Never be HIM. Strive to be HER

This is all so scary

I got my man like Paul Revere the way the British are coming

Hear me out.... The Curator from expedition 33

It's so funny how, as a kid I thought the biggest problems in life were gonna be quicksand and piranhas but it's actually bills and unemployment.

My brain last night said you need unlimited birthday margaritas, but my body this morning said you need to die for your sins

I swear food tastes better when it's your birthday and it needs to be studied. Happy birthday to me 😊 i wish you all wonderful wonderful days

My birthday being on a Sunday is so rude and disrespectful to my plans (I have nothing planned guys pls help)

"My man would never!!" I said as he's booking a flight to neverland

I think I'm the unreliable narrator of my own life

Music that makes you remember your heart is beating>

doing leg day really nerfs my walking speed to straight person levels the next day my gosh

Gonna open grindr on valentines day just to feel something

I wish i could give all of myself to the people that want me alive

I'm so tired

It's all gone.... it's actually gone. It's so crazy they can take so much of my happiness away like that

I need a prescription of solitary confinement

When did I stop feeling like a person.

I'm documenting it bare with me

Every second feels like a week and every week feels like a second. How did I get so removed from time?

Is it selfish to isolate myself from my friends, the people I love because I can't stand to lose anything anymore? Is it selfish to want them to lose me before i lose them? Is it selfish to want them to wait for me in my own eternity. Yes, yes, it is, but idk how to fight for my presence anymore.

Hayy luvs im live hehe Twitch.tv/andromeda0x

AITA: I told the hatman that im seeing other people and he cried and disappeared Where he go?

I totally forgot to post it but me and my mom made a rack of lamb and I plated it kinda fancy cuz it was Christmas hehe what do yall think? ✨️

I want Kratos so badly I might just defy physics

I'm getting gangstalked by tiktok bots am I cooked?

Yall should follow my homie www.twitch.tv/daedremes if you haven't already, ermm hes kinda goated at Mario speed run so it's worth it 🤓☝️

YALL I just doubled the memory and tripled the storage in my computer hehehehe are you proud of me??

Omg I love these! Picrew creators always eat

We decided to make tamales for the colonizer holiday, and I think they turned out pretty good! Let me know tamal experts 🤗 would you grab one?

I'm feeling limbonese

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't selfie

This is crazy

Elden ring brainrot is actually crazy cuz why was i walking in the grocery store and went "i gotta find out where that sword spell is"

"'My body is tea' no bitch you're the boba" will forever be my favorite quote

Those who don't know: "???" Those who know: "oh haha I get it"

Yall what if I kms before the election results tomorrow I don't wanna know anythinggggggghhhhh

i love being queer i wouldn’t give this shit up for anything

I SWEAR a buss down wig with a middle part could fix everything for me

Chat did i julienne these carrots or nah

twitch.tv/innovi_na happy halloween, live rn

I feel weird.

Lockscreen Checkpoint 🤍

✨️Photo dump of the things I've cooked recently ✨️ 1. Chicken Fajitas (using ho made spice mix) 2. Creamy Chorizo Chicken w/ ho made Mexican Rice & Refried Beans 3. Grilled BBQ Chicken w/ Fettuccine Alfredo & Broccolini 4. Balsamic Pork Tenderloin w/ Oven Roasted Potatoes and Brussel Sprouts

Officially removed Twitter from my home screen ✨️

AHHHHH I WANNA DO HEX GIRLS COSTUME WITH MY BESTIES FOR HALLOWEEN I NEED IT

Pokemon checkpoint: Share your favorite Pokemon

ok i got the whole weekend to do nothing can i do a tbh AND rate for every reskeet

The way I'm gay at 7/11 Getting A Yerba mate