My dream is to have someone non ironically talk about looksmaxing in front of me so I can earnestly call them a maxinista. I’m going to trick this into the toxic vernacular. See you at TJ’s, you face-hammering weirdos.

A client like this is every tech attorney’s wake-up-in-a-cold-sweat-in-the-middle-of-the-night nightmare. SHUTTING! UP! IS FREE!!* *except in this case I’m not his attorney and this trash fire is fascinating, so keep talking, buddy

Calling my child old-timey terms of chaotic affection is paying off dividends, I get such quality side eyes and giggles while out and about. Most used terms include hellion, rapscallion, scallywag, hobgoblin, and rascal.

Italians, I must know, is the biggest pizza crime: - pineapple on pizza - BBQ sauce on pizza - dipping pizza in ranch

Cannot wait to read this!

They went all-in on this and sold it as the future. It didn’t work because people collectively refused to engage with it. AI may want to watch its back.

I genuinely don’t think I could stay married to someone who does this. www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...

Grammarly's AI-fueled edits -- using my name - suggested making up sources and writing vague insinuations. In my latest for @nytopinion.nytimes.com (gift link) I describe Grammarly's terrible edits in my name -- and call for a federal right of publicity. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/o...

I’m sorry, they’re exploiting people’s reputations and implying users are benefitting from their expertise without their knowledge or permission and have the AUDACITY to put the onus on their damn victims to opt out?!??! www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

A short history of the “wrong” characters that I side with in pop culture: - Benny in Rent - Iceman in Top Gun - Baby’s dad in Dirty Dancing - the mom in Mrs Doubtfire - Cuddy in House (though tbh she should be saying no WAY more often) - Logan’s dad in Gilmore Girls

Exactly this. These things are literally built off mass surveillance and theft, saying no to one application of the tech doesn’t suddenly cleanse the rot at the core.

They can’t just let me enjoy things.

NOPE. futurism.com/artificial-i...

Polis, I swear to fucking god. At this point the man’s entire gubernatorial career is just

If I’m OKC, I’m hiring bodyguards until we know Jokic’s brothers’ locations. You fouled the man so openly he pulled out the Mortal Kombat “finish him” eyes, you are COOKED.

Huge congrats to our incredible female olympians* *and I do absolutely mean only them.** **You know what, and also to Nazgûl the wolf dog and the phenomenal cross country skier from Haiti, but US men are currently very welcome to fuck straight off.

Btw, if you’re making a lemony soup, add zest, not just juice. Game changer.

I can’t believe I still have to say this in 2026, but DO. NOT. OUT PEOPLE. There are not exceptions to this because you’re curious or they’re hot or they’re famous. Privacy rights are human rights and also basic respect.

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Shoutout to the total stranger at the park absolutely cracking up in his car as my toddler decided to pull the stroller over the grate in the parking lot for a solid 40 minutes instead of actually playing at the park, thanks for enjoying the insanity with me.

The great thing about our healthcare system being built on a series of monopolistic platforms is I can get three significant health data breach letters from three different entities (doctor’s office, insurance company, etc) about a breach from one back-end contractor 🙃

The absolute fuck they won’t, bitch.

So today I got two ski jackets, a north face fleece, two blouses, a sweater, a purse, and a cut glass soap dispenser for $55. I love thrift stores.

Meta saw the overwhelming awfulness of the moment and was like “what a great time to release a horrific surveillance nightmare.” We disagree.

Do we think Laura Loomer ASKED her plastic surgeon for the Jigsaw or were they just inspired by her vibe?

The absolute deluge of AI in Super Bowl ads seemed to have a bizarre theme: desperation.

All this Ring hate is heartwarming. I’m about to tear up.

For no reason whatsoever, I would like to turn your attention to the best of all Wuthering Heights interpretations from @katebeaton.bsky.social www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id...

Between AI ads, betting ads, and a freaking MAHA ad, my viewing friends have known no peace from my rants this whole game.

Basically just this forever.

This thread is an actual nightmare, I would have slit my throat with my own bar card

Extremely pro “get physical copies of things you love, if you can.” Beyond the privacy issues, then you’re not let down when they suddenly drop your stuff.

Time to post the struggle meal* list for any having a tough time of it. Feel free to comment yours! *Low-effort, minimal cooking “meals” that still feel like taking care of yourself

I completely understand how compelling the “you have to speak out when it’s not targeted at you because it will eventually be” argument is, but I do deeply hate the implication that it’s normal to literally only care about yourself. It’s “world we have” vs “world we want,” I guess.

What kind of “just paint over the rot” shitty landlord-ass proposal is this.

Macarons. I cannot understand the hype. They’re fine.

We used to talk in Privacy about this happening in China (Uighurs), Egypt (Arab Spring), Myanmar (Genocide). When Dobbs passed, we started talking abt the impact on women. Now it's Minnesota & DHS and our own fedgov invading our privacy to violate our rights over an&d over. bsky.app/profile/minn...

Huh, they did an episode about the Epstein files.

How does he feel about skipping judicial warrant requirements when it comes to, say, locking up alleged pedophiles?

Christ, OKC is flopping harder than the Melania documentary.

I just…try to guess my major and minors. - Marxism - Theology and Film - Contemporary Africa - Gender, Politics, and Law - C.S. Lewis - American Jazz - Contemporary Asian Policy - Senior thesis paper on the efficacy of reconciliation programs in Northern Ireland

I AM ON FIRE; KEEP CLEAR OF ME.

No one told me how much it fucking rules being a middle-aged woman, this is prime shit.

Every section of the New York Times app will load except the actual news tab. Is this happening for anyone else?

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

It’s very hard to put into words the existential mindfuck of being a lawyer watching all this and realizing that our legal system is wholly and entirely bullshit.

Been crying literally every time I see that blue bunny hat. My kid is next to me, singing to bluey and saying “hug, mama” over and over and I can’t stop thinking about that blue bunny hat and how scared he must be and how empty his family’s arms must feel.

Excuse me, I wanted the “raucous party” roaring twenties, not the “dangerous feral animal” roaring twenties.

We don’t say “happy new year” so much as “happy 2025 is over”

If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.