tan lines coming along nicely

no one need me today tx 😌

45 year old on an app just called me daddy

and if I moved back to San Diego what then

Oh Gaga you better serve!

thought this was Trinity the Tuck 😭

First run over 4 miles in literally years. Hitting it hard and these underwear are SOAKED 😭

You wanna fuck Slayyyter, Richard we should Link Later Get to my hotel and suck him off in the elevator!!!!! I love poetry!!

My Drag Race Hot Take™? Last nights episode was judged completely fairly. The frustration is the fact that this is one of the first times this season that’s happened. And to the person rightly dominating the competition. I’m so tired 🫩

Summer body loading

You ordered a man in a suit left out in the rain?

No Oscar wins for Marty Supreme 🤭 I wonder if people will still be talking about it after live performance has finally died 🤔

Cheered OUT LOUD for both leading actor categories. I used to pray for times like this 😭😭

Darlene Mitchell is America’s sweetheart idc id take a bullet for that woman

me when I lie

and when I show up to work sunburned I’m gonna need everyone to mind their business!

oh!! and happy #mcm bloomfs :)

Sun-kissed 😘

Just booked a flight to Slovenia ama

Haircut ‼️

Bank account *

Just want a pretty man with a fat [REDACTED] to cuddle with tn :(

The horrors persist, but at least the sun is out

and before the conversations start: NEVER let me see you compare Rob to Cirie Fields

Traitors was so floptina boots this season

A choice out of left field but I WILL be seated

State of the union tonight? So ig Grindr, Sniffies, etc. are getting ready to crash here :/

Finally watched Hamnet and I‘ve been severely emotionally unstable all night. Ruined me :(

Darlene Mitchell t*p me!

Bad Bunny is so hot i don’t know what to do with myself

Felt cute in my little hat :)

Work turned me outtt today. Time for a long, unbearably hot bath 🫧

Ok giving Cher the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD like it was an afterthought…….do NOT piss me off

Mom on Justin Bieber:

Traitors pmo this week but you know what Candiace will never disappoint me

Took some very good **** pics yesterday 😌 feeling at peace

Need a shave but the hotel lighting was doing me right

bloomf getting me so hot and bothered in the DMs……tell me why a work call interrupted it at 11pm it’s so over :((((

Hi gays! Been a minute!

Massive snowstorm this weekend and I have to work :( but they’re putting me up in a hotel across the street so I don’t have to drive. mini staycation :)

2016 vs 2026 loveee that kid 😭 so much to learn but such a good heart and so smart in his own right (uh oh candid on main)

Fighting the urge to post another pic for attention :(

Finally getting a day off so here’s a towel Tuesday for my bloomfs 💕

Haven’t worked over 7 days in a row in so long I cannotttt remember what day it is 😭

she’s eating your honor

if anyone needs me I’ll be in here til all the bubbles pop 🫧🫧

Made it through the shortest day of the year, it’s all uphill from here

So hot I’m ab to swipe up on the story JESUS