Why hasn't it happened yet

The devil whispers in my ear (he tells me to eat gluten)

I have a problem where I see guys at the gym and think "I've worked so long, how come I don't look like that." And it's fucked up and untrue. But idk, here I am venting about it anyway

There are about 6 guys at my gym right now who are 250 lbs of pure muscle and hoooooo boy do I feel tiny 🫠

I've invented something I call Sexy Dishes Time, which is where I listen to rave music in my earbuds while doing the dishes. Dishwashing productivity levels are through the fuckin stratosphere

Forever grateful for the social media gays who taught me how to contour my beard and use eyebrow gel

An extremely zoomed-in mirror pic on the preacher curl machine? For spring? Groundbreaking.

Trying to be less insecure about my legs. Would probably help if I was actually consistent with leg day 😅

How it feels listening to Bad Bunny, knowing I have big tits and correct opinions

A guy at the gym just asked me how to use one of the machines. Am I... large? 🥹

I don't feel like my before/after pics are nearly as dramatic as some of y'all... But then I remember this photoshoot I did for a job application 5 years ago lol

WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 🗣️🎶

oop, dropped ya

Taeheon picking Jobu means only 1 more month of winter after all 🥹

We did chest day

It's dirty mirror Monday (or whatever it is we do here)

Love being hot and wet

Body dysmorphia, stress, and lack of appetite are kicking my ass, but damn I'm trying 🫠

Tell me why I'm on the treadmill and Sarah Silverman and the gay Property Brother are showing their feet on HGTV. Like full Dan Schneider, dogs up to the camera on the planet fitness tv???

Trying to get into Gachiakuta because of that song from the OST that's blowing up... Something isn't connecting for me. Maybe I'm just over shōnen, but I feel like the pacing is off and the writing does nothing new with the genre?

5'10" 210lbs. And now that's something you know.

ngl, I don't have a caption for this one, I just thought you'd like to see it 🙂‍↕️

Need y'all to send me energy, Goku spirit bomb-style, so I can find the will to do leg day 😫

now picture my chest twice as big, and that's about where I plan to be this time next year

Shirt might be getting a bit small, so that's neat

One of us always tells the truth, the other only lies. Answer our riddle if you want to have a sick chest day

and you know what, here's another because my chest looked good 🙂‍↕️

You gotta pay extra for the sunbeam to hit so perfectly, you know

"I have never yelled at a girl like this" and it's me screaming at Kirby Air Riders

This is so lame, I stg 😂 Is anyone else playing Kirby Air Riders and having a bizarrely hard time with the final race v. Noir Dedede?

haven't been to the gym in a week, feeling very small... But at least the neighbors got a show 🤭

name 1 good reason a copywriter needs big ol' shoulders like these

that damn plant is casting weird shadows, isn't it

idk, still think the shorts could be shorter?

you'll probably see more butts today. here's another (mine)

hello, gays