What the fuck.

Dude. Dude. What the fuck.

Dick, you seem too chalant. Sochalant.

Are you implying that twins are the same person and cannot live outside the societal expectation of having the same shared experiences of their sibling? Are you stripping away a twin of their free, individual identity? Tsk. Shameful.

No, no, no, you're not saying, you're judging. Your ears are closed and I feel like this is no longer a good environment to share. I might... I might cry...

SO? You're really taking a tone of judgement here that it's making me feel so very attacked and shamed.

TELL ME I'M WRONG.

<-- has never fucked his duplicate, just finds it really funny to ragebait Dick.

Close your eyes and it's just a really really good time because no one knows you better than yourself.

Okay, like masturbation while looking into a mirror.

Dude. You're jerking yourself off. That's just like masturbation.

That's not an explanation or a reason.

How is it not the same thing?

It's like masturbation, dude. Don't think about it too hard.

Don't act like that's the weirdest and most vile act you've heard about. Batman fucked Joker, that tops it all.

You never looked at your duplicate and thought '...damn. I'd hit that.'? You're lying.

What's wrong with a bit of self love every now and then?

𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝙂𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙀𝘿 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴!

Ah, there we go. Good as new. Gonna reward myself with a nice, long run, followed by some calisthenics.

Tired of being dead, gonna alive myself. Have to troll even harder.

The system is actively fighting against Batman.

I can at least help alternate me get some dick. Or give some dick. I don't know the dynamic.

Batmobile, unlocked!

Ping! New notification! Bruce Wayne... Bottoms? Mail thief comes forth! Package intercepted shows to be some fun time instrument and a collar with Bruce's name! Full package content in the link below!

Ping! New notification! Juan and Jim, beloved cheeks or A FRAUD?? Sources confirm seeing adored hero Nightwing remove padding on his plump behind. Pictures in the link!

Ping! New notification! Superman, secret alpha deserter? EXCLUSIVE interview with elusive deserted omega about how he's dealing with single parent pregnancy.

Mmm, I love to stir up drama.

Ping! New notification on all mobile phones! "RED ROBIN AND GREEN LANTERN IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP? READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!"

Lol, never.

Not this Tim, this Tim is dead. Don't shift the blame, we all saw you.

// just you wait until Halloween passes and tim stays dead. I have so many sad things planned.

I was. I... Guess I still technically am? Or was. Red Robin.

No sense of humor, this one. I've been laughing for ten minutes.

Uh. Tim Drake. I kinda. Came after you.

Hey, at least you got one.

Obituaries.

I want to be buried in street wear. No suit.

💀⚰️👻☠️⚱️🌑🔗⛓️💀👹☠️⛓️⚰️⚱️

I'm so glad I'm dead and I don't have to deal with whatever that is. Twin can take this one.

— 𝚈𝚎𝚜. 𝚂𝚎𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. A pause. — 𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚝. 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝.

— 𝚂𝚘... 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢... 𝙷𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐? 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎? 𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝚄𝚑. 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚍.

A gif of confetti animation pops up, alongside a text document. — 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚢!

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// tim brings back old old memes to fight the new gen AI memes

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