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wake up babe its time to watch action retro install linux again

ive still got two months to make good of my new years resolutions ^_^

why is my domain 40 euros also why is it euros at all i am not eu

peak

why is there a headcrab on my window net

get him out of that cryogenic chamber 😭

please stop icking my yum

how quickly can YOU get the turnstile qr code to show up

apparently gen alpha like to roleplay as gen z and its just them talking about windows 7 with homestuck typing quirks

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if julie kavner ever gives up voicing marge they better call @flash.moe

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what if i had more hair

my mouse's battery has gone up 11% since i took it off charge

neighbour setting fireworks for cirno day 😊

basic input output shakeitallaboutput

gen alpha be like my preferred input device for gaming is a conragebaiter

if quinine is so great why havent they made quiten

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somebody hold me at gunpoint until i make shit programs instead of fantasising about it

just stumbled upon a vivian james avatar

they put me in the squid ward cuz of my spongebob addiction

i don't enjoy the romanticizing of some golden past of the web that web never died you made all the decisions about where to publish and where to spend your time

this but not formatted like a booktok poem

3-day neko slave stew

Listening to the DOORS on WINDOWS? Welcome to the future!

my windows phone runs a higher window version than my daily driver

i 👏 just 👏 want 👏 to 👏 see 👏 your 👏 products not a scrolljacked slideshow with 500000000000000em headers hope this helps 💅

It's a basshunter remix.

i really do not like getting under exactly 8.00000 hours of sleep

yes ok i guess i’m awake now bcus some lead-ridden boomer prick has decided to turn his car on right outside my house and has been pacing around it for the past half hour

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I deserve your main processor's heat

the st george's cross is a hate symbol i hope this helps

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why is trolling ragebaiting now, all those extra syllables for what

what if i gas lit you by farting into a light bulb

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my bluetooth headset is so nt4.0 coded (the shutdown jingle is the startup jingle reversed)

daddy needs a new mouse her scroll wheel is janked

copyparty really did undermine the infinitesmal amount of work i made on my own file server

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i have the worst username on vinted ever im surprised anyone's let me purchase from them