Just caught up with the end of Traitors. Wow what a twist, Claudia was dead the whole time. Sorry if anyone hasn’t seen it.

Is there anything more embarrassing than slightly losing your balance on a moving train? “Oh great everyone’s seen the real me now.”

Mad to think I’ll probably only need to go to Aldi another 8 times before the new year

Liking what I’m seeing from Santa in the build up to the 24th, seems hungry, seems focussed. Making all the right noises for me.

Pat Rice is my favourite footballer whose name is also a cooking instruction.

I have one demand before gigs and that is that red, blue, yellow, green and brown M&Ms are mixed up in a bag labelled M&Ms and sold in a nearby convenience store alongside countless other products. Seems to be going pretty well.

Ah gutted, my Spotify Wrapped won’t share. Totally fuming as its not embarrassing at all and just wanted everyone to see it. Ah well worse things in the world I suppose. So we should just forget about it and not try and fix it.

But why was there actually no room at the inn? Nazareth half marathon?

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