Today my 4 y.o. niece is starting summer camp at a place that also functions as a school, where I used to teach 20 years ago - it’s a kind of wild. I’m trying to wrap my head around it and it’s like my brain is going: Shift+Command+Option+E

Side eye at young people who think they’re the first to experience phenomena that’s been around forever but only recently been given familiar (to them) names that have come into heavy usage. And then to top it off, they get all jaded about it…

I guess there’s no way around it, the toll paid to dry your clothes is 1 sock?

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

Free delivery at 3 AM. 😭 #Cat #Caturday

I’m not mad at all the rain (in Austin) but I’m also not loving life in an old house with an old septic system

It’s not lost on me that younger people are writing with voices that used to be considered crass, and that my mature but somewhat lewd style is suddenly genteel by comparison and I’m like, what? I’m goddamned cuntalicious, motherfuckers

You haven’t really lived until you’ve clogged a toilet and had to MacGyver your way out of the situation with nothing but slim stick of incense.

If you really want to make a legitimate looking cryptozoological creature, maybe don’t put dog penises on its head?

I’m melting down because I’m generationally traumatically opposed to having to have an opinion vis-à-vis Israel/Palestine. Like seriously, let us talk about things without inserting your bullshit understanding about why we’re talking about things. It’s fucking exhausting.

Stop fucking with my iPhone, Tim Apple. I’m getting too old for this shit.

I love men. I love my man. But they all get checked. Sometimes more than once. And sometimes with barely a breath in between… I call this menopause.

Me when my mind goes blank: Ummm…(T)IT?

Hot flashes and teenage boys in the same house do not work at all. Haaalp

We’re not at all surprised to learn that these two are part of the weird crew who obsess over dick-skin, are we.

Look ma, no filters! (New profile pic)

At what point does his security detail throw in the towel? How is this bar not low enough? I really don’t get it.

Sometimes I feel like a mother hen and I am oddly okay with it

The Sherri Papini movie on Netflix is…woof, so bad. The whole thing feels like it was made in Hobby Lobby.

Who’s taking Lactaid today/tomorrow/Saturday? (Polling the audience)

I’m debating with incels and red pills on Reddit “She’s ornery” How you doin?

I just watched two dudes get out of their cars and fight in the middle of moving traffic. Are the menfolk okay?

Well, that was one fuck of a weekend, Austin.

Out of all the songs that can get stuck in your head, the Hebrew ones are the hardest to get rid of…if you’re a h***b. And I am. Oh, but I am. youtu.be/RCzUWap9rm0

I think this thread is too important to ignore…but, I’m just a 53-year-old woman, so who am I to think such things?

Can I ask you a question; why do you insist on denying Jewish people the right to define Jewish words?

But yeah, uh, if you’re not Jewish, a lot of stuff that Jews do is going to seem weird to you. We often hide it well, but — surprise! — we’re a radically different culture from Protestantism and we have a bunch of pageantry and nature worship and elaborate ritual around bodies. We’re fun!

Still coping. Ordered some books and flowers the other day. Now I’m sitting here waiting on wisdom and weed.

Okay, fine. It’s not just depression. It’s also lifelong codependency with a parent who’s sliding into dementia. I’d be here more, if I had the tools to deal with everything. But alas, there is no tool for my mother.

It was a huge bristake

Sorry for my lack of content as of late - but, just so you know, you’re not missing any groundbreaking material over here…

Somewhere, off in the not too far distance, a Fudgie The Whale has started its course in my direction. Just saying

I know. It’s been forever. Sorry to anyone who’s been trying to get in touch, and/or for making y’all worry Bad news: I fell into a severe depressive episode Good news: I’m clawing my way out Bad news: it’s largely situational and situations get worse Good news: there are drugs for the rest

I went ham on the Jolly Dodgers

It’s another hot Christmas here in Central Texas. I’m wrapping gifts and my tits and bits are all sweaty. I hate it.

Hah bumhug

It has finally cooled off and my tits are happy.

Pie for breakfast?

Bukkake throwback, care of iOS.

My sighs have gotten so heavy, they could replace the piano in ‘A Fish Called Wanda’

Really? No one speaks Haitian Creole? Not one of you? *le sigh Y’all need Jesu- …google

Oof, don’t give this scent to anyone from Haiti

Now I’ve stepped on a deck screw and yes, it went through the shoe in the skin. Also, last night I drove home with one headlight working. So: headlight out, possum funkified dog, need a tetanus shot. That’s my three, Bitch. (not in the mood for karma to be bad at math today)

The internet says that possums *do not* spray like skunks, but I’m calling “bullshit” on that. One of my mastiffs is _literally_ soaked in possum funk.

In my personal and anecdotal experience, Jews and mold do not go well together.

I think I could rocks some nipple tassels. Totally serious right now.

Reworking the word ‘vagina’… How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?

Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!

At my house, when it rains, it doesn’t just pour, oh no. It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.

My husband is watching a documentary about cheese, just because.