There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl.

⠀⠀⠀⠀For you， I would．

"Bro just admits his pants are on fire?"

My 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 is 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘺 a 𝕭𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 at all , heeding to e̲v̲e̲r̲y̲b̲o̲d̲y̲'̲s̲ call .. Is there a 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 that I can 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐖 𖤠

"I dunno why I'm here but...." Squints at overly long scroll "Phantom Rider did nothing wrong? Who's phantom rider? Why did someone send this? It's waaaaaaay too early for this"

I adore you more than I admit.

Cursed child， uttering insanities no one believes， do you regret taking the vow .ᐣ

My heart breaks everytime I think of you 𓈒

There was never meant to be a 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝕰𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 for us , was there 𖤠

See , that 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝕾𝐓̲𝐔̲𝐏̲𝐈̲𝐃̲ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 is why I don't a̲c̲t̲ anymore 𓈒

He did chuckle at that, "what can I say ya did it to yourself, sat in a cats lap sweetheart." He playfully responded. He had seen the signs of her discomfort, the stiffening up, only having one sip of the drink he got her, but she was still here. "It won't hurt my one feelin, if ya got somewhere+

I don't need saving 𓈒

You 𝕹𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 even 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 in the f̲i̲r̲s̲t̲ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𓈒

"Please do they are very loud."

I pray that somewhere , in another world , we got to be happy ..

The blood on your hands is something you can't lose 、all you can choose is whose.

Kage was many things, attentive was one of them. She could hide her slight discomfort from him usually but their proximity made it much easier for him. "Thank you Douchebag," he broke the silence between eventually, "I appreciate ya bein here an listenin to my melancholy ass."

𝕯𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𓈒

I miss you more than life 𓈒

I will be my sunshine 、I will be my moon at night. Who else could I be when I can't fucking see .ᐣ

Man why do I always have bad luck

Kage's face scrunched up, not liking that thought, "I was hoping you would just say no honestly."

"Ah, well..." He wiped himself with a towel, "it ain't for everyone sweetheart." Kage grinned at her, "what were ya gonna make? Origami birds?"

"Whoa whoa whoa," he pulled two cocktail glasses from the shadows and poured her a glass, with an umbrella, and one for himself, "try a sip, if ya drink too fast ya taste the alcohol so little sips ya hear?"

⠀ ⠀ YALL HEAR SMTH? ⠀

Yeah, I did hear something. It was, What 2 people screaming and then at each other

"That, sounds like a deal sweetheart~" Claws emerged from the shadows, holding a metal cocktail shaker. "I was hoping ya would like some, an if ya didn't more for me~" he laughed out as he took the shaker and... Well shook up to one of his ears. "Surprise me!”

What's the worst that.... You know what I almost did it... It'll be fiiiiine

It's called an Aviation, it's not harsh and on the lighter side, but if you like it sweeter... Something like a daiquiri would be better.

People got lotsa reactions to alcohol, so ya gotta try it with people ya trust, I can get ya a recipe for onnea my faaaaaaaavorite drinks.

Yeah little umbrella sometimes it's blue, I think you should try it once but then again I ain't the best role model so what do I know?

H...has no one made you a decent cocktail before? This plain doesn't taste the best but makes a bit of grenadine and soda! That said, I'm not against some good milk

Wait. Hold... That's just a vodka then.... Hell yeah party time

At what 120 proof? You can peel paint with that

That only- ah God it got in my mouth what is this?!

I fear no spray bottle

"I made several leaps in logic. Do you want me to explain Or, you can just agree / disagree and you don't listen to a lecture?"

"how else am I supposed to ignore people trying to talk to me? If it's reeeeeally important they'll talk face to face."

I come from a strong line of lunatics.

"You think I answer my phones?"

"So ya sayin we cousins?"

Hе 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 to be 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 you 𝐥̲𝐨̲𝐯̲𝐞̲𝐝̲ 𓈒

"Imagine waking up to cat calls. Couldn't be me."

Ears perk up "Who said that."

Wow 、you suck.

A lil white lie neva hurt someone~

There's no need to repeat past tragedies .ᐟ Nobody else ever needs to go through the things that I have .ᐟ

"Nowa days? Yeah." He lifted his head to have another sip. He would remember her death, to him it would be a travesty to lose what he viewed as an equal. "I used to throw grand celebrations, parties that lasted for days. I realized that was all for me, not in remembrance of the man, the myth +"

🐾stolen.

0 ——— fool.