wtf I went to clean my bathroom and France scored 3 goals!?

Getting home from my massage and seeing the ENG v FRA score…

So it seems he’s well aware he’s screwing up royally by making the same terrible choices repeatedly???

Well, I just used up all my luck for the year by running a stop sign right in front of a cop and not getting pulled over. In my defense there did not used to be a stop sign at this intersection.

I have 94 pikachus and none of them have snorkel gear 😒

HELP my dad just asked me what 🍆 means.

Suffering an extreme lack of willpower to get out of bed and go to the gym this morning 😖

Five minutes into my Jurassic Park DVD and I’m ordering it on Blu-Ray.

Netflix tell anyone else to get bent in the middle of Dad interview?

I am devastated.

One of the best things about sheets changing day is that I get back all the hair ties and socks I lost during the week.

Screaming crying throwing up.

MITCH PLS.

The last 7 days have been extremely emotionally and mentally humbling and I cannot wait to sleep for two days straight.

Can Nolan be credited with the save?

“Kirby Yates trying to get this third save of the year” Me: oh goddamn it.

10 years ago today, I downloaded Pokemon Go in the San Juan, PR airport when I was on my way home from my brother’s wedding. I walked around aimlessly for 3 hours on my layover. I found zero Pokemon. What a ride.

LMAO.

Death, taxes, Yates blowing the game…

Welcome back, Mikey 🥹

I do not need this today.

I wish Android OS were tangible because I would really love to fire it into the sun.

Yes he should, and no I’m not overreacting.

When this is how you find out Mitch McConnell is brain dead.

I downloaded an app called I Was There that breaks down the stats for all the baseball games you’ve been to and I am number nerding out. V glad I saved this fat stack of tickets…

I pulled out my bag of ticket stubs and there is some GOLD in here… (The last one that’s hard to read is my first concert ticket stub… *NSYNC at the Universal Amphitheater)

🎶 YOU’RE BRINGIN’ ON THE HEARTACHE, TAKING ALL THE BEST OF ME, OH CAN’T YOU SEE, YOU GOT THE BEST OF ME 🎶

Stoppage time based on ~vibes.

Sometimes you gotta scream in your car at a stoplight.

“THAT’S ANOTHER BALL.” 🤣🤣🤣

I just spent an hour and a half cleaning 4 bags of shoes out of my closet and I am officially banned from buying more shoes. Unless I need to replace my running shoes. Or my black Vans. But other than that I’m cut off.

I decided I deserved flowers.

🇺🇸

Idk what I’d do without Thor: Ragnarok.

Siri still owes us like… 2 more runs.

Everyone forgot how to play baseball.

WILDLY outside of my comfort zone now.

Anxiety is fun because when you do something out of your comfort zone and then it doesn’t go how the plan in your head was supposed to go you feel like crawling into a hole and staying there forever.

The most unrealistic thing in Angels in the Outfield is when the douchebag announcer is introducing the last game and he says the game is in “Downtown Anaheim”.

Should I call in sick Monday Y/N???

Me: oh hey only down by two runs now maybe we can come back! Suzuki: *puts in Suter* Me: never mind.

Me 🤝 Rose Lavelles wearing No. 16

My friend’s family had one of those huge picture in picture TVs in the 90s and I always thought it was stupid until right now when I’m trying to watch both baseball and soccer at the same time.

I am not handling this offseason well lol. Every trade has made me go WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA even if it makes sense.

Ok I’m home from seeing Supergirl what did I miss