Ugh. My creativity is at an all-time low right now and every time I get frustrated about it, I go to the gym. I SHOULD be an absolute tank by now. Unfortunately I am still a normal-sized human. I think I need to rearrange my new place so I have a better dedicated creative/studio area.

I am romancing the physical manifestation of the Second Amendment in Polyarmory. @polyarmorygame.bsky.social twitch.tv/katbatmadethat

Apparently I'm a masochist because I *will* be streaming more Polyarmory on Twitch tomorrow. 😔

Smork Alam and Snork Mimimi do viking adventures in Valheim. twitch.tv/katbatmadethat twitch.tv/goblinhellion

"Clifford? More like SADS Mikkelsen amirite???" —me to myself while playing Death Stranding alone in a dark room at 2am.

Me: Hey government, how long does it usually take for you to process those forms I sent? Them: We cannot give you a timeline. Me: Can't... but you're a government organization. Are we talking weeks, months, years...? Them: Your forms will be processed in the order they were received. -_-

So I never gave y'all a top surgery update. Remember when I said I had no complications? Joke's on me: I ended up with a severe infection. I'm on the (slow) mend now but I was flirting with sepsis for a minute there. My immune system rocks. I'll be well again soon, but ugh augh ough. ✌️

@hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp Doing my first playthrough of Death Stranding 1. I thought the local porters were other players on their own maps. Assumed they were anonymized and you only ever saw a few of them to give life to the game while maintaining the emptiness of the world. 1/4

Denmark is giving its citizens copyright on their own face and voice in an effort to resist AI. They’re the first country in the world to do so. Go Denmark! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Update: surgery went well. No signs of complications so far. Rumour has it my plants are still alive and well back home too.

I know I rarely post to Bsky but heads-up: I'll be absent from Twitch and Discord for a while. I've got my long-awaited chest masculinisation surgery this week. Flying out tomorrow. I'll try to update once I'm in post-op recovery. Until then, stay out of trouble. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. ;)

If you do this you're not an author; you're a lazy hack.

So friends, what are we all using to learn languages now that #duolingo has shit the bed by jumping on the needless AI bandwagon? Any promising rivals gaining traction?

You know how sometimes you bring a plant home and discover it's harbouring gnats or bug eggs of some kind? Put it in a mesh laundry bag for a week or two. Light and air get through, so if the plant needs a bug treatment, it can just stay in the bag until the problem is resolved.

Eventually I will be able to eat all of these plants.

@goblinhellion.bsky.social I know you don't love spoilers so I am sorry about this, but we gotta find one of these rocks. We NEEDS it, Precious.

Well, I've only been playing for a few hours but I love #DeathStranding. Hideo Kojima should put me in a future title. My strengths include carrying too much, falling down in water, and making infants cry. Will occasionally also pee on my problems.

I just heard an ad that proudly declared: "Our mattresses are free of fibreglass so you can rest easy without worrying about your health!" Something, something, wake up Samurai, etc...

So I told @goblinhellion.bsky.social I was going to draw #Valheim troll butthole yesterday. Who wants to see if I can get banned on this platform by taking this joke way farther than it ever needed to go?

It's 4:44am. I accidentally took my ADHD meds too late in the day yesterday. I went to the gym and did all exercises until failure, thinking the extra reps would get the energy out. They did not. Now I might have to cut my arms off. It'll be hard to wash the dishes that way but I'll figure it out. 🪦

If you're still spending money on any official Harry Potter merch in this day and age(that includes theme parks), feel free to take a long walk off a short pier.

...aaand on that note, I'd like to encourage everyone to go pick up a copy of my favourite Clive Barker book, Weaveworld.

In preparation for my upcoming chest surgery, I've started going to the gym. Today was day one. I did the top card in the photo. My arms are noodly and my ego is bruised. I thought I could start with 20lb dumbbells. I could not. The 15s kicked my ass. Well, we all start somewhere. 🤷

I was going to work out today but you know what? I had my Teat Yeet (chest masculinisation) consultation with the surgeon today. It was fifteen remarkably stressful minutes of my life. I deserve to eat a KitKat and do absolutely nothing useful for the rest of the evening. Maybe even two KitKats.

Send help. I opened my World's Smallest Lite-Brite today. I'm absolutely losing my goddamn mind over it. I need 100 more. IT'S SO CUTE.

Will try to post here more often. Might even be coherent sometimes. Today, though, I'd like to encourage everyone to accidentally throw Norman Reedus in a river while he's backpacking with 100lbs of parcels in haunted acid rain. (Death Stranding is great; can't believe it took me this long to play.)

Greetings from the Cryptid Hole. Last autumn I absconded with an apple from a neighbour's tree so I could get the seeds. One seed grew! If anything happens to this plant, I'll be writing a Jason Statham action film called The Orchardist where he kills at least one person with a bushel of apples.

@logitech.bsky.social Hey, I love my Pro X headset overall but in the future if you could put a better clip on the wired models, I'd appreciate it. I've put mine back together with GS Hypo Cement and a piece of plastic but this is probably going to end up glued to a clothespin in the long run.

I may or may not have forgotten I have this account. Whoops. So uh, what's cracking?

I brushed my tongue too hard this morning and now the small serving of potato chips I'm eating is too spicy. This is white culture.