Christmas felt different this year. The magic of the season was drowned out by the noise from a cast of bad actors without a shred of compassion or decency. In the end, Good defeats evil. Stay the course. Seek peace and be kind. Love each other. Christmas will be back. I believe in you. 🎅🏻

This year the naughty list is getting a trump mobile refurbished phone. It’s less useful than a lump of coal.

Anything going on tonight?

One week from tonight is the most magical and peaceful night of the year. Are you ready for me?

This may come as a surprise to you, but the nice list is substantially longer than the naughty list. Like hundreds of millions longer. The naughty ones are just louder. Be kind and keep spreading joy to the world. I believe in you. 🎅🏻

The holiday spirit is struggling to uplift people this year. This is what happens when the attention of the world is hijacked by the wrong figures. The magic is still there, it just might feel different this year. Seek peace and merriment with the ones you love. Don’t let evil steal 🎄 from you.

I see you when you’re sleeping

We are now in December, and there is so much unrest in the world. What can I do to restore your spirit?

According to the official polar calendar the holiday season begins today. No better day than one we use to celebrate our appreciation for those who mean so much to us. I hope each of you is able to spend time with loved ones. And allow yourself that extra piece of pie. Happy Thanksgiving 🎅🏻

Many legal scholars believe I sleep 11 months of the year, but we have been hard at work. In March we formed the temporary North Pole Exclusions list - or NOPE. Until further notice, you either make the nice list or NOPE. Let’s just say I’ve seen too much polar opposite of nice list behaviors.

I know when you’re a woke.

Marjorie is trying desperately to make the nice list.

First one of the season 🎅🏻

It’s November. Time to start making my lists. Hoo-boy.

99 days until Christmas Eve. 🎄

I’ve seen enough. It’s only April 15th and he has no shot at making the nice list this Christmas.

I thought some of you might need a little Christmas today. This is not the end of the world. Don’t lose sight of how much good there is around us. Seek comfort and joy there. Stay true to yourself and trust in the power of good. You will find peace during difficult times. I believe in you. 🎅🏻

Thought I would pop in to wish you all a happy new year! I’m not going to Uber anyone in the sleigh tonight, so be safe out there. Remember, don’t try to make the nice list in 2025 - BE the nice list. 359 days until Christmas 🎄🎅🏻

It is now time for my long winter’s nap. Spending this holiday season with you really touched my heart. See you next 🎄 Until then, if you would like to meet another kind soul with a big heart who makes you feel good, follow my friend Del Griffith. @showercurtainfella.bsky.social Merry Christmas!🎅🏻

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night 🎅🏻

America … you’re next. See you in a few hours. 🎅🏻🍪

Almost time for my European tour. I hope all your lads and lasses are excited but tuckered out. Happy bloody Christmas to all you ladies and blokes! 🎅🏻🎄

After tonight, you will forget about me for a while. Don’t forget this: Believe. Believe in each other. I see your anger and unrest, but don’t let anyone steal your joy. There is just so much good among you. Embrace the good and be kind. You will find your peace. That’s a promise I can deliver 🎅🏻

Feeling lazy - might just stay in bed all day. Just kidding 🎅🏻

Tomorrow night I will defy gravity. 🎅🏻

Given the circumstances, I’ve decided to tolerate a reasonable amount of crying and pouting this year.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve 🎄 I’m happy to report everything is on schedule up here at the Pole. The Village is bustling with energy and the holiday spirit is through the roof. Music, laughter, white snow, and warm hearts. It’s exactly how you’ve always imagined. 🎅🏻❄️

If you have any last-minute wishes, now is the time. The sleigh leaves in 48 hours. Go ahead and repost this so everybody has one last chance to talk to Santa. It’s Christmas time and I’m here for you. 🎅🏻

These last few days before Christmas are the best. The holiday spirit is in full throttle right now. Anticipation is at its highest and people are extra kind. Food tastes better and hugs last longer. True believers know what I mean. I just love it and I love you all 🎅🏻🎄

Loading up the reindeer now with cabbage and beans so we can circle the globe Tuesday without stopping for gas.

Watching Christmas Vacation for the third time this week because it makes me happy and surely not because I’m putting off wrapping gifts.

Mrs. Claus in here baking cookies like I’m not about to devour a global supply of them in 72 hours. Bless her heart.

People rely on me to deliver the big ticket items so you’re all getting eggs this year.

Are you as excited as I am? 🎅🏻🎄

Anything going on Tuesday night?

People keep asking me to get this chaos in America back in order. Even my magic has its limits, so I see only one viable option here. Santa for President ‘28. I’ll be 1723 years old but apparently age doesn’t matter anymore.

In a world controlled by greed and misguided political influence, don’t compromise your moral compass. Be Captain von Trapp.

This just hits different right before Christmas. I adore this time of year! 🎅🏻🎄

Five nights from now I will embark on a magical journey that defies logic and reason. Are you ready for me? 🎅🏻

Less than a week away 🎄 When does your holiday spirit kick into max overdrive? Have you already reached your peak or is there another level coming? For me it’s December 23, commonly known as Christmas Eve Eve. Just wait and you’ll see how ridiculous I become in four days. You’ve been warned 🎅🏻🎅🏻

Who else is still awake because sleeping wastes away precious hours the last week before Christmas? 🎄

I see you when you’re hurting. The holidays can be a difficult time for many. Some of you have told me directly. Just know you’re not alone, and know that there is peace ahead of you. I can’t tell you when but I can promise it’s within reach. Believe in yourself like I believe in you. 🎅🏻

In six nights, if you hear about another UFO sighting, well … you know.

One week One week One week One week One week Holy Schweddy balls one week.

How do we Tuesday at the Pole the week before Christmas? Dinner theater at home. I’m cooking hibachi and the movie is Happiest Season - a new favorite of ours. Time to swap the Santa hat for a chef cap 🎅🏻👨🏼‍🍳

One week from tonight I will be traveling at ludicrous speed.

I don’t have a lot of time left here. My brief social existence this season has enlightened and encouraged me. There is so much grace and goodwill among you. Channel your wonderful holiday spirit all year round, and continue to spread kindness and joy to our world. The nice list doesn’t expire 🎅🏻

Hold your loved ones close to you and be grateful for your blessings. You will find joy and peace today and in your days ahead. That is a promise I can deliver. 🎅🏻

If you’re looking for a red hat that symbolizes a message of kindness and hope, I have an idea. 🎅🏻