76 Years Ago Today:

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I am the Lord's stupidest warrior.

111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All

Wassup my fellow clankas.

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Itch.io as de-indexed ALL NSFW games. Why are American Payment Processors allowed to have such a grip in what we consume with OUR OWN money? First it was erotica, smut and kinks. Next thing you know they're going after GTA VI and anything with excessive violence.

20 years ago today, July 14, 2005, I created "Link finds a WTF" on YTMND, later becoming better known today on the Internet after it took on a life of its own as "WTF BOOM!". To commemorate this 20th anniversary, I've remastered my original WTF BOOM! YTMND in 4k. #ytmnd #wtfboom

Hmmm...

Simple as.

Hey guys what do you all think of this really nice picture I found of Vice President @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

A bit late, but DELTARUNE comes out in just a few more hours.

Dord

I've barely been working 5 minutes and 46 seconds and I already wanna burn it all down.

Religious hypocrisy is bad actually.

Now that the new Pope is a Peruvian citizen, the meme of "Perú es clave" (Peru is key) became true, lmao.

Latin american christians: Feed the poor, clothe the homeless, welcome the immigrant, love Jesus and love thy neighbor :D North American christians:

Meet Snowflame, the cocaine powered supervillain created by DC Comics. Instead of making a message about the consumption of drugs, all he does is say the hardest lines and beat the crap out of heroes by getting higher than a rocket. (Actual comic panel btw).

human, i just shat me pants

Grandma, I need to *COUGH COUGH* I need to sell your television. *COUGHS VIOLENTLY*

I remember a thread on Twitter about the "billion lions vs one of every Pokemon" and when someone brought up the fact that one of every pokemon would include the 4 billion different Spindas the lion supporters lost their minds.

Latest ramblings from Trump and Musk in a nutshell:

We must join the resistance.

The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was assassinated in broad daylight, police is offering a $10.000 reward for any identifiable information... Nobody saw anything...

Kids these days can't comprehend the sheer hype that was a muscular man in his 40's screaming his lungs out as if he had the worst gonorrhea known to man.

What is the even the context of the original comic?

Brother, where are the oats?

With all the stuff going down with Trump and Musk, I wanna remind all christians of the words in Matthew 19:36-39, where it says that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.

Fun fact: One of the official mascots for the JASDF (Japanese Air Self Defense Force) is a male furry named Omaneko (おまねこ). Genius strategy from the Japanese military.

Honse