Lack of focus is hitting me hard today

When your favourite fragrance makes you smell like an old temple

Can microdicks stop fucking updating? You don't need to update every fucking week you absolute pieces of shit software

"I will admit that I can be a judgmental prick- an overzealous judgemental prick, even- but know that my judgement will always be correct and sound, Silversmoke. Because all of you, save for the missus over there, do not seem to exercise much judgement at all." #kxsats #kxposts

More footage of Jim Pickens, amazing

Out tonight Man I've missed this place

Finished piece!! :D #tfp #tfpmegatron #skybound #transformers #megatron

This is easily one of the greatest things this country has ever produced

If you are moving at the same speed, in parallel, to the fucking car on the left lane, as a huge trail of cars inch closer and closer on your tail You Are Blocking The Road Youre welcome to drive at sub 80 on the SLOW LANE, but let other people PASS IN THE OVERTAKE LANE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

Oh yeah, happy chap goh meh everybody Go lob oranges at lake creatures

Hey, I know that this is news to some of you, but hear this When you are in the fast/overtake lane, you are NOT supposed to drive at the same pace as the slow lane

Mereka ❎ diorg ✅

The problem with having written that many horny posts while knee deep in an obsessive cycle is feeling second hand embarrassment whenever you get notifications informing you that hey, someone read your garbage today I don't even recognise half the shit I wrote 1 year back bro

I still absolutely do not get the serana hype Literally the most irritating quest npc that they shove in your face unless you refuse to do dawnguard at all

Nope, still not getting soptify or netlfix subscriptions And fuck you too, autodicks Microdicks, I will not install shitbloat 11 when my dogshit hpee laptop inevitably dies You're on thin ice, android And double fuck you, yuotube, I will NEVER get premium

A modern masterpiece m.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

>3am Fuuuuuuuuccccckkk

"May you live in interesting times." indeed Fucking hell

Look, nobody likes this guy as much as they like the guy Aladeen the Dictator was based on, but going fucking scorched earth on a whole fucking country and leaving a wasteland behind for decades is fucking ridiculous and speaks to what your true goal actually is And no it's not "exporting freedumbs"

Still waiting for that official national apology to Chile, Indonesia, Brazil and the Philippines btw

While we're on the topic, can you stop sending money and guns to a bunch of zealots and gangs? Drugs too, yeah?

Hey, how about those Cambodian restitutions? Do you even remember what you did to them?

By the way, have you unfucked Libya yet? I hearc it's still a very unfun Mad Max warlord playground out there.

So. Did you guys ever find those WMDs that Saddam was supposed to be hiding?

Can you guys stop electing warmongering capitalists already You got out of ww2 unscathed, hooray Now stop trying to relive your glory days with your imperialistic regimes and leave the rest of us alone for once

It's fucking Libya and Iraq again, isn't it

I want to see them fight.👀 #opmeg #OptimusPrime #megatron

Fucking hell can everyone in the us administration just die already Acting as if they're the only fucking country in the world, because fuck all of us right? How many of us are going to be stranded now that flights through the middle east are no longer safe?

I can only hope to look as cool as these motherfuckers some day in the future

I miss kelpo...

Knights of the Nine is a decent enough premise, but in gameplay it sucks It interferes with whatever other playstyle you're already doing (ie you can't commit crimes at all), it's tedious as fuck (ie no markers for wayshrines), and the dungeons are only marginally better than base Oblivion's

Ollie becoming a Luigi seems like the only logical course for his character in this era, when you think about it Hyper based

Also We got butch Dinah before GTA 6 lets fucking go

Holy fuck My prediction for Absolute Green Arrow might have been correct: Ollie clawed his way out of hell

Forbidden candy

Prowl but instead of a sociopathic accountant, he's Cybertron's most notorious (and desired) murderous goldigger

YuanBao™️

"dudebros in anime ruined everything!" is a statement that just feels so foreign to me Bro, dudebros have always been into anime The fuckheads in my lower secondary class were all massive weebs, and they were still almost all jocks who skipped class to play basketball

It should not be humanly possible to fit that much sauce on an album, yet we live in a timeline where Defenders of the Faith exists

Fucking hell someone fucked up big time and now we all have to deal with the consequences Who the fuck is scalping the world's copper supply? The us military again?

*throws a fistful of dry red rice grains at you*

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full sized glory Yes, this is your reminder to play the Metal Gear Acid games They're fucking fun

You're right hand comes off?

"Sorry, Ethan." BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM Will never not be funny

me on thursday tbh #REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilRequiem #LeonKennedy #sketch

Robots should have humanoid faceplates so that you can imagine one sitting slack jawed, neck craned backwards, drooling as cables hang loosely from their parted mandibles Plugged into hidden sockets inside their oral cavity Bonus points if optic sockets have jacked cables spilling out too #kxposts

You know, as a kid, I never understood why people found "Me? Gongaga." funny But I get it now lmao

Rex punching Cesar for being a shitass brother is still cathartic as fuck