Jensen you boob

Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.

This (checks notes) “Fanduel Ticketmaster Pepsi Sports Network” broadcast is using a weird lens - players in the foreground appear larger than normal. Am I on something?

Number Kleven!

Reimer lets in 4 goals in the first period, is pulled & trips on the way off the ice, tearing his ACL (Sens fan fiction)

Ouch Soucy takes one from Spence - directly in the malleolous

If anyone at the #sens game tonight could just sneak out and gather up a few referee-sized snowballs…

8-1 Avs after 40 minutes #sens

Literally just showed an Avs player using an emery board on his nails on the bench

If I hear that stupid Juggalo-ass woopwoop goal celly again it will be too soon

#sens got ‘em right where we want ‘em

Pesky mode - engage!

Couple a gingers on the bench, gingering it up

Thing.of.beauty wow

Larkin with a scuba dive holy smokes

Forgot how good the warmup footie is on these broadcasts Sad it is my last (cancelled Prime finally)

Biggup the kid w/the “Tkachuk around & find out” sign #sens

Gotta Spence some to make some

#sens turned up the pesky dial a tad…

We got ‘em right where we want ‘em #sens

enjoying a "pretend Irish coffee" this morning, my first since my sobriety began - only time I've felt tipsy from N-A so far

Ullmark so tall, Ullmark so limber

Perron sounds a lot like LeBron just sayin

Elation!! 🙌 GSG

Spence's positioning is so unique - I'm always like "Whoa, who's that leading the rush at the oppo's blueline?" oh just our D-man, Jordache Suspenders

McDormat mentioned!

Has there been a whistle yet in this period?? #sens

Big respect to whoever tossed their hat on the ice after Batherson’s t̶h̶i̶r̶d̶ second goal

Timmy fiver in the house #sens

This is a celebratory one year sobriety post 🥳

pressed all the buttons at the toy store, they were all saying #sens

Zuuuuuuuub!!!

Fabian with the Waparound

Pinto bookend (or, how I learned to love the bean)

Sandy dents the post and it's 2-0

No buckets for warmup is a powermove #sens

G gets 2 for tying his shoe

Waiter? One bowl of beans, pls..

We got the Kings RIGHT where we want ‘em

Call me Maybian

Of COURSE she wears her Kings jersey smh

Just a friendly reminder that the name Spence contains the letters S, E and N - in that order

Chabot, noooo we just got you back bud

Sennies are on one tonight in ANA - a bit Pesky, even...

Immobile CTC parking exit debacle especially terrible this evening

These third jerseys are just as awful in person, unfortunately

real happy for Meriläinen tonight - oh, and also G with a grape & apple, oh oh and also Timmy for his minor contrib.