i need to ride monsters unchained the frankenstein experiment for a third time more than i need air

Bumper sticker that says "my other car is another car"

get his ass

talbot was only 31 when he wolf'd up he shoulda been at the club

IDK man I would just simply not disturb the tomb of Princess Ananka and thereby not incur the wrath of the mummy. I'm built different.

it's not FOR us

why are there so few characters with orange outfits?

i for one love the idea that dracorex and stygimoloch are just a pokemon-style evolutionary family for pachycephalosaurus. And as a bonus it eliminates the name Dracorex hogwartsia as something that anybody ever has to acknowledge again.

the amount of brainpower i use every day to think about Kilala Princess (2005) would astound you

blorbos from my sketchbook

Abbott, Costello, and the Wolf Man Meet at the House of Ghost of the Son of the Bride of Frankenstein

I will always deadname Shuma-Gorath. Who in the copyright law is Gargantos?

Looks like we're having a. Countdown to Extinction.

i didn't expect much from The Mummy's Hand (1940) other than the usual racism but that was a real contender for funniest classic monster film so far

Storm is such a cooler name than Richards. He should have become Reed Storm when they got married.

Who's clearing

i need to ride beijing's jurassic world adventure

are the New Mutants a polycule

No way... Frankenwine...

"hey can i copy your homework" "sure just change it up a bit"

More Gabby stuff from yesterday! #GabbyKinney #XMen

what the fuck were they cooking with this i demand answers

need someone to match my freak (will do stupid bullshit LARPs in theme parks and really sell the immersion)

Curious about the mysterious world of opera. Seems to have a remarkably high barrier of entry.

I think Groot, therefore I am Groot

the rapture actually happened back in 2002 it's just that the only one to get raptured was a single pure-hearted beetle so none of you fucks bothered to notice

bugs when you lift up a rock:

Victoria Frankenstein can have one post ride crash out as a treat #victoriafrankenstein #epicuniverse #monstersunchained

I'm back, baby!!! With what I do best, to get back to the pace of things - #Magik / #Angela / #MarvelRivals / #BRart

i could and would (were it financially viable) quite literally do three consecutive days at epic universe to spend a full day exploring every little detail in each land (m*nistry of m*gic this isn't about you)

He would not have a fucking six-pack

i can't stop thinking about a plushie in this style of Soyona Santos

thinking about her again,,, twirling my hair kicking my feet giggling

okay i watched knights of guinevere. yeah it kind of rules.

universal if you ever loved me you would replace hollywood's wizarding world with dark universe

Too many people talking about the Xbox Game Pass, not nearly enough talking about the Dyatlov Pass.

Imagine if you will, a world where Betty had been the first one to hulk out. Banner would be known as the 'Green He-Hulk'. Frolic in this beautiful fantasy world with me.

Spent a week in universal Orlando and I shouldn't be surprised but the sheer volume of people there primarily (if not exclusively) there for the wizard crap genuinely floored me. Even if I liked it I would be too ashamed to dress like I did at this point.

klara pokemon

no way

why are you white

what if Lost Continent becomes Bikini Bottom

Me: oh man I'm in a lot of pain right now The ever-helpful Advil Liqui-gel:

what if the bride of frankenstein and anck-es-en-amon lezzed out. is that anything. can anyone hear me. it's so cold.

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

i've been queerbaited before and i'll do it again