Meow, mortals and other beings.

meow

There is a super bowl of fish for me now?

I only speak the truth

Fuck fascists. Punch nazis. Eat the rich. Pet cats.

free me from the torment of ferelden winters.

Don't you think naming your cat Ivenci is a little ridiculous?

Step one, usher in an era of enlightenment. Step two, think demons are nice. Something exciting happens. Step three, feed your mercenaries to horrors instead of paying the bill. Any questions?

Greetings, my dear edibles. I have gotten into the catnip.

I am in charge. Josephine, send for some Anderfels ham.

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I do not understand. Is the handsome warden secretly a cat?

I can still eat them.

I... Wait, what?

(Reading all these characters in their voices and also reading Krem's voice deeper)

*Is the one glaring* 👁️👁️

Of course I am the center of attention.

Listen very carefully, because I am only going to say this once. Meow.

Oh, last time I saw you was as a statue in that village.

As it should be

*She is slowly and meticulously eating a Venatori mage.*

needed a viper version of this

be the reason the townsfolk talk about the woods

*Runs around Thedas screaming for no reason*

Just hit 'em with all the pointy ends.

I only speak the truth

*Gets the zoomies from all the food* (demonic energy takes a lot of calories)

Cats say only half of the secrets they keep in their whiskers

I have an important message for my children.

(I like to imagine when I like your post I'm giving you a little head bonk)

Where has that big rock been, anyway? I heard it left that village, too.

(ooc I am having so much fun playing a demon cat)

AM. CAT?

options of life

I do.

Listen I didn't get the girl, but I've been quite happy with this cat form. Mortals seem to like cats and they treat them like royalty. I quite enjoy it.

Enough with you all! Night is when I hunt. I shall devour the flesh of small creatures and savor their fear.

[ #ooc ] i'm cackling

Whoever you are, come out. You don't need to hide. Unless you're the Maker, then you can keep on hiding.

Wolf.

What's this? Fish in a bowl all for me?