the funniest thing a person can do is assert they’re shadowbanned

scatman john could write brat but charli xcx could never write scatman’s world

yeah…..we have fun here

dvd case hit the back of my head at work today . which actually hurts really back

sitting on the computer at work googling “good movies” again

i should have a HUSBAND by now but instead i had to watch godfather part 2 by MYSELF

a lot of time on my hands lately so i’ve just been lathering myself in lotions and creams

can’t sleep. the bowflex commercial is playing on repeat in my mind

i was trying to double feature elvis (1979) and elvis (2022) but that’s six hours of elvis

what they don’t tell you is when you start working a retail job again at 30 after not working once since you were 23 is that your entire body is going to hurt all the time

unchained melody is the sexiest most romantic song ever recorded

if there’s one thing men you’ve never met before love it’s telling you about their divorce

i wish i could watch a movie and read a book at the same time. maybe throw on a record too

accidentally acted strange at the grocery store and now everyone’s mad at me

i wish i could turn on the tv and flip channels until i found outer limits

i still have trigger finger from….learning to crochet

i wanna see a mirage sooo bad

said out loud at work today “now what is arctic ghost ship” and my coworker responded “i don’t know but it sounds like your vibe”

met someone today that was so important to 11 year old me i just can’t believe this is the life i get to live!!!!!

whatshould i make for dinner tomorrow

listening to counting crows and eating an ice cream cone :)

and now on top of everything else i have to worry about getting hit by flying pieces of car on the freeway

i know if i start doing yoga everyday at home my body will feel better. but it’s like a whole thing

sometimes it feels like weeping willows are a figment of my imagination

the feminine urge to buy a second expensive water bottle….

ate too much sugar at work now i’m hyper

i have got to do more with my time than spend three hours straight reading about wolves

just found out about lonesome george. don’t text

i would do anything for ray krebbs

can someone remind me to buy more vitamin d tomorrow

it’s so good for my brain to never post anymore

i love dallas (tv show). however i read some spoilers and in about five more seasons i may have to tap out

got promoted at work :)

i feel so popular when i wear my big coat

[person who has only seen true detective season 2 watching their second tv show] hmm…i’m getting true detective season 2 vibes from this

some days i think about just getting in my car and driving to culver’s (the closest is in phoenix arizona)

goggins mcbride interview made me laugh out loud. i love them

emissions light came on in my car and you know what. that is my jetta’s right, and who am i to try to stop it

need to make money fast any ideas

31 does seem like the appropriate age for me to get into drive by truckers

fine i will say what we’re all thinking. . joe cocker is sexy

put will arnett on white lotus

my paycheck was twice what it normally is this week because i had to fill in a lot at work but i need to be responsible and not buy a replacement for my broken camera with it

absolutely need to rewatch night moves this weekend

any hot guys wanna watch tv with me

another absolutely fantastic single from our friends in @ttb.bsky.social ! plus a beautiful music video by @ennegoldstein.bsky.social with footage from @millerhighlife.bsky.social ! (T-T)b is making some of the best music out there

sorry no i’m not watching severance right now. i have 13 more years of dallas to watch first

sometimes i feel just like john goodman in true stories

dropped my car off at the shop and i’m genuinely having separation anxiety. car is my family

multiple people at different times of the night tonight thought i was from texas