a second Will Smith has just hit Chris Rock

Everybody, behold. The spectacular debut print edition of Australian publication @thestoryau.bsky.social, edited - like the fabulous Smith Journal of yore - by @chrisharrigan.bsky.social. Come for the picture of me in Baghdad rubble in 2003, stay for everything else.

'i don't know who needs to hear this but' – okay well, do your audience research. pisses me off.

they should make a raw, contemplative biopic about the making of 'deliver me from nowhere'

a gentle reminder: always make sure to tell your parents which version of The Fence you want a subscription to. (the correct answer, obviously, is both.) @thefence.bsky.social

i am once again asking The Age to stop its rolling coverage of the existence of suburbs

kinda vibe i be bringing lately

kicking down your door while you're having dinner with your family to ask why you unsubscribed from my newsletter

@christopherlhall.bsky.social Hi Christopher, my name's Chris and I'm a writer and editor from Australia. Really love your photography! Would love to chat about possibly licensing some of your images for a tiny indie mag I'm making. What's the best way to get in touch? Yours, Chris

never clicked on an email so quickly

incorrect

begging Sia to weigh in on the Trump/Musk feud. how long can she remain silent.

when i say i am pronking this is what i mean

"want to jump on a quick slack huddle?"

if radiohead formed today they’d probably be called, um *realises i don’t know where i’m going with this nor why i interrupted my partner’s phd confirmation* spotifyears. what with the technology these days.

Dad is unlocking previously uncharted levels of Dad Mode with his holiday reading

royal commission into what exactly is going on with the boomers

@alexiskg.bsky.social Hey Alexis, I'm the editor of a new print magazine (coming out this September) about storytelling. Would love to run some ideas by you, to see if you might be interested in contributing. What's the best way to get in touch?

imagining a type of liberal who fantasises about Musk walking up to Trump and saying 'Mr President... you're fired!' and getting mad

we are so back

me and my friends would’ve killed Benson Boone with hammers i can tell you that much

kind of vibe i rock these days

can someone who understands book publishing help me understand why australians have to wait like eight months for the local release of a book widely billed as the hottest thing to happen to loosely interconnected short story anthologies when it came out in the US in like, december?

today is a sad day for me, the only 30-45-year-old white guy to really “get” David Lynch

i could fix president yoon

proud to be the first white guy to pass my partner’s family’s white guy test (not actively vomiting after eating durian)

shot dead outside Miami club

excited to welcome the first trans president

not going to lie, sometimes i miss opening the other app and seeing some account called Facts of Now absolutely bungle an entry level engagement bait post. much work yet to do on this site.

Testing, testing. Is this thing on.

dogs when they see their reflection

😭😭😭😭

The Best Albums of the Content Fiscal Year Ending in Mid-November Due to SEO Arms Race

the united healthcare shooter has declared marital law in south korea

reading this with an extreme upward inflection

loved publishing this piece on The Story today. (not even mad the New Yorker scooped us by a few days. didn't even notice actually.)

not interested

doing this on Sydney Road to protest the local council changing our bin schedule

the movie is called Saw because of all the people that saw it

feel like pure shit just want him back

importing all the porn bots and AI shill accounts over from twitter to ease new accounts into the bluesky experience

exactly, everyone should be reposting my posts starting now

adam spencer STUNS in horrible australiana dick tracy costume

people will literally build an entire twitter clone to escape el*n m*sk, ignoring the fact that facebook has been right there the whole time, quietly churning out content whose greatness we can barely grasp

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

the pressure to write a first post that i won’t regret when i read again it in ten years is making writing a first post really difficult