#corgi #corgicrew

#WXMAFC #ASKWXM #WREXHAMWOMEN

My niece (9 years old) is hyper competitive and can't enjoy anything unless she wins. I *thought* that she'd get over that when she started watching Wrexham women with me on Sundays. Well, she's never seen them lose and the problem has become exasperated. A blessing and a curse at the same time.

Got this for my niece who loves watching Wrexham matches with me when she visits. The closer her birthday gets, the more I want to keep this for myself. Would it be ok if gave her some Lego instead? #ASKWXM #WXMAFC #WXMWOMEN

This has been such a weird game. Waiting for a cat to invade the pitch. Hopefully we get the points and it's the good kind of weird. ##WXMAFC #WXMWOMEN #ASKWXM

I had been wondering who would take over the 'Enforcer' role after Macca left. I wonder no more. #ASKWXM #WXMAFC

I'm gonna go ahead and cancel all my afternoon plans in favor of watching THAT goal on repeat. Sorry loved ones, but this isn't a want, it's a need. "Ollie Rathbone, have my children" #ASKWXM #WXMAFC ##WXMTHIRSTSECTION

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I love Animal Crossing so much @kneecapceol.bsky.social

*To the tune of Werewolves of London* Ah-oooooooo! Arthur Okonkow! #wxmafc #askwxm ##wxmthirstsection

Starting Rathbone seems unfair to Blackburn. Should we play with 10 men just to make it fair? #ASKWXM ##WXMTHIRSTSECTION #WXMAFC

Have a slutty little New Year, @jackpackard.bsky.social

Bragging about this! #ASKWXM #WXMAFC

RATHBONE!!!!!! #WXMAFC #ASKWXM #WXMTHIRSTSECTION

Let's go you Reds! Is today the day we let the Hummingbird fly? #WXMAFC #WXMTHIRSTSECTION #ASKWXM

You say I dropped a carrot on the floor, I say I invented the vegan dog bone. History will decide. #corgi #corgicrew

Mark Griffiths: Says "Team gel" Wrexham Thirst Section: #WXMThirstSection #ASKWXM

Can @finalwhistle.bsky.social please shout "BAT!" before he disappears next time? #ASKWXM

Who else saw Millie Tipping at Wigan watching Super Paul Mullin, and sees her now in the stands supporting Wrexham Women? Such devotion!! #ASKWXM #WXMAFC

Commentator audio goes out and Derby score. Coincidence?! #askwxm

People over 30 who use the word "adult" as a verb sound a lot more stupid than kids who say "skibidi" Welcome to my TED Talk

"Never leave a Wrexham match early" -Rob Mac #WXMAFC #wxmthirstsection #askwxm

Have any other @wrexhamafc.co.uk supporters tried getting an online subscription to Wigan only to be treated to a "No available subscriptions" page? #WXMAFC

He's poisoning pigeons in Heaven, now.

Close your mouth

"So you spent days arguing with an anonymous stranger on the internet and it never occurred to you that you were literally arguing with a child?" "Of course not, that argument would be a waste of time! I thought I was arguing with an uninformed adult with a severe personality disorder."

Fenni being the bravest of girls #corgi

They could replace the guy who interviews Wrexham players for their youtube channel with a recording of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" and you'd get the same amount of insight. #wxmafc

Does anyone elses Samsung moan when you plug it in the charger or is it just me?

GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY!

#wxmafc #askwxm

Teaching my parents that the official term for playing pickleball is "Going balls deep" was all fun and games until they called my wife to ask if we were free to go balls deep with them this weekend.

Have you seen this puppy? Well, now you have. Lucky.

"Wakaaaaa Wak-AAAAAA" -Fozzie Bear singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'

Today I learned my puppy's baby teeth look like bird feet. Grain of rice for scale. #dogs #corgi

Feeling cute. Might commit crimes later. #corgi

@npr.org has turned into the Pawnee Public Radio version of NPR from Parks and Rec, and I don't think anyone has told them...

The fact that they're called "fuck boys" and not "junk males" seems like a real missed opportunity

Too liberal for Twitter, not self-diagnosed enough for Bluesky

Sometimes I get emotional when I think about how delicious meat and cheese are, and how happy I am to have them in my life.

🎵All the World seems in tune On a Spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park🎵

Finally found a way to accurately express my political views

Anyone who thinks that Freuds research has any merit needs to penis their penis.

I'd really appreciate it if a charming, handsome actor did for scoliosis what Benedict Cumberbatch did for autism on Sherlock.

I've been thinking a lot about Ayn Rand and Dan Brown lately, longing for the days when even stupid people read books.

It's time to retire the "kids throwing tantrums at the supermarket" stereotype. Between the "You're charging me 5 cents for a bag?!" Boomers and the "What do you mean my dog can't come in, she's my child!" Millennials, I have seen way more adults throwing tantrums in supermarkets.

For the first time ever, I will be participating in No Mow May! The fact that lawnmower won't start is totally inconsequential and that's the story I'm sticking to until the second that I get that fucker started.

It's depressing that people will assume you don't have kids if you don't use them as props to gain clout on social media.