Ladies, if a man asks your body count, your only response should be “nice try, cop, I’m not saying shit without my lawyer.”

Adulthood is a series of horrible revelations that the annoying and frustrating thing you thought was just part of life for everyone is actually a “no, there’s a diagnosis for that” thing.

Can confirm this is a legitimate thing. If you are able to donate to get these kids holiday gifts, it’s hugely appreciated!

Why have I followed literally any of this multiple zzz’s last name drama, I now have knowledge of things that will haunt me, I could have chosen peace.

FINALLY figured out how to uninstall Copilot from Microsoft apps! • Go to m365.cloud.microsoft/apps/ • In the "Use across Teams, Outlook, and Microsoft 365 Copilot," hover over Copilot and click the three dots on the right • Click "uninstall" • Quit and re-open your Microsoft stuff • Voila!

“I love little kids with weird, particular interests” she said, not realizing her own child’s interest would be ignoring the playground entirely in favor of opening and closing the car door for an hour.

I would lose my entire mind.

Megyn Kelly doing the real work this holiday season of revealing which people in my life think she had some good points and therefore are no longer allowed around my kid. Thanks, Meg!

Spouse and I got approached by a group of teenagers in the grocery store parking lot yelling “please help” and I was ready to fight someone for them and then they showed us the jar of pickles they couldn’t open. Anyway I love the youths and they let me take a pickle.

🎶 I am the very model of a privacy professional I’ve information terrifying - physical and digital I know invasive algos and I cite the harms historical And reassert that those they hurt are not just metaphorical 🎶

This is not in defense of Big Tech - it’s in support of one of the most consistent and clear privacy empowerment tools available. Framing privacy tools as anti-competitive benefits ad tech, not people.

Removing the few existing AI protections we have helps AI companies, not people. EPIC urges the OSTP to withdraw this request and focus on AI actions that advance the public interest, not AI companies’ bottom line. epic.org/epic-urges-t...

If you’re donating to food banks (please do if you can!), here are a few things to consider:

AI companies want you scared of future not-happening harms so you’ll miss the constant damage AI is already doing.

You need AI to have a vibe? You are utterly incapable of curating your own vibe?? You’re the unseasoned chicken breast of people??? futurism.com/artificial-i...

Super fun watching the company that made billions claiming “our AI will solve cancer” has pivoted to “our AI will make a bunch of shit that already exists, but worse” and apparently people are still pretending it’s not all a giant grift.

Clearly time for a rewatch, bless this man.

Your 30s are all about shifting mindset from “this man will be the death of me” to “I will be the death of this man.”

Great news! Your spyware is about to stop pretending you get to choose when it spies on you!

AI’s biggest proponents are tech bros and politicians and I wonder if it’s even possible to find two groups more utterly unaware of general public sentiment.

This is extremely niche, but I’ve been so distracted watching GBBO wondering where I’ve seen Tom’s face before and-

Genuinely if he had dementia, how would we tell.

This entire year has been such a battle between my deep desire to scream out all my fury and frustration and my former vocalist training to NEVER SCREAM, YOU’LL FUCK UP YOUR VOCAL CORDS.

Saying AI can think is like saying a mirror can see. It’s throwing human thought and creativity back at you, it is not making its own.

Could have read through an entire online recipe preamble about how the smell of soy reminds the author of their seventh grade field trip, made the recipe, and eaten the sandwich in the time it took to get embarrassed by their bad tech.

My hotel is extremely zealous about its wake-up calls.* *The fire alarm has been going off then getting turned off for the last hour.

At this point, it’s not enough to get Polis out of the governorship, I want him out of the state.

I do genuinely wonder what kind of bubble or delusion folks are able to enter into to believe their utterly unhinged experiences are relatable.

@epic.org’s policies don’t give me explicit control over the company website, but I’m a visionary, so get ready for a series of reports on magical surveillance mechanisms in fantasy (the eye of Sauron and palantirs will be separate entries).

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

…so I gather something involving Giuliani has occurred in New Hampshire

Happy Labor Day weekend! No one can stop you from sharing your salary, you don’t need to be “loyal” to your employer, and wages are payment for labor, not a favor.

What an unfortunate and odd day to have spent entirely on planes. I’ve arrived to a brave new social media theme of the day.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

This season of @gamechangershow.bsky.social on @dropout.tv has been absolutely wall to wall bangers and may be single-handedly to thank for my sanity still being at a functional level. So if I start dropping references to it in my legal reports and comments, let’s just keep that a fun treat for us

Feeling a strong “rewatch the full LOTR trilogy immediately” vibe for no apparent reason, I guess the need to see beleaguered heroes fight an almost certainly doomed to fail battle against evil simply because it is right and hope is something we cling to with our teeth has struck, odd.

“If the product is so useless, how do you explain how great it is at ruining lives? Check and mate.” What a fascinating new argument for the AI industry. (By “fascinating,” I do, indeed, mean “fucking unhinged”)

The number of U.S. Christians SO convinced that they would have “done something” during the Holocaust to fight authority and help the suffering yet still refuse to condemn what the Israeli government is doing fills me with such goddamn rage.

Ah, the duality of man* *Editing a paper on spyware and privacy invasions while actively eavesdropping on the increasingly tipsy bros** in the row in front of me **They were very nice bros and I hope the fishing is great

See, Casey will repeatedly test these things to see precise usefulness, do not insist X thing works unless you’re SURE it holds up.

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

Rivian really dodged a bullet when the cyber trucks came out, a real last-minute edge out for most infuriating looking vehicle.

Me: privacy is a good and necessary thing, everyone should be able to control who knows what about them Also me: why does this random person from high school have their account on PRIVATE, I’ll NEVER satisfy my weird curiosities this way

This is genuinely horrific. I’m not going to speak to how a family processes grief, but I’m sure as fuck going to be furious at the journalist exploiting it.

When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together. With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection. If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq

I always assumed that cults of personality picked, like, appealing or pleasant or at least smarter than a mollusk personalities to cult around. Turns out no.

Hardest question I’ve ever received was from a stranger at a bar while traveling. “What the hell is wrong with Americans?” My friend, I’m going to need you to be SO MUCH more specific.

If you don’t have fresh hell, warmed over is fine.

It’s amazing how many trends from my middle school days are popping back up. - tube tops - layered tanks - platform shoes - bell-bottoms - rampant authoritarianism and horrific U.S. international actions in the name of strength and security - frosted eyeshadow

I better never hear a single member of this administration say shit about free speech ever again. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...