Good lord this man is useless.

We live in the worst timeline. But not all is lost - we still have dogs.

That’s some straight up Nazi shit

Well, well, well. Welcome back, Mr. Moore. #GoDucks

My son came to watch the game with me, which was great. But at the end of the day, he’s a Seahawks fan, not a Ducks fan. He’s still going strong #GoDucks #12s

How bad is this loss? I’m gonna keep drinking, liking all #GoDucks fans, and trying to figure out what my problem is 🤣

I’m ready for bed and a gummie. Who is still up for shit posting? #GoDucks

Above all else - although i CANNOT WAIT until my Ducks win it all - in Lanning I trust. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Ok. I’m an idiot. I really did want to get a DM group chat going, but couldn’t figure it out. I’m (1) old and (2) way passed drunk. So, what do I know? #goducks

#GoDucks fans - let’s get a group together as we drink the night away

Who is still up and killing their livers? #GoDucks

Fuck #goducks

This game is over. Moving on to Crown chocolate and zero sugar Italian Crème. #GoDucks

Ok. Moving on on to chocolate Crown. Good night, my friends. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛 See ya in September

That was a play called by an assistant out the door. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

A FACEMASK WHEN YOU ARE ON THE GROUND?!? Fuck. We are toast. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Once a Duck, always a Duck. Pulling for Indiana in n the Natty. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

I just yelled…but we didn’t get the ball. Fuck. #GoDucks

It was tied at 7, right? Ugh. But, as always, #GoDucks

Once upon a time, I mentioned that my problem with Dante Moore is that I’m not sure about his mental fortitude. While I would LOVE for him to prove me wrong, this is exactly the kind of game I’m taking about.

So…how about them Seahawks? #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Is there a saving grace? No. BUT! Lanning is the first coach since Chip who could make half time adjustments. I’ll take whatever silver lining I can. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Three beers in, might be time for gummies. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

I’ve changed my mind: Dante Moore, go pro. #GoDucks

I just wanted a close game. Unlike last year. But still - now and always - #GoDuck 💚🦆💛

Running back depth is going to kill us #GoDucks

Fuck my life. #GoDucks

Well, well, well. More like it, Ducks! #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Well, shit. But still, #GoDucks

They are booing Dipshit Tubberville 🤣 #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

The most complimentary thing so far? “Oregon as the fire power to make it competitive.” Keeping notes. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Crowd is more in favor of Indiana? Huh. The Big 10 championship game last year was more Penn State. Ducks won. Let’s not even talk about playing in the Big House on the road. Our Ducks can play in a hostile environment. #GoDucks 💚🦆🤣

Game time! #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Well, friends, I hate to say it, but it’s clear from what I hear, the Ducks have no chance whatsoever. Guess I’ll not even watch. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

It’s amazing what happens when you stop packing the 4 team playoff with 2 SEC teams. #GoDucks

The “stick to sports” people sure are silent when a sycophant speaks up to parrot murderous lies. @espn.com that’s quite the talent you have there.

Fuck the murderer #AbolishICE

Our government is not a serious group of adults. They have made us a joke to the world and an embarrassment to ourselves.

The January 6th #Insurrection isn’t over. Traitors are still ruining America.

Two things are true: I LOVE a good hype video I laugh every time I think about Penn State white outs…and their team DOESN’T WEAR ALL WHITE 🤣

#Steelers embodying the old chestnut a win is a win, no matter how ugly.

I have never thought “What is Ryan Clark thinking?” #Seahawks #12s

Finally getting around to watching the Oregon v Texas Tech game. Knowing the outcome and drinking a quad IPA makes this a much more enjoyable and far less stressful experience. We really did own this one. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Is Mendoza running for m Mayor of Cornball? #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Couldn’t watch the Ducks game today as I had more urgent matters. Worth it. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

#CFP bye week teams are now 0-5. #GoDucks - make it 0-6 💚🦆💛

Coming in to the playoffs, I thought it came down to three teams: Ohio State, Indiana, and Georgia. One down and I couldn’t be happier. #GoDucks 💚🦆💛

Huh. I’m starting to think a bye week ain’t so desireable 🤣 #GoDucks 💚🦆💛