well. you see.

// going to make it abundantly clear that this account is run by a queer woman who was only able to attend college due to affirmative action based scholarships. fascism has no place here & it never will.

if i never have to be nice to another orlesian heir again it’ll be too soon.

// “Morning, have breakfast with other templar buddies. Go around the Gallows and terrorize mages. Afternoon, stand in the courtyard. Menacingly.” // still can’t get over this... da2 era elanor you’re so funny never change.

nothing can stop you. except maybe the templars.

There's a button in your hand, block with it!

maybe. if i just close my eyes. and click my heels three times. everything will be back to normal.

Smart comments. Solas slightly approves.

GET AWAY.

CAN I RETIRE YET.

that was… bizarre. anyways—

and up until now i had sworn to myself that i’m content with loneliness… because none of it was ever worth the risk— but YOU are the only exception 🖤

SO MUCH FOR MY HAPPY ENDING 🗣️🗣️

IT’S A DAMN COLD NIGHT ❄️ TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT THIS LIFE 🪴 WON’T YOU TAKE ME BY THE HAND 🤝 TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NEW 🗺️ I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ❓ BUT I 🧝🏻‍♀️ I’M WITH YOU 🫵

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ‼️‼️ NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND 🗣️🗣️

maybe solas really did… pierce the veil.

STOP. FIGHTINGGG.

very excited for a normal day during which nothing goes wrong.

no rizz, just alarmingly large eyes and unfortunate levels of self-sacrificial urges.

DOG??? ‼️🩷

Mischief Very Enthusiastically talking about spiders with @dalishherald.bsky.social

i… think i have a headache. perhaps thirty of them. all at once.

[ FLASHBACKS ]

i will persist… out of spite. in spite? despite? all of the above?

there is no such thing as nothing !!

HEY. SO. WHY IS IT EVERYONE.

it’s getting worse. why is it getting worse?

there is no such thing as nothing. everyone is /something/ — the dandelion matters just as much as the orchid.

not to quote myself here but CAN ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING WORLD JUST STAY FIXED 🗣️🗣️

WHAT. IS. GOING. ON??

Recruit Ellis bites the curb in HD [NOT CLICKBAIT]

good eveni— …nope. nope. nope. nope.

[ she’s surrounded by a pile of at least ten books on spirits and the like. ] can you use spirit healing to… heal spirits? /can/ you heal spirits? something… maybe.

please don’t touch mysterious crystals. this… really shouldn’t even be a required statement.

i care more for your health than your responsibilities as commander. [ the response comes quickly, almost automatic. it’s a slight breach of decorum, and she knows it, but she brushes it aside. ] we have the resources. i understand the trepidation, but—

YES. YOU. DO??

[ ah. that explains it. the slightest twitch of her ears gives away at least a hint of her thoughts. itching for a pencil and a bit of paper, resources on potential fever remedies— ] even with that in mind, commander, i… don’t want you to catch a cold. [ or any illness, for that matter. ]

a breeze is for a nice summer’s day. not… freezing mountain air. as for stars, we could always patch it with glass. so you could still see them. [ so says the woman who grew up sleeping outside, but in her defense, the free marches were a little warmer. ] [ and /he/ didn’t grow up like that. ]

‘stupid’ would be entirely inaccurate if it weren’t for the rather large hole in your ceiling that you’re apparently more than happy to keep.

at least he admits it.

[ fierce scribbling. she forgot one. as she often does. ] 6.) knight-commander meredith (she knows what she did). ( an annotation : “she’s already dead” DON’T CARE! )

NOT! FOR! LONG!

Would

[ VERY LOUD SCREAMING AS SHE’S SWATTING AT HER OWN HAIR ]

an ( incomplete ) list of elanor lavellan’s enemies, in no particular order : 1.) corypheus. 2.) the chantry. 3.) whatever the fuck is going on with desire demons. 4.) slugs and other bugs that eat away at my plants. 5.) SPIDERS. [ ‘SPIDERS’ is written in red. and underlined. three times. ]

YEAH. OKAY. SOMETHING’S WRONG.

// me deciding to give elanor my circulation issues and then watching her trudge up a mountain in several feet of snow… no wonder she passed out she was HYPOTHERMIC i’m so sorry elanor.

@itsmecole.bsky.social cole? i’ve heard quite… troubling things. are you… alright? under the weather, perhaps? i could make a tea for you—would that help?