In the cursed year of our Lord, 2025, every day has us as Roddy Piper putting on the magic sunglasses.

Sure, this could be, bit imagine the rightward swing once the Republicans launch their ACA replacement.

Not sure what this says about the economy or the national mood, but it ain't good.

He's wearing a scarf, not a red beret. Calm down.

Don't tell me that Jeffries lacks riz.

This is someone with a huge blindspot around queer narratives.

Wow, his left moob picked up the spilled old fashioned from that love seat.

WAPO: Are we judging MBS too harshly for aggressive leadership? Is Woke still with us?

Seriously, what a-hole spends $268 for these, just to underwhelm your colleagues at a single Christmas party? I hate the term "late stage capitalism," but maybe this is what it looks like.

This the problem. Misogyny being framed as the problem of the women.

Look, bi ensure is bad, okay? But if it involves Trump gargling Bill's knob, I'm fine with erasing that Men In Black flashy pen style.

Ironically, he did inhale it.

Pedocon not just a theory, Part 4,017

Now for some levity and logic based in facts.

If you reduce the whole shutdown and all its issues to flights, you are not a serious person.

Yes, it's now very much on record who did this bad thing.

This is a based take.

This is something people refuse to acknowledge. There was never any "one dimple trick." This was always going to hurt.

His Project 2025 boys are gonna make people love government so hard.

"wine moms" want people to be kind and want shit to work. A lot of cosplaying revolutionaries do not want that. And so they mock wine moms because they're the antithesis of revolutionary socialist realism posters, even though wine moms are the backbone of American anti-fascist action.

You think my face is messed up? You should see your knuckles right now.

This administration has no idea how many Feds are surly vets. Go ahead, create Bonus Army 2.0.

I'm glad Republicans are taking time to reflect on the dire implications of last night's elections.

Acting like Rs have a bit of leverage after watching them get their shit pushed in last night is laughable.

I loved this album: 1992's "Paws Paws" by Southwark's native sons, Velvet Tonsure

Biden: Hey Jack, here's a rambling but true anecdote from Scranton Trump: I met with him, Governor Shoes-on-feet, guy with brown shoes, black shoes, such crazy colors The Press: That first guy has dementia

Uh, no. It looks like a Lib wine mom popping an edible.

This is an explicit admission that the shutdown is very bad for Republicans, which he is still supporting.

With the death of Dick Cheney, voters yearn for another politician willing to shoot people in the face

Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order

As an unpaid Fed borrowing money to gas up my car to go to work, I get it. How many more fucks do I have left to give?

I'm fine with more supressors if it means I won't have to shout as much when talking to my colleagues.

A bot smarter than Infantry Dork who it's mocking. This is not surprising.

So the Platner defense is now, "maybe he's just incredibly stupid."

It was a dumb take then, and it's dumb now.

It's called the Supreme Court. Keep up, man.

"Well, I was workin' the register at Cup Foods, and this guy comes in and gives me a $20 bill that coulda been counterfeit. I don't know, so I just call the police."

"So I looks over at the strange orange fella and says, 'If the President's gonna make fun of you, you should just run for that office to show him.'"

It's the whole reason ESPN exists.

"Hey guys, I turned my SS lightning bolt tattoo into the number 88. That's cool, right?"

I'm assuming the NYT'S trans coverage is just a column called "Cisterhood" penned by Riley Gaines.

You can't convince me at this point that the NYT isn't simply a work program for the smuggest morons at prestige schools.

WaPo: Democratic messaging says that the working class deserves dignity; here's why that's rarely true.

Every Gary Shteyngart joke: "Ira tugged the wheel hard to port, causing the Rover to tilt and fill its cup holders with Ira's quality Port."

He went to a presentation by Randy Shilts.

True story but what really pisses me off is when others downplay why I feel this way. T Voter: It’ll work out when this mess is over Me: What mess are you referring to? Be specific

Accidentally rented a fetish film about BDSM-enthusiast kayakers. Not what I was going for. Still, two thumbs up for "One Paddle After Another."

MAGA guys see themselves as an army of fit shitkickers, while assuming that the other guy is strong enough to ruck with the SAW whereas they are not.