I wish my dad didn’t die, all of my absent father jokes (fresh, novel, shock value) got replaced with dead dad jokes (overdone, played out)

how to make Bluesky discover page Good

unfortunately all of my best posts happen in the wee hours of the night when no one sees them. remember the night I was freaking out about puddle of mudd? no you don’t

this might look incredibly unholy but consider that in a pinch the unleavened pie crust could be used for communion

if you see me post a joke here that you saw me post on Instagram pretend it’s your first time seeing it

totally noticeable emergent chin scruff

Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo

For someone who hasn’t played Minecraft in years I sure have a lot of dreams of Minecraft

not drunk enough for Kansas, not high enough for Pink Floyd, just crossfaded enough for Boston

weird infantilizing comment to young-appearing bartender challenge: impossible

i was alive when in da club came out and i look like a 12 year old compared to this guy

googled to see if blurry was pre or post 9/11 and the anniversary of blurry is in 26 minutes?????

When god sings with his creations, will Wes Scantlin lead singer/guitarist of Puddle of Mudd (convicted of domestic violence) not be part of the choir?

there are many things from before my time where the meta-nostalgia of experiencing them throughout the entirety of my childhood/development of consciousness upholds a sense of ephemerality and divinity. Such as Blurry by Puddle of Mudd

this is just like fantano all over again

straight newlyweds I apologize for my harsh judgement of chappel roan being played at your straight wedding, the one gay guy there was lit as fuck

scholars are saying this post predicted the Rush tour bsky.app/profile/dana...

now this may look bad but instead of buying a new screen ($50) I will finish paying off the Chromebook ($170) and get a new laptop that’s worth a damn (able to run Minecraft)

I hate it when other transmascs are mean to me for no reason, why are u jealous ur not the only quirked up tboy here… we are comrades, not enemies….

how many people have had sex to bangarang by skrillex vs how many people have had sex to any Rush song

commuting to Dallas for work is wild because one shift I’ll be racing an under-reported severe storm (a la defunded national weather service) home on flooded highways and on the way to the next shift I’ll be passing by an ICE facility with dozens of cops where the fbi is planting evidence

ive met enough lesbians that look exactly like me to not feel anything when other queer people I don’t know misgender me

being forced into agriculture classes in lieu of the graphic design classes I wanted to take in high school as a result of telling a counselor that I wanted to be a veterinarian when I was 12 has led to wire-crossage: whenever I pick up the Apple Pencil, I can hear that pig’s screams all over again

At least he died doing what he loved

Testosterone update I had an off week and had negative mental health side effects but as of yesterday I’m back on the wagon and today spent all of a class doodling pictures of sandwiches and getting clammy thinking about how bad I wanted a sandwich and then I got one and cried real physical tears

Chat, suis-je cuit ?

he yearns to be a man

if trans men aren’t real men then why am I crossfaded playing South Park stick of truth

yall ever stare at a visibly trans person and then they give you a concerned look but really you’re staring at them because you think they look cool as shit

they must be pissed

I lost my virginity at a holiday inn

why vague shit talk someone on your Instagram story when you can do what I do!!!! A) talk it out and communicate like an actual adult or B) vague shit talk someone on Bluesky

Anyone wanna help me get rid of the 23 beers in my fridge

I’ve been saying I “studied medicine” this whole time but it turns out raiding medicine cabinets and drinking a bunch of cough syrup in high school don’t qualify you to be a doctor

2 Mormons stopped me and my partner at the store and asked if we had time for a quick question, oh boy here we go, but the quick question was “You guys ever play magic or dnd?”

one birthday without something shitty happening would be sooooooooo cool

24/7 shift at the lit vibe factory

i have all my cats separated at different people’s houses while we’re moving and all of them are having a really hard time except for monty who i think likes his cat sitter more than me and is snuggling them all night and rubbing their bike chain grease all over his head

I HATE THIS APP

i will be normal about craft beer

Started T, insane job interview where I will make in a day what I currently make in a week if it works out, learned how to ride a bike, upcoming gallery exhibition, moving in 10 days,

where do the cis men get the slutty tiny running shorts asking for a frie

in my head I pronounce it like blueski

who is straightpiping a ford focus

T day 3: I’m really into sandwiches now

been back on T after 2 years of being off for a whole 4 hours and so far I’ve already drilled some holes in a trans woman’s wall and sat my ass down for 80s action B movie night

Autism Spectrum ThisOrder

this Autism Spectrum is not Disordered brother, I am ordering and organizing and recognizing patterns the likes of which an ordinary man could never fathom

errrrm I think you mean Goat Alert

The Worst Person You Know: yeah I’m studying psychology at UNT