I just threw up in my mouth, and then realized that thousands of my own tiny Grimaces were tasting that bile and screaming.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live 1. Yo La Tengo 2. Elvis Costello 3. No Use For A Name 4. Reel Big Fish 5. The Killers 6. Sigur Ros 7. Metallica 8. Suicidal Tendencies 9. Of Monsters and Men 10. Rancid

As a kid in southwest Washington at the time, I just remember it as how my dad's new Mustang died.

This is so stupid. All we've learned is that money and lawyers can't fix cooked courts, but grifters will still pretend otherwise.

Now, Voyager and Grogu

So much of the Leftist Pete hate is nebulous "I'm not homophobic, but he's a rat," BS. The core idea is that by being gay but not your type of lefty, he represents a fifth column. His queerness can't exist as part of his humanity, only his politics.

I'm a Nebraskan, and fuck this guy.

The host should just do a trash Borat impression: waa wa wee wa. More relevant and dignified than whatever this is.

Its either cheap fun cars or good looking Rolex sports watches.

I'll vote for anyone calling for a 2029 March to the Sea that targets wealthy white suburbs in its path.

It's called soyrizo. Less grease, great flavor, zero ground lymph nodes. Total game changer.

I watched a man get torn apart by spinning blades, but that still doesn't top TWO live Mayer performances. That's real Hannibal Lechter shit.

You're calling out my strategy which to date has been successful.

The NE-02 race is radicalizing me against the very concept of Nebraska in a way I didn't think possible.

It's well known that I Get Smart, Max earned his Agent 86 designation for being a stone cold assassin. Half Sardaukar, half Vindicare.

Absolutely HL Mencken. Smack talker but horrific anti-semite. Patricia Highsmith for the same.

I would like to write articles about dangers to our democracy and ignore cheap opportunities to suck up for clout.

People who were traumatized while feting the authoritarian president should be given some space, or something.

Sure, when there's a shooting near the President, the safest move is to bull rush POTUS and assume Secret Service believes in your good intentions.

Proof this site's got juice

California deserves its own Tim Walz.

Lusitania 2: Electric Hormuzadoo

Love Actually: go ahead and stalk her; she'll think it's cute.

One thing that unites both the online Left and the GOP is that they both have contrived a caricature view of the Democratic Party that is utterly detached from reality.

No, that was a hedgehog who was part of MK-Ultra. He was just carrying a pangolin passport as they often did back then.

It's a massive tell that people work so hard to make Thanksgiving turkey taste good (and usually fail).

As someone who played countless hours of Minesweeper at crummy jobs in the 90s, I can confidently say I got this.

Sure, on the surface it's bad, but if you really think about it, it's so much worse.

I legitimately loled, but also, yes.

@armchairshrink.bsky.social is the coolest and most incisive thinker you should all be following her. She's also very pretty

This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison.

I just realised why the "online bullying is cool and good" crowd are also the "no vote for Kamala, oh noes how did we get Trump" crowd. It is a psychological move with two poles: 1) "making shitlibs angry is morally correct"; 2) "nothing I do has real consequences so I can do what I want lol"

Food-wise, "buffalo" anything other than chicken wings is usually a huge disappointment.

Man, we just want access to a Class 6 when we get out.

Reservists just doing their reservist thing.

Open the straight? Ask him about his workout routine. Works every time.

Counterpoint: your colleagues are all armed and you're acutely aware of what a collection of assholes and psychos they are.

A solid path toward making funding of DHS political suicide

The question was, "Should President Angry Grandpa be put in a home?"

MAGA is not a political affiliation. It's a set of core values and therefore cannot be questioned just because its adherents have vile views. Wow, that was easy.

I know things seem bleak right now, but let's not ignore the possibility in the coming months that the 31st MEU gives us a retelling of the Anabasis with a Kendrick Lamar soundtrack.

I want to know if CENTCOM presented any J7 products regarding this.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

There's only one Wharton grad right now who isn't investing in leather codpieces and ammunition bandoliers.

"And so I said to him, 'Lyndon, these guys are rice farmers. Give it two more weeks tops.'"

This is what's keeping me up. We're setting the stage for terroristic asymmetric warfare inside the US and everywhere Americans travel.

The Heated Rivalry backlash has begun.

Put my Mustang in the Gulf. That thing burns oil like no one's business. Have that cleaned out in a week, tops.

Trump said he won't sign legislation until the SAVE act passes, which forces him to kill the thing he should want.