That is right heathens, Mama is headed on the road again!! Here is my touring schedule for March and the beginning of April! Please note! If I do not have prebookings in my calendar a week before my tours to either Halifax or Vancouver, they will need to be delayed to another time. best wishes E

If I have to learn the GODDAMN KREBS CYCLE one more GODDAMN TIME-

I need help with my anatomy homework, who's up for palpating my ischial tuberosity? 🍑

Mastering self control... mostly 🤭

Caught your eye? 👀

This could be your view 🧡

From AP classes to AP lingerie 💅

Every time I hand someone my phone they ask why it's so small. I have SMALL HANDS, OKAY? I like having a phone that isn't disgustingly massive so that my fingers can reach the entire screen! Is that a crime???

🌷 INTEREST CHECK 🌷 Should I kick off spring with a visit to Toronto? Would you be willing to put down a deposit to guarantee my presence? Let me know below! #DateToronto

Well, it was good while it lasted. I’ll be terminating my Amazon wishlist starting March 1st. If you want to clear my wishlist out, now is the time 💛

Farewell, beautiful humans in Toronto!! I’m headed home to Montreal now but don’t you worry- thanks to a cutie pie, I’ll be back for the 10th! Check out pinned post for a little give back to those who pre~📕 before the fifth 🩷😘

I have time this week & I'm bringing back half hour sessions this Tuesday, March 3rd, for one day only 💦 Hosting near Queen & Dufferin Remaining Availability 10am - 3pm & 11pm Prebooking reccomended [email protected] Text 416 316 6506

Feeding my cheese addiction! My blood must be fondue at this point 🧀

I think uber should have to declare if your driver has a car with stupid unintuitive door handles

Absolutely bursting at the seams with excitement for this tour! 📍 Toronto | Feb 28- March 6

I’ll write love letters on your lips 💋

This is your sign to come unwind with me 🫧

So you think the muffin man who lives on drury lane knew he'd be such a big deal so many years later?

Which one is the real treat? 🍭

@juliasky.bsky.social and I have a sense of humor and decided to offer you a very special special 🥩🌹🤣

Dressed like I have somewhere important to be — even if it’s just in your thoughts 💋

I feel like I need to make a second account to post all my thoughts that aren't sexy enough to post on here. My inner monologue is prime entertainment!

I want to make another trip to Toronto to see some lovely faces and possibly meet new ones. Im looking at March 5th If you’re interested, drop a love note 💌 [email protected]

Thank you for 800 followers! I'm so grateful all of you are here ☺️ When we get to 1k, I'll be doing a Q and A (haha, that rhymes)! Start thinking up some good questions ❤️

Nothing makes my heart pitter-patter quite like a properly addressed, well-formatted introductory email does 😍

It seems I've breached containment, haha. Thank you to everyone who has reached out to me! I'd just like to make it clear that I'm an escort. A bona fide hoe. That's what the website is for! All of you seem very talented, but that doesn't exactly seem to be your thing. Thanks anyway! 🙏🏿

A little lace, a little leather, and a whole lot of confidence 💋

Me Dr. Trinity Santos 🤝 Being behind on charting (someone help me 😭)

Roses are red, My dress is sheer. Come a little bit closer, my dear! Happy Valentine's Day ❤️🍫🌹

This is your yearly reminder: Spoil your favorite SWer this Valentine’s Day! I mean, we’re awesome and make everything in your life just a little bit more bearable ❤️😚

I will officially be in Toronto March 18-22. 🌹 Taking bookings now!

Can anyone perchance recommend any good website designers? Ideally who charge in CAD? 👉👈

This weekend, my valentines are going to be my patients. Of course it would have been lovely to be able to spend the day with one of you, but I'm honoured that I get to care for people who need me. And what is Valentine's Day if not a day for showing care? 🩺❤️

Fucking finally! A place for all my inside thoughts!

A whole world out there, but I know you're only looking at me 💙

Today I got to pet a TOAD this is the BEST DAY EVER 🫳🐸

Luxury looks better up close 👑

High heels, higher expectations 👠

A theatre-packed weekend with a very lovely gentleman! Thank you, Mr. A! Eureka Day was far and away my favourite. It inspired so much conversation afterwards! (It also inspired a lot of cringing, which is exactly what the show intended 😂). I highly recommend it!

Well is time to get this account popping!! Why not do the christening with an announcement!! Last time was amazing so I decided to run it back. I haven’t had the chance to make snowmen this year. Toronto be prepared for Feb 8 to 16. Snow angels are going to hate to see me coming.

Happy Black History Month! I'm proud of the colour of my skin, and texture of my hair. I'm proud of my history. I'm proud of the person I am, and the community I'm a part of. Being African is pretty cool! 🤎

I love this coat so much! Thank you, Mr. G!

What more could you want than a room full of stunning melanated women?

Remembering my boy on #whiskerwednesday

How do I repost with extra reposty-ness? I'm such a slut for historic home and architecture tours

Quote repost with your profile picture ❤️

Absolutely this. Not only are we in demand, but we have lives outside of this. Booking ahead guarantees not only that you get me, but that you get the best of me 🥰

While I was out today I ran into a little black girl, and I told her that her hair is so pretty. Because that's what I needed to hear when I was growing up, not "ew, it looks like worms." And the way her face lit up made my entire day. Idk, I'm just feeling sentimental right now