is it normal for your bosses to get drunk on shift and then shake on a $150 bet right in front of you about wether or not you’ll quit in 3 weeks or not

no one takes cool pictures of me when I climb up a really big wall and misquote jimi hendrix

I don’t necessarily feel like I was “born in the wrong generation” but I know I would’ve torn disco night to shreds with my sweet corny white boy moves

but I just got a #raise #winning #allofmyfriendshipsorideasoffriendshipswitherawayasisellmysoulforalivablewage

in December 2022 my Honda CRV kind of exploded, a cd of Will Smith’s 1997 hit album Big Willie Style never to be recovered from the car’s cd player

how do yall have any time for fun things and friendship all I do is work and sleep

cbd tincture save me from crashing the fuck out on everyone

there’s so many slang words for penis in Spanish, like I thought English had a lot, but no. language of love alright

maybe a medical restriction on driving is a blessing in disguise, should I really be commuting 40 miles and back in a car with 300k+ miles on it 4 times a week?

tdov followed by April fools followed by autism awareness day stacked lineup

I was in the er for a seizure when I found out Chuck Norris died

Is it bad that I miss work and school rn

dear my haters if you have been praying on my downfall it’s working currently in a horrific murphys law-esque spiral of pain and infinite torture it’s chill though

does SpongeBob laugh the same in the Spanish dub? My coworker was comparing me to SpongeBob and like “¿conoces bob esponja?” Yes I know him very well… and then I did the SpongeBob laugh and I don’t think he found it funny

something that irks me about anti-AI language is that it is almost always directed at demeaning users or the AI itself and usually not toward the people forcing the technology on us and it’s kinda like seeding another sort of feud within the working class rather than against oppressors

if someone you thought might kill you a few years ago gets arrested for first degree murder how are you supposed to feel

national women’s day being 23 hours is the same energy as black history month having 28 days

I love seeing people who are like “I can’t draw” make something

hey sorry can’t hang out I have to work >40 hours a week and write essays and do homework and clean my home and make art and read books and

yeah man I got this chair from nebraska burniture fart

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whenever I get top surgery do I show them pictures of what I want like I would a barber?? Do I have to find reference photos?? do I have to google man with big nipples (normal looking)

EVERY BODY IS AN ART IST

I wish my dad didn’t die, all of my absent father jokes (fresh, novel, shock value) got replaced with dead dad jokes (overdone, played out)

how to make Bluesky discover page Good

unfortunately all of my best posts happen in the wee hours of the night when no one sees them. remember the night I was freaking out about puddle of mudd? no you don’t

this might look incredibly unholy but consider that in a pinch the unleavened pie crust could be used for communion

if you see me post a joke here that you saw me post on Instagram pretend it’s your first time seeing it

totally noticeable emergent chin scruff

Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo

For someone who hasn’t played Minecraft in years I sure have a lot of dreams of Minecraft

not drunk enough for Kansas, not high enough for Pink Floyd, just crossfaded enough for Boston

googled to see if blurry was pre or post 9/11 and the anniversary of blurry is in 26 minutes?????

When god sings with his creations, will Wes Scantlin lead singer/guitarist of Puddle of Mudd (convicted of domestic violence) not be part of the choir?

there are many things from before my time where the meta-nostalgia of experiencing them throughout the entirety of my childhood/development of consciousness upholds a sense of ephemerality and divinity. Such as Blurry by Puddle of Mudd

this is just like fantano all over again

straight newlyweds I apologize for my harsh judgement of chappel roan being played at your straight wedding, the one gay guy there was lit as fuck

scholars are saying this post predicted the Rush tour bsky.app/profile/dana...

now this may look bad but instead of buying a new screen ($50) I will finish paying off the Chromebook ($170) and get a new laptop that’s worth a damn (able to run Minecraft)

how many people have had sex to bangarang by skrillex vs how many people have had sex to any Rush song

commuting to Dallas for work is wild because one shift I’ll be racing an under-reported severe storm (a la defunded national weather service) home on flooded highways and on the way to the next shift I’ll be passing by an ICE facility with dozens of cops where the fbi is planting evidence

ive met enough lesbians that look exactly like me to not feel anything when other queer people I don’t know misgender me

being forced into agriculture classes in lieu of the graphic design classes I wanted to take in high school as a result of telling a counselor that I wanted to be a veterinarian when I was 12 has led to wire-crossage: whenever I pick up the Apple Pencil, I can hear that pig’s screams all over again

At least he died doing what he loved

Testosterone update I had an off week and had negative mental health side effects but as of yesterday I’m back on the wagon and today spent all of a class doodling pictures of sandwiches and getting clammy thinking about how bad I wanted a sandwich and then I got one and cried real physical tears

Chat, suis-je cuit ?

he yearns to be a man

if trans men aren’t real men then why am I crossfaded playing South Park stick of truth

yall ever stare at a visibly trans person and then they give you a concerned look but really you’re staring at them because you think they look cool as shit