Food-wise, "buffalo" anything other than chicken wings is usually a huge disappointment.

Man, we just want access to a Class 6 when we get out.

Reservists just doing their reservist thing.

Open the straight? Ask him about his workout routine. Works every time.

Counterpoint: your colleagues are all armed and you're acutely aware of what a collection of assholes and psychos they are.

A solid path toward making funding of DHS political suicide

The question was, "Should President Angry Grandpa be put in a home?"

MAGA is not a political affiliation. It's a set of core values and therefore cannot be questioned just because its adherents have vile views. Wow, that was easy.

I know things seem bleak right now, but let's not ignore the possibility in the coming months that the 31st MEU gives us a retelling of the Anabasis with a Kendrick Lamar soundtrack.

I want to know if CENTCOM presented any J7 products regarding this.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

There's only one Wharton grad right now who isn't investing in leather codpieces and ammunition bandoliers.

"And so I said to him, 'Lyndon, these guys are rice farmers. Give it two more weeks tops.'"

This is what's keeping me up. We're setting the stage for terroristic asymmetric warfare inside the US and everywhere Americans travel.

The Heated Rivalry backlash has begun.

Put my Mustang in the Gulf. That thing burns oil like no one's business. Have that cleaned out in a week, tops.

Trump said he won't sign legislation until the SAVE act passes, which forces him to kill the thing he should want.

What a bold way to take people's minds off other ongoing horrors in the world.

The move of a country very much ready to capitulate.

Hey guys, did that Kony 2012 thing work out okay?

I'm calling BS on this. The article claims Rubio wears a size 11.5 shoe Marco lives in a single 11.5 shoe.

A story in two acts

I'm one of a team of fewer than a dozen people who watched Benghazi unfold in real time.

One was a tank commander/drill instructor and the other was a barber.

A country that elected Trump twice needs this article.

Adoption versus toying. 100m people tried it. This isn't like Web 1.0. People logged on and stayed on with the Internet. ChatGPT didn't create a culture in its wake. It was a gadget we played with. It was Furby.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

I think he really undersells himself; he was a Really Good Bunny.

This game feels like The Bad Bunny Show with pre and post shows by the Seahawks and also the Pats.

American Idiot is famously about declining SAT scores.

Gettin' piece in our time

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Azimuth's wrong, it's not an SRBM."

I stan "Untouchables" as one of the greatest dad movies.

We all know Fuckley fought alongside the diverse members of his polycule in Angola before returning to France and inventing the ellipsis.

The English kicked them out of New France following the Seven Years War.

I'm not offended that you called him short. It's the gay implication that gives me the ick.

It does rather leave the impression that Chomsky was actually fine with concentrated elite power as long as it wasn't critical of Russia.

Hey, cheap cynicism. How novel.

Says guy from Politico

So it's not training or experience. Being a murderous thug is the point. At no point have they said, "No, this was bad." This is what they want.

The default assumption that your presence means the people around you want to murder you is something else.

Voicing any support for ICE and DHS is increasingly politically radioactive. Reps in swing districts had better learn this quickly.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

"He will target queer people and make me money," is all this person needed to hear. Thoughts and prayers.

I feel bad for the bottle of piss

A 1,000 simulations of a meal consisting of a nuggie, a bit of broccoli and a tortilla. These are not the words of a real human person.

People should not be advocating use of chemical weapons.

For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I wrote about the simultaneous mainstream media erasure of Renee Good's queerness and the right wing amplification of it as a post hoc justification for her murder. xtramagazine.com/power/activi...

I'm here for this brand of positive Dem messaging.