how do i have baked bean size balls of lint in my belly button if i have an outie

thank you imgur for the cake day email even though you banned my entire country

i just hate how cheap everything feels with chatgpt tacked onto it now

this ages better every day

i think every imgur link should be launched into the sun

thinking about my domain i have spent over 200 bux on and have used for email and my bluesky handle

i love when i click a discord nitro profile and am greeted with

LEAVE MY MAILSERVER ALONE

i wish i took pictures of myself when i was fat

why are typing quirks so often breaching containment these days

i think girlypop has hemorrhoids

(it was the 3.3v power disable signal the hard drive is fine)

i just want to enjoy computer...

A QUID??? A WHOLE POUND STERLING (or 0.45 kilograms sterling) FOR A CUCUMBER???

surely bluetooth is not the best we can do as a society

Hello my name is Princess Jane. I would like to show you some tricks. I hope you enjoy it.

anyone else encountering a firefox bug where after a few hours of being open it just starts refusing to play any html5 video? this emerged in the past month or two, i keep having to lose my workflow to this and it's really pissing me off

i just saw a guid in the corner of my eye and thought it was polish

i have @whim.bsky.social 's handwriting in my house

who unfollowed me

why does tesseract mostly work with the occasional bit flip and then sometimes it just

why does tesseract mostly work with the occasional bitflip and then sometimes it just

my server uses >50w idle . . .. . . . .. ..

what could handles recycle bin possibly be doing...

bought another sassy drive for my homeserver and its so sassy it refuses to spin up at all.....

her name is poly pocket and these are her girlfriends

thank you ebay hard drive for coming with a free entire dog of dog hair

the repost bot could at least have the decency to follow me...

lasagnaware

Puzzle created by poop outters

thrillhouse

why is there so much syntactic sugar in c# now im gonna get syntactic diabetes

horny woman be like check out my nymph nodes

i cant believe some people dont have listening to songs at different speeds autism your library must be so boring

ive been banned from splatoon thrice today

relearning splatoon with motion controls like i shouldve done to start with and now i feel like i have the fine motor skills of a 2 year old

i forgot how unfunny you all were in 2016

being bread is fine, actually

somebody clapped when my plane landed

they should start making phones without speakers

unannounced downtime on my vps but they upgraded the cpu so its forgiven

im glad IIS manager still has the win2008 layout

redditors waiting for the next person to be murdered so they can post this is america to r/music

im visiting the netherlands next week perhaps i will miss my return flight

while the US government is murdering innocents and shitposting about it on twitter here in the UK our government led by a gross imitation of labour that the country helped to create is actively fighting to destroy the open internet and sell our data to offshore technofascists, good job world

only on windows can i close a qimgv window and somehow have it crash both explorer and firefox

you cant spell divorce without vore

i cant believe they didnt call wikifeet soleseek

yoho ahoy