On today’s episode of Allie’s Adventures in the IE: I parked next to a couch at the gym this morning. It was literally in a parking spot.

Meal preppin’ for the week like an adult. Gonna top it with avocado and a honey chipotle dressing.

You’re damn right, Billie. 🙌

Pre-teens are savage… the silent and extreme judgement I just received for playing PoGo in Trader Joe’s was incredible.

This is who runs this account.

Dissociated pretty well today. Good job, me.

Me rn:

Going roller blading for the first time since 2002. Thoughts & prayers to my back and knee.

I don’t know what I was thinking going out after 9pm.

Jo!?

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

I need an emotional support matcha today.

I’m heartbroken and everything sucks. 😞

On today’s episode of Your Constitutional Rights Depend On What Skin Color and If We Like What You’re Doing… If the govt doesn’t want to be called Nazis then they need to stop acting like it.

Quite literally Viel out on the ice without his stick…

This could be us but you playin’.

Does your brain ever repeatedly go… I got soul but I’m not a soldier… for hours on end? Because…

Ok Wonder Man is great.

YyyeeeeeeeeeEeeEeEeEeesSSSsssS.

“Let’s check in on… Oh fuck they’re tear gassing preschools”

Playing hooky from work to go hang out at Knott’s Berry Farm for Younger Nibling’s 6th birthday. There’s a good day ahead.

I’m not all that mad about the Ducks losing this game. Not like we played all that great, but I’m still not mad.

Haven’t had a sinus headache that won’t respond to any of my usual remedies in a long time. Not even the half gallon of tea did anything. Might try sticking my head in the freezer but after that I’m out of ideas.

Today I’m helping out at my job from 20+ years ago, helping Greg & the DreamHaven crew ship books across the country to folks who inundated their webstore after seeing him on TV. Website is still down, but later try DreamHavenbooks.com for all your sci-fi, horror, fantasy, film, & comics needs!

1/26: 10:15 a.m. CBP 🧊 cluster raids starting in Koreatown, Pico/Union, Salvadoran Corridor this morning. ICE also in Riverside

Love you always, Kole.

I love going to a restaurant where I can eat everything on the menu.

We did it, Joe.

01/25 9:45AM Border Patrol is out in Los Angeles, sightings in Echo Park/ Silverlake and South Central. Please stay alert, get vulnerable people inside. Record everything and be safe.

If there was ever any doubt that I’ve always been a feminist I would like to present my 3rd grade class picture- where instead of asking me to say cheese to smile, the photographer asked me to say “boys”. I thought this was weird af bullshit and couldn’t contain my disdain for the situation.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Gonna dissociate by organizing my records and updating my Discogs. Music never lets me down.

Paul Giamatti is the best thing about Starfleet Academy.

The whole interview is worth it

ICE Agents Begin Process of Arresting or Killing All 175 Million Witnesses to Their Latest Murder thehardtimes.net/breaking/ice...

Defund ICE. Dismantle ICE. FUCK ICE.

I found a treasure trove of old memes in my phone and I wanted this in to see the light of day again:

Angels Legend, CWFYL 🙌

“The copier is broken, again.” No. For the billionth time, you just keep putting pages with wet ink on them through the scanner.

🤔🤔🤔

TODAY’S THE DAY. IT’S HAPPENING. OMG. open.spotify.com/album/4yMJnp...

Ok that got pretty exciting in the 4th Q.

This was the wrong game to watch to try to get back into being a Lakers fan.

Home from work @ 7:14 -> In pajamas @ 7:17

To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player. Angels legends you say?? My all time fav…

If you told me when I graduated with my BA that in 15 years I’d be spending even a second of my time pissed off about pallet jacks there’s no way I’d believe you. Yet here we are.

It’s that time of year where I use my spare time to try to watch all best picture nominees before the Oscars. Four down, six to go.

Apple Watch said my heart rate went up to 95.