We’re still in television’s Mexico, perfecting our hat game.

They’ve got a Phil Collins/Baby Jesus statue for sale at one of the nearby tat shops

Just saw a goth at Chichén Itzá

Back on the correct side of Hadrian’s Wall after a chilly, but thoroughly enjoyable, few days away.

£8.29 for a Madri at Bournemouth Airport

Caught a nosy amphibian watching us through the patio door last night

Just fell down the stairs at home

Saw my absolute favourite of all the sky machines earlier

Back to work Wednesday with a bump, ears still ringing from Oasis Sunday. A full crew was assembled, and a very emotional time was had by all. Everything about these gigs have been incredible and I count myself very lucky to have been a part of it. Roll on Knebworth…

We’ve stopped off at the local patisserie for supplies and boarded our chariot to London Town.

I’m back on the correct side of the Dorset/Somerset border, after a couple of days in Somerset.

Been to Glastonbury

Some random pictures from work this week. Featuring a rainbow over a chapel, the only seagoing paddle steamer in the world, an aging dog, and some sort of thing you’d see in a traumatising 1980s BBC horror series made for children.

Yes

Look at this big lad I saw whilst at work today

Just been to check out new local number 2, old pub, £15 midweek carvery, decent beer garden, pub dog, would recommend.

Took this photo in the New Forest earlier

Yesterday was mostly harbourside pints, pirate ships, and chippy tea.

"So, Pete Cutter found the foot" "No, Andy Mould found it" "Who's Pete Cutter?" "He's the Teller, Frank" "Ok, go on Miss Decker" "he threw it towards his workmate, peat fell, revealing it to be a foot" "Pete Fell is his workmate?" "No Frank, Eddie Slack is his workmate, Pete Fell runs the tyre shop"

“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still, the punk ass bitch mother fuckers come”

The Assault Path by Gregg Wallace.

Nosy cat

This month Evri have lost 4 completely unrelated packages they were supposed to be delivering to me, the useless cunts.

Went to a castle

Solid Saturday evening, cans, public transport, pizza (undocumented), followed by beach sunset cans.

Sky man came yesterday so we finally have television, still no internet tho.

Solid early evening in television’s Dorset. Ate, drank, looked at some scenery, and saw a big muscly tattooed man lose a full portion of chips to a seagull.

I’ve paired my Chinese military visor hat, (knock off from Ali-express) with the overweight cat beanbag doorstop I found in the loft when moving. Great success.

Behold…the *wonder has arrived *plastic shed

Could they also tell the makers of induction hobs that they don't need to aggressively beep that fucking much.

Back garden Chinook 😍😍😍

Moved out, moved in. Hurrah.

...right now Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no, no Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no, no

Is this one of those ‘Escape room’ things?

We have finally exchanged contracts.

Lynx South Africa

"Norm"

Finally got some ticket, hurrah.

"Don't leave your coats unattended"

Taxis replace trains to / from ##Marlow until approximately 13:30

“Laid back, Laid back, Laid back, we'll give you laid back”

Yes

And the Hofmeister ad youtu.be/EvoIhXe311o?...

Major disruption between ##Wimbledon and ##Clapham Junction expected until 20:00

Have they given him a bollocking for turning up in a t-shirt too?

If you see this post a beach photo from your phone

This is the weirdest one yet

“I’ve sold monorails to Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam, and Kazakhstan.….monorail…...monorail.....monorail"

Just prepping some weak beef for tomorrow