I find this unreasonably funny.

Serious question: is the leaf blower the worst invention ever?

OMG this face off is AWESOME! #esc2025

A couple of other songs I could have given votes to but oh well

#divanotdown #malta #kant my winner NDQ 10 #ESC2025

So, I've already put Baller on my workout playlist but I don't see it as a #Eurovision hit. #esc2025 #germany

See, this is where the NDQ comes in handy. The song is essentially forgettable #esc2025 #finland

Big mother/daughter disagreement over #Latvia #esc2025

Is that tongue thing Swiss in breeding?! #esc2025 #thingsicantunsee

#Austria Good #Eurovision song with banging end. And now, with #iceland, according to kid, the other boat song #esc2025

"This is why #Eurovision goes so long; the side quests are crazy." Teenage words of wisdom #esc2025

Apparently she's a fan of #ukraine though, so a small respite #esc2025

#esc2025 My daughter is going through one of her hyperglossia moments so barely getting to watch at the moment.

#NOR #ESC2025 good NDQ but you know, just a song.

So I'm doing something different this year and have listened to the songs beforehand AND watched both semi-finals. Conclusion: not nearly as strong as last year.

Tja. Eurovision has begun and I need to reboot the rebooted #esc2025 #Eurovision

I'm normally not a fan of the arbitrary use of quotation marks in headlines, but I think the BBC might be on to something here.

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My cherry tree is in bloom. It's a shame I'm allergic to cherries.

Love that the ABC went with this headline for the top story.

Wordle 1,311 4/6 That has to be my weirdest Wordle ever. ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Melbourne shopping trolley has a coffee cup holder. Because of course it does.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 8: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 7: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge

You've got to have a positive mindset, they say. So, in that vein, I am now an expert in clearing paper jams in the new printer. So rewarding.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 6: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge #harukimurakami #windupbirdchronicle

Massive away win for the little fella.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 6: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge #maddaddamtriology #margaretatwood

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 5: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge #assassinationofjuliuscaesar #michaelparenti

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge #satanicverses #salmanrushdie

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 3: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchalleng #watershipdown #richardadams

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 2: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge #nightletters #robertdessaix

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. Day 1: #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge #20daybookchallenge