JD Vance keeps scanning the crowd like he’s looking for the best looking couch in the furniture store.

What a game. Congrats Team USA!

For fun, searched my last name in the Epstein files… EEK, 63 HITS!!!! Turns out my last name is a common town name back east, and all references are to addresses where my last name and the town name are identical. WHEW!

Worth noting, Hawaii has had more snow this winter than Salt Lake City...

Lays making good on their 72 hour Super Bowl promise…

This made my night!!!

Not saying I’ll never see a greater accomplishment than tonight… but…

Wait. Is this a real wedding? Feels so authentic!!

No team involved in a “hype video” like this one ever deserves to win a Super Bowl. youtu.be/HEOj-IoIgXo?... #BigGame

Posted a car for sale on KSL Classifieds... so far have had a total of 3 people text me asking for information... all 3 are obviously scammers... You might have a fraud problem KSL.

My daughter asked me who we were supporting in the Super Bowl... I played her this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEOj... Her response... "Oh, so we're Seattle fans?"

Today’s statement that the citizen was armed will evolve as public outcry gets louder. “Possessed a firearm” will change to “reached for a firearm” to “attempted to fire his weapon” as ICE attempts to justify the officer’s actions.

Going to go on the record here. Miami has no place in the College Football Playoffs.

About a year ago, a TV pundit came on TV and said now that DT was elected Pres, we should expect to see gold come down in price dramatically. He stated it should fall below $3000 per ounce "soon." Today, gold is trading around $4600 per oz. Kids, this is why you don't trust what you hear.

In 1919, General Reginald Dyer opened fire on a crowd of unarmed protestors in Amritsar India, the public outcry from that event is generally credited as being the catalyst that ultimately caused England to India. Public outcry from brutality is our best approach.

I used to hate going to Costco on a Sunday. Felt like I was constantly dodging other people’s crazy cart driving… Then I realized I’ve been prepping for this style of chaos my entire life…

Watching season 1 of Stranger Things with my 13-year-old. She told me the only thing that wasn't believable was how far the kids rode around on their bikes. "Dad, there's no way they just rode their bikes everywhere." Oh sweet child, the 80s were a different time.

Took my nut allergic daughter to dinner last night… declared to the waitress that she has a nut allergy, watched the waitress type “nut allergy” into her screen. Ordered a dish that did NOT contain nuts. My dear reader, guess what the kitchen did…

My periodic reminder: go watch Guster's Tiny Desk Concert. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QQ... Note: the Donation Box to the right of the video. for me, your pal Chris, make a one time gift, 20 bucks? Can you swing that? Are these cool concerts worth it to your eyeballs, ear holes, your soul?

100% the same. I love that Trader Joe’s changes the plastic bag tie based on expiration date. Makes my neurosis a lot easier to hide.

“Better Off Dead” is a Christmas Movie. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Ooh, the row boat exception!!!

Can’t figure out Americans use of the word “Merry” as in “Merry Christmas.” We don’t wish anyone a Merry Birthday, Merry New Year, Merry Easter, Merry Mother’s Day, or Merry Independence Day… Why is Merry hanging on so strong for Christmas?

A quality piece of sports equipment, such as a bowling ball, is always stylish

All right husbands… time to start Christmas shopping… let’s be creative this year, and instead of a new bathrobe, go for something special… something she’ll REALLY like… perhaps a new cordless drill or a gift card to Hooters.

Merry Christmas “Adam!” - a Woodbury family tradition, as Adam came before Eve… #ChristmasAdam

Happy first night of Hanukkah!

My periodic reminder Go to NPR's website & watch the @guster.bsky.social Tiny Desk! it's awesome. And read my heartfelt writeup of said event. Highlight of my year/career www.npr.org/2025/08/20/g... @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social remind the world of this. Signal boost, baby!

My family accuse me of being a @guster.bsky.social super fan…. The data backs up that assertion. @jennydye.bsky.social and @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social know what I’m talking about…

Starting a new Christmas season tradition… whenever I get invited to a seasonal party at a friend/family member’s house, I’m going to hide a selfie ornament in their tree… here are the two for this weekend…

I wish I could remember where I put that important thing that I needed when I put it in that one place that would make it easy to find… (I’m talking about all the stakes to hold down Christmas decorations).

Dear Utes, can we start playing our 4th quarter ball in quarters 1-3 as well? My heart can't take the stress of 3 quarters of mediocrity in exchange for 1 quarter of lights out football. #GoUtes

Had a guest bring a bottle of 2005 Louis Jadot Latricieres-Chambertin Grand Cru to Thanksgiving… and it miraculously evaporated from the counter to my cellar.

Was chatting with my 13 year old today. She always knew I used to be on TV… but didn’t know how much I was on TV… after a few stories she said… “like have you ever met Gordon Ramsey?!?!? Well sweet 13 year old…

So…. My kid won a 14 lb fresh turkey at “turkey bingo” this week… it’s too small to cook on Thanksgiving…. So I’ll be cooking it today. I’ll do my best to post pictures and live skeet as I prepare it… hopefully you can reference if you’re cooking a bird on Thursday.

What. A. Finish. #GoUtes

My heart can’t take this Ute game!!!!

If you’re planning on cooking a Turkey on Thanksgiving… today is the day to move it from the freezer to the fridge. Place it in a rimmed container to catch any potential leaks as it thaws!

Finally got Halloween set up! One side of the yard friendly… one side scary.

How do you know a meme is officially dead? When dad dresses up like it for Halloween.

Today I'm taking great joy in the knowledge that Chat GPT, when pronounced in French sounds an awful lot like the phrase "Chat J'ai peté." Which translates to: "Cat, I farted."

Currently listening to: @guster.bsky.social (Spoiler alert… I’m ALWAYS listening to @guster.bsky.social).

There you have it folks… tips don’t lie.

Taco Bell has a “Decades Y2K” commercial airing during the World Series… and I’ve never felt so old.

If Trump was serious about fixing Chicago, he’d send in troops to make it easier to catch an uber at O’’Hare.

Oh hey advertisement for a free Temu Bible!

For whatever reason, whenever I book an uber, they always play 80s/90s top 40 hits. Currently listening to Deep Blue Something “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”

Not saying we have a problem with wasps/hornets this year… but just cleaned my traps after one month on the patio…

Who advertised on @abc4utah.bsky.social when they pre empted Kimmel? Pre Show: Les Schwab stores Redmond Patio Coverings Zero Rez Carpet Cleaners First Break: Utah Dodge Ram Dealers Chase Sapphire Card Envision Cosmetic Surgery Onlycrowns.com Second Break: Parris RV Utah Hyundai Dealers Zerorez…