Not me having to check 2 hours before my presentation on what time I have to be there 💀 See you all in 2 hours

My professionalism can be summed up with if you ask me about a TA performing man in the middle attacks, I'll tell you to ask him to change his ways.

Sure, here we are now

The CFP to Hack Glasgow is now live (cfp.hackglasgow.live) as is their CFV (cfv.hackglasgow.live).

God made me dyslexic because every mispelling in the English language is a little Irish victory 🇮🇪

Getting off a plane and going into the empty EU line while all the Brits are stuck in the massive non-EU line is one of those little Irish victories 🇮🇪😂

A man has been sentenced to prison after beating an 86-year-old woman suffering from early-onset dementia for 42 minutes in Dublin, Ireland. He thought that she was transgender and “a predatory pedophile." boredbat.com/86-year... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

FUCK YOUR HONDA CIVIC IVE A HORSE OUTSIDE AND FUCK YOUR SUBARU I HAVE A HORSE OUTSIDE FUCK YOUR MITSUBISHI IVE A HORSE OUTSIDE IF YOURE LOOKIN FOR A RIDE IVE A HORSE OUTSIDE

Who's more dangerous? Man with gun Spicy British boi with pen and a map

Idk man, half the time I'm like "no, war in Europe is bad, I don't wanna die" and the other half of the time, I yern to fall during a bayonet charge in the fields of France

When I first heard they're doing ID for voting in the UK, I was confused of the backlash because we also do it in the Republic of Ireland and I thought it was just the done thing. Until I found out that the voting ID reeks of voter suppression 💀 we accept student IDs FFS and you's don't. Wtf?

Youtube/Instagram reels have Been better advertising for me to watch a show then traditional advertisements have ever done.

An open letter to Threat actors It's rude to attack companies on a bank holiday. Shitebag moves, be better

Osint challenge: where am I? (Emotionally)

Beware the seoinín patriot #ireland #speirgorm

Reasons to get into cardio: > It's good for your heart > It's good for your stamina(the misses will like that 😉) > The chances of being in a bayonet charge increases by the day

That Dublin to New York portal is class and I will not hear anything else. What? People showing 9/11? some bird flashed Dublin? Fucking. Hilarious.

Irish people living abroad when they spot another Irish person living abroad

AI this, AI that! I don't have a joke for this, absolutely fuck off with your stupid fucking AI patter, you utter fucking troglodite gobshite motherfucker eejit. That's it, that's the post.

Suddenly hearing "not good vibes out of that report" on a video for the new connectwise vulnerability fucking sent me 😂😂😂 Christ on a bike, I honestly can't take it seriously anymore.

She Michael on my D til I Higgins ✨🍀 (yanks don't even worry about this one)

Only took all the fucking nonsense back home in Ireland for me to finally purge the toxic hellsite that is twitter. ANYWAY, giz Gaeilge twitter le do thoil, grma

My grandfather to his friends 105 years ago 👀

A lot of head would make somewhere either really sad or really happy, depending on the context

Me making a mistake while learning a solo "Fuck it, let's try again" Brain to fingers:

Fuck me have I missed my telecaster

Wrapped this, wrapped that, why don't we wrap up this meeting so I can go back to bed.

Sometimes working in Cyber makes me wish I actually did jam making in trinity college Dublin

The new Doctor Who episode was just a big episode of Among us.

Forget being stuck in Schiphol for 12+ hours because KLM being shite, Schiphol just made me lose Whamagedon 😂😂😂

Called fake by Spotify #CorkIsntReal

The entirety of the Thin Lizzy discography is stuck in my head and my electric guitar is on another fucking island 💀💀💀

Ngl man, if the owner of a social media platforms basically endorses the burning of your home city, don't think I can use that platform anymore 💀

Just a spitfire flying by my house, nothing too crazy or amazing... That's fucking sick.

Mate of mine back home has started getting into Irish and I've been sending him all the resources I should of been taking advantage of, it's kinda hurting my soul 😂

This app is ten times better