“Uzi, come on now… Who said you needed to die to satisfy my cravings~? Now be a good girl, get in the room… 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇𝒇~…”

“There’s my flustered little worker~… You look rather delicious right now… 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒔 𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆~…?”

“𝑫𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆~…”

Every Fucking Position

𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦 ?

𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒂𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒏´𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕.

“I am not alone in this body, but only one of us is afraid to be.” A Deltarune AU Portrayal Of Bête Noire from Glitchtale. (I do not support Camila Cuevas, I just like the character) A Refreshing Take From The Oasis

“I-I mean, I’d be down if you are.” “If you’re like- cool with that.”

Okay! Alright! Coming!

Oh! Okay! I mean… if you’re cool with it yeah—

Oh! [Typical N moment.] I-… that went completely over my head. Wow.

I- Huh? [Blink blink] Why wouldn’t you believe me?

“WHAAAAAAAT I’M JUST SAYIIIINNNG!”

Apparently I can, yeah!

“… Don’t threaten the with a good time—“ “I MEAN WHAAAAAT? WHO SAID THAT?”

“Today I discovered that I actually CAN be a top after all!”

“Oh!” “So it’s… not a bad thing that I was staring at your butt?”

“𝑨𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒉 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍~… 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏~…”

𝙒𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙪𝙥 𝙛𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨. 𝕍 #MVRP | #MDRP

“I— O-of course I like it! It looks amazing!” “I thought you were mad at me just now-“

“O-OKAY! YEAH! COOL! AWESOME! DOING EXACTLY THAT RIGHT NOW!”

“𝑩𝒆𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏~…”

“I’M SORRY! IT WAS JUST- OUT THERE! IN THE OPEN!”

“I don’t consume the way I used to anymore… 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆~…” #SeductiveSunday

“…” “Robot god made robot sin stronger than robot man.”

“I-I mean, I think that should be your choice, y’know?” “Like, I wouldn’t mind at all! I just… don’t want you to do anything that’d make you uncomfortable.”

“I mean… like… do you wanna…?” “I-It’s okay if you don’t want to! I just didn’t know you were into me to that degree until now!”

“Oh! That’s… me doing that— wow—“ “I uhhh… wasn’t aware you had those kinds of dreams about me-“

“Hey, if Uzi can pull this kind of style of, I can to!… I think-“

“Hey, if Uzi can pull this kind of style of, I can to!… I think-“

“If ya hate it so much, then why are ya blushing?” “You can be angsty and rebellious and edgy and a cutie patootie at the same time! An angsty and rebellious and edgy cutie patootie if you will!” “There’s nothing bad about it!”

“Hey! Woah! I do NOT do that!” “…” “Anymore-“

“…” “This is super random, but have I ever told you that sometimes you’ll just randomly and unexpectedly do something really adorable?” “Because this is one of those times there it’s happened.”

“Okay, I know you’d never actually do that because you’re not a horrible person and wouldn’t ever really do that to someone you care about, but ya better not be getting any ideas!” “…” “Please?”

“Awesome! Once we have kids, I’ll go from Serial Designation N to Super Dad N!” “I mean like, for the record, I would have totally been fine with you saying no cuz like… y’know… that is ultimately YOUR choice-“ “But I’m happy ya didn’t! Super stoked even!”

“Oh! Okay! Cool! Awesome!” “Had me a little nervous there, I won’t lie!”

FREE GAMES!? I’M PRETTY SURE UZI WOULD LIKE THAT!

They’re talking about me—

What’s a Fortnite?

“Well, I mean, when we first met, I did like… stab you and stuff… and I kinda killed an entire room full of worker drones so like… can you REALLY blame yourself for being mean?” “I can’t pretend we didn’t have a rocky start and that none of it wasn’t my fault.” +

“Well… in all honesty… you’re kinda the first other drone that was actually… nice to me? If that makes sense?” “I dunno, it felt nice to not delude myself into thinking I’m more than just a pathetic loser to somebody. You… actually thought more of me than that…” +

“Oh. Okay. I am what the kids nowadays would say, cooked. Got it.”

“Okay, yeah, cool, super awesome…” He just hugs back. “And, sorry again for thinking about it. I don’t wanna make you super uncomfortable with that kind of stuff…”

“… Chat, why do I hear boss music? And what is this reference I’m making?”

“Okay okay! I won’t think about it! I promise!”