky.social will be restarting the GM Workshop Presentation Series as we go back to the basics of GM-ing! If you've been wanting to start your GM journey, or want to offer your own two cents, stop by the Workshop Stage at 9:30pm EST! #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs

Start planning a Fabula Ultima campaign. Realize I can't really plan shit until the players and I have our Session Zero. Patiently wait a month before posting the LFG in @projectopentable.bsky.social

One of the Little Caesar's shortbread cookies having an image of a dagger is fucking diabolical.

What is Polka, if not just Folk Ska?

Come join @gridinad.bsky.social tonight at 9:30pm EST in the Studio VC for another "GM Sandbox"! Whether you're a GM wanting to do some parallel session prep to bounce ideas or you're someone wanting to see what goes on behind the GM screen, stop by! #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs

Mothman is real. He slapped my ass and whispered "good boy" moments before my car fucking burst into flames.

I finally get to see my favorite band (@coheedandcambria.bsky.social) live because of my wonderful wife. Literally over the moon right now. 😭😭😭

Annual April Fool's Reminder that if your idea of an April Fool's joke is announcing a pregnancy, you're kind of a piece of shit and I won't take questions or criticism. Pregnancy is sadly an unobtainable goal for some, and to make light of that for internet points is super shitty. Thanks.

Tonight is gonna be strange, running the next continuation of my Blades in the Dark campaign "Strangers in Paradise" without streaming it. I'll still be running it in one of the Stage channels in Project Open Table, so you can watch if you'd like. It'll just be more chill with no "streamer stuff" 🙂

An Important Announcement. Thank you, everyone 💚

One does not simply go through parenthood without having favorite characters from your toddler's TV shows.

🌿🐊SESSION START🐊🌿 Back to more #Pathfinder2e! What will the party do with their new 7'3" Muscle Mommy Yaksha in their plot against The War Priestess? Find out now! twitch.tv/gilswampguy #Vtuber #vtuberEN #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs

🌿🐊TOMORROW!🐊🌿 "The Ring of Arorynn" continues! With the town fortified and armed, and the help of a peculiar Yaksha, the party is ready for the possibility of another raid from The War Priestess's forces. We roll with guest player @abbesspunk.bsky.social tomorrow at 8pm EST! #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

When you and your tool buddy are listening to music on a scissor lift 20ft in the air and "Last Resort" by Papa Roach comes on, prompting a mid-air mosh pit.

Just out of pure curiosity and certainly nothing else... If you could take two or three classes from any TTRPG you've played and combine them to create a single character, which would you choose? #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs

Well, due to issues running the game in a playable state, I'll unfortunately be doing something else for tonight's stream. Still pondering as to what, but keep an eye out for when I post again later to see what I'm up to! Sorry again! Hopefully a patch or something comes out soon!

🌿🐊TOMORROW🐊🌿 I'm gonna grab my Hunting Horn and take an extra-long dive into the new Monster Hunter: Wilds! That's right, I'm streaming until I drop! The party kicks off at 8pm EST over at twitch.tv/gilswampguy! 🌿🐊See Y'all There!🐊🌿 #Vtuber #VtuberEN #Vtubers #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds

Introduced my 3 year-old to the Power Rangers (Yes, Mighty Morphin, calm down). He's absolutely hooked. Watching him was like watching myself the first time I saw it. Just seeing the awe in his widened eyes and the big goofy smiles as they fought and summoned the Zords... 🥹🥹🥹

🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿 We're LIVE with more Pathfinder2e and "The Ring of Arorynn! Link in the post below! #ttrpg #ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity #vtuber #vtuberEN #Pathfinder #Pathfinder2e

🌿🐊TOMORROW!🐊🌿 We return with Part 18 of The Ring of Arorynn! Our heroes just finished defending the town from a raid, but what are their plans now? 100+ missed messages in our group chat says they're up to something! See Y'all There! twitch.tv/gilswampguy #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #vtuber #vtuberEN

Re-reading a core rulebook for something for no particular reason at all...

We are now LIVE with @gilswampguy.bsky.social, @undead.quest, and @nastypunkthing.bsky.social to celebrate one year of Project Open Table! Check out any of their channels to join the celebration! twitch.tv/gilswampguy twitch.tv/undead_commander52 twitch.tv/nastypunkthing #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

I just wanted to share a fun fact about snails with my Pathfinder party, then 20 messages later, they're trying to figure out how to make Salt Rounds for the Gunslinger. I just like sharing fun facts 😞 #ttrpg #ttrpgs #ttrpgcommunity

This is tonight! Come by either of our channels to hear about all the cool stuff we did with the past year and what's coming for the next one! twitch.tv/gilswampguy twitch.tv/nastypunkthing twitch.tv/undead_commander52 #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs #ProjectOpenTable

Project Open Table turns 1 tomorrow! Join me at twitch.tv/gilswampguy or any of the others' streams to learn about how we started, what we've done this past year, and what plans we have for the future, with a Q&A at the end! #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs #ProjectOpenTable #vtuber #vtuberEN

Feeling really good about myself. Put together a Lego kit that was rated for 6+ years... Knocked it out in 5 hours.

Now live! Come watch Haste, Merc, and I bumble through For The King II! Link below! #vtuber #vtuberEN #vtubers

🌿🐊TONIGHT!🐊🌿 No TTRPG session tonight, but I'm gonna scratch that itch with some For The King II with @hasteday.bsky.social and Merc! Stop by and say hi tonight at 8pm EST over at twitch.tv/gilswampguy! I'll see y'all then! #vtuber #vtuberEN #vtuber #ForTheKing

Reminder that tonight at 8pm EST is our weekly Studio Sessions, hosted by Head of Staff @nastypunkthing.bsky.social! Pop by and practice your art, whatever it is, while meeting other P.O.T. members and vibing to music! See y'all tonight in the Studio VC! (Link in Bio!) #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

Always a sobering moment when there's a fatal accident on the jobsite, especially if it's someone in your trade. Really drives home how dangerous your line of work can really be. Thoughts to their family 💔

WEEKLY ANNOUNCEMENTS! - "GM Sandbox" on Tuesday, hosted by @gilswampguy.bsky.social - "Studio Sessions" on Thursday, hosted by @nastypunkthing.bsky.social - Honey Heist one-shot posted, submissions close Wednesday! Check the Announcements channel for more info! #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿 The Strangers plan to stir the pot by robbing a Red Sash transport of exotic weaponry! Will their highway robbery go off without a hitch? Tune in now to find out! #vtuber #vtuberEN #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity twitch.tv/gilswampguy

Hey, you. YES, YOU! In case someone hasn't told you today... A natural 20 doesn't mean you get to bend the laws of the universe. #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

🌿🐊STREAM START!🐊🌿 No plans for tonight, so we're just hanging out and seeing where the night takes us! Maybe a really cool Shadow Elemental will be joining us later for space shenanigans... See Y'all There! twitch.tv/gilswampguy #Vtuber #VtuberEN #Vtubers

Alright, time to stop putting it off. #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity

Was a super fun time to play with all the folks over on @gilswampguy.bsky.social stream along with @studiohexttrpgs.bsky.social and all the other fabulous folks, hope those tha tcould scope it out enjoyed and are hype for the system and its soon to be started kickstarter

🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿 Come join as we playtest the new Hellborn Descended Quick play with creator @studiohexttrpgs.bsky.social and members of @projectopentable.bsky.social! twitch.tv/gilswampguy #ttrpg #vtuber #vtuberEN

In a seedy office in the depths of Sodomorrah, four demonic mercenaries will go down a dark rabbithole of fear and dread... Join me, @gilswampguy.bsky.social, @raynegrimm.bsky.social, and other excellent people from Project Open Table for a session of Hellborn Descended! www.twitch.tv/gilswampguy

Hope yall will drop In and Chek this out! I helped Fern polish the game rules and mechanics and I'm hoping this is a fun time as we push and bend the rules and have us a fun time (also working through some gun phobia I have so I'll need the moral support 😅)

🌿🐊TONIGHT!🐊🌿 We have a very special Tale From The Kitchen Table as we playtest @studiohexttrpgs.bsky.social's new title, Hellborn Decended! We'll be joined by the game's creator, Fern, as well as @raynegrimm.bsky.social, @nastypunkthing.bsky.social, and @birbbreadgod.bsky.social ! #vtuber #ttrpg

🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿 The Strangers take some downtime and figure out their next score in Part 6 of "Strangers in Paradise"! Pull up a chair, there's plenty of room at the table! See Y'all There! twitch.tv/gilswampguy #vtuber #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs #vtuberEN

OBS refuses to keep me connected to Twitch, so the rest of the session will be recorded so we can still upload to YouTube. Sorry, folks! 😭😭😭

🌿🐊SESSION START!🐊🌿 We're live NOW with the continuation of my Pathfinder 2e campaign, "The Ring of Arorynn"! Check the post below for details! See Y'all At The Table! #vtuber #vtuberEN #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #pathfinder2e #vtubers

Hey all! Here's the first thing I've written for 2025! It's just a quick music listicle, but I'd appreciate it if you could check it out. I bet you'll find something new to listen to there, and imo every album on that list is a must-hear.

*crab intensifies*

🌿🐊SATURDAY!🐊🌿 Our heroes' can't catch a break as trouble brews in the small town of Vrol Gigru. A flaming arrow from over the worn walls signifies a raid is coming. Will the party repel the attack? See Y'all At The Table! twitch.tv/gilswampguy #ttrpg #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgs #vtuber #vtuberEN

Not me catching myself doing the Doflamingo thug walk through my living room to avoid stepping on my kids toys.